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Positive Feedback by moulesfrites (evilcookie)
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
09 Aug 2025
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For a guy who loves to eat, Colin turns out to be terrible at eating a girl out.
That can be easily fixed with some help and guidance. And who better to help him than Penelope, his sister’s long-lost former best friend. There won't be any feelings involved, because Penelope is a lesbian.
Isn't she?
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Cures For Insomnia by moulesfrites (evilcookie)
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
11 Jul 2024
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“You're right, I guess,” she acquiesced. “What do you usually do to fall asleep?”
“Jack off,” he deadpanned.
Penelope choked on her breath and tried to hide it with a cough. Her whole face felt like it was on fire. “Right.”
“What?” Colin laughed. “It is the most effective. Don't tell me you never tried it?”
Penelope can't sleep. Colin helps her out the best he can, being an ocean away and all.
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When We Kiss (Ooh, Fire) by moulesfrites (evilcookie) for lixabiz
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
08 Jul 2024
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After being carried out of a burning building, Penelope can't stop thinking about her firefighter-in-shining-armour.
He hasn't been able to stop thinking about his damsel in distress either.
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Even More by moulesfrites (evilcookie)
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
24 Jun 2024
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"He taught me a thing or two with my mouth that still benefits me to this day,” Genevieve caught her eye in the mirror. “I take it you haven't been taught all there is?"
“You mean,” she whispered, “using your tongue whilst kissing?”
Genevieve cackled. “No, darling. That is not what I meant.”
Married couples engage in all sorts of activities she had never heard about. Both times they had made love, Colin had introduced her to something new. But when Penelope hears about this activity, she is too scared to bring it up, and waits until her husband is asleep to try it out.
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Intimate by moulesfrites (evilcookie)
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
14 Jun 2024
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“I am a man of honour. And we were... intimate.”
Colin feels entrapped by London's most notorious gossip columnist. Before he can marry her in a church, he must do something about her behaviour.
Set during season 3 episode 7 Joining of Hands.
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Advanced Class by moulesfrites (evilcookie) for wereadtoliveathousandlives
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
23 May 2024
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“I don’t want to be married and immediately be left alone for years. I need a chance to make it work first, convince him to stay with me instead. The activities I’m referring to, I wouldn’t be… I wouldn’t be ruined, would I? If I just used my mouth?”
Colin teaches Penelope to orally pleasure her future husband.
Set during Season 3 Episode 4 Old Friends.
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At First Touch by moulesfrites (evilcookie)
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
21 May 2024
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“Would you touch me?”
He coughed. “Pen, what –”
“It wouldn’t mean anything!!” she exclaimed, “Obviously, it wouldn’t mean anything. It’s just... the reason we’ve started all this, it’s because I want to know what it’s like to have...”
“To have? What, sex?”
Or: Penelope asks her friend a favour.
A modern take on Season 3 Episode 2 How Bright The Moon.
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Birthday Surprises by moulesfrites (evilcookie) for liziana
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
03 May 2024
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“What about my hands, hm?” he asked, and he held up his free hand, as if examine it.
Penelope looked at it. Her brain filled with images of his hands touching her all over; caressing her skin, tweaking her nipples, cupping her between her legs, sinking into her.
Penelope gets turned on by Colin's hands. He notices.
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False Grudges and Unexpected Sleepovers by moulesfrites (evilcookie) for LightLeadingMe
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
21 Apr 2024
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“We could share,” she said, hoping she sounded more aloof than agitated. “It's not like I take up a lot of room.”
Colin stared at her. “Are you sure?” he asked.
She blushed. “I mean, it's just for a few hours, right? I'm sure you can manage to sleep beside a girl without touching her for a change.”
Or;
Enemies to lovers in one bed with a dash of praise kink.
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Thank God (It's Friday) by moulesfrites (evilcookie)
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
03 Apr 2024
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Penelope is done with getting snubbed at her internship, especially by her fellow intern-slash-nemesis Cressida.
But when Colin Bridgerton shows up at Friday night drinks, she finally finds a way to one-up her.
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Love in Times of Corona by moulesfrites (evilcookie)
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
01 Apr 2024
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“We’ll have our own little bubble, just us,” he said, as if he had a sort of epiphany. “It's settled then. In twenty-four hours, I'll give you the best and most memorable hug you have ever had.”
With Colin stuck at her place during the endless lockdowns, Penelope finds it hard to keep on social distancing. Especially with the touch-starved state she is in...
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Alternative Payment by moulesfrites (evilcookie)
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
19 Mar 2024
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Colin is just there to work on the knots in her back after a week of physical labour. Or so Penelope thinks.
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Five Stages by moulesfrites (evilcookie)
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
15 Mar 2024
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When Penelope's father dies, Colin does his best to help her through the numbness and the pain.
He couldn't have known her preferred method of help would be to get him in her bed.
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wine me, dine me by moulesfrites (evilcookie)
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
07 Mar 2024
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Penelope has a bad date. Colin cheers her up.
In celebration of only 69 days until season 3 drops.
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Horsing Around by moulesfrites (evilcookie)
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
03 Mar 2024
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“You mean,” she started, breathless, “you have a fifth leg like that stallion had?”
Or: Penelope visits a farm and Colin teaches her some basic anatomy.
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Obligation by moulesfrites (evilcookie)
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
01 Mar 2024
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“Pen,” he started, and her heart jumped at his use of the nickname he hadn't used since that fateful day in her mother's drawing room, “you do realise we're expected to consummate this marriage tonight?”
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Caught alone and unchaperoned, Penelope and Colin are forced to marry. And marriages were to be consummated.
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Send Nudes by moulesfrites (evilcookie)
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
17 Feb 2024
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'Oh really? Are you texting me naked then, Pen?'
Her face flushed.
'I am, actually.'
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Pale Blue Eyes by moulesfrites (evilcookie) for queenofthecon, murderbymushrooms
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
05 Feb 2024
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“What did you say to him?” he repeated his earlier question, unable to shake his curiosity. “Was it something about his bright-shining eyes?”
Thinking Penelope is using her new flirting techniques on other men, Colin becomes rather jealous.
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The One with the Hookup by moulesfrites (evilcookie)
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
11 Jan 2024
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Penelope is having a terrible time as her best friend's maid of honour at what will be the wedding of the century. Feeling down and seeking comfort, she chooses to go to the one person she is sure will show her a good time.
But when it's Colin who answers the door instead, she gets more than she bargained for.
Loosely based on Monica & Chandler's love story.
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Instead of Coal by moulesfrites (evilcookie) for queenofthecon
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
09 Dec 2023
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"I haven't seen your Aunty Penny in years," Santa said.
Little Edmund gasped. “Then you don’t even know if she’s on the nice list!”
“Ho ho ho!” Santa laughed. “I know for sure she is not.”In which Santa knows what to do with naughty girls like Penelope.
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