etcetera_nine
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When Argis is made housecarl to the new thane of Markarth, what he expects is a boring life, trailing after a spoiled, disdainful nobleman. What he wants is a brave warrior, a friend he can fight alongside.
What he gets, though... is one surprise after another.
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- Part 1 of A Warrior's Heart: A Skyrim Love Story
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Out of Time by etcetera_nine
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Oct 2019
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After the world doesn’t end, Aziraphale wants to keep an eye on their human friends. Watch over them, make sure they’re happy, that they have good lives. Crowley’s not entirely on board with the idea, but hey—they’ve spent the last six millennia living amongst humans. What could go wrong?
As it turns out… a lot.
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Love Is a Four-Letter Word by etcetera_nine
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Jul 2019
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Five times Crowley tries to tell Aziraphale he loves him, and fails miserably.
And one time—
One time…
Well, one time he tries again and still cocks it up, because let’s face it: he’s a bit of a disaster, really.
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Your Very Own-Brand Demon by etcetera_nine
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jun 2019
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There was a bottle in his hand. That was fine, he supposed, except it was a bit larger than he was expecting. He didn’t think they’d need that much.
Below him, Crowley had gone still, tensing up. “What—”
Aziraphale took a closer look at the bottle. It had little drawings of olives on it.
Oh dear, he thought sadly.
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Much to Sarah's delight, Toby's first word was Sarah. Much to Sarah's dismay, Toby's thirteenth word… was Jareth.
Originally published in 2012 on FanFiction.net.
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A Warrior's Heart: A Skyrim Love Story by etcetera_nine
Fandom: Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
06 Aug 2021
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Blackbeard and the Gentleman Pirate: Matelotage, Masculinity, and Maritime Community Building in the Golden Age of Caribbean Piracy (Newtown: Atlantic University Press, 2022) draws on extensive archival research to provide the most comprehensive reconstruction yet of Teach and Bonnet’s careers and travels.
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Crowley and His Army of Grandmothers by burnt_oranges
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Apr 2020
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Crowley had impulsively stopped by Artisan Du Chocolate, the next place on Aziraphale’s meticulously ordered list of chocolatiers to sample, and now Crowley wonders--is it too much? He had bought a hundred fucking pounds’ worth of chocolate, of course it’s too much, but would Aziraphale notice that it was too much?
That is the question.
Bookmarked by etcetera_nine
26 Apr 2020
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Crowley pines, eats kreplach, goes on a road trip, is wonderful.
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A Treatise on Food Waste, Original Sin, and Other Assorted Societal Problems by rfsmiley for ximeria
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Jan 2020
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Post-canon South Downs fic. Aziraphale struggles with a new hobby, and Crowley struggles with the concept of retirement.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Foodstuffs
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Bookmarked by etcetera_nine
27 Jan 2020
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“Thank you very much,” she called. “For the gift.”
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Aziraphale sat up slowly and took Crowley’s hand. He turned it over, looked at the light coming from his wrist and arm from every angle. Then he brought it to his lips and kissed Crowley’s palm.
“This is what you meant,” he said, lips still against Crowley’s skin. “In 1832. You meant it literally. You glow.”
“You glow,” Crowley said. “You burn. You just sometimes also burn through me. It’s a reaction, I think. Because your holiness doesn’t belong in me.”
“Dearest,” Aziraphale said. “Heat cannot start a fire if there is nothing to burn.”
(Or, the one where Crowley is drawn to Aziraphale's holy flame like a moth ready to catch fire.)
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Bookmarked by etcetera_nine
25 Jul 2019
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Killin me softly with this fic, killin me softly... with this fic.
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Love Hath Made Thee a Tame Snake by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jun 2019
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He was the bloody Serpent of Eden, and he wasn’t going to stand for this kind of flagrant trespassing.