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    Aziraphale hadn't meant to get himself into such a ridiculous predicament. How was he to know Crawley was intending to bathe? And unfortunately, by the time Crawley had striped off, Aziraphale was well and truly stuck. Of course, while he was there, he may as well observe...

    Written for Chamyl's A Very Filthy Advent Day 12 Prompt: Coming Untouched

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    When Aziraphale seeks a role as a new initiate at a famous nunnery--the very centre of womanly worship--she finds that the mother superior is a familiar face.

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    Crowley has given Aziraphale many gifts over the years. As Aziraphale lovingly reviews them all, Crowley arrives and Aziraphale confesses her love.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale visit a florist for wedding planning. One-shot for Miss Fell's Bookshop event prompt "she has standards".

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    Aziraphale loves Crowley. He always has. Yet, after a failed Armageddon, Aziraphale finds that he still can’t work up the courage to actually say it. Then Gabriel appears with a revelation: God did not cast half of all the angels into Hell, splitting the Heavenly body in two. The Almighty split each angel down the centre and cast half of each angel into Hell. Crowley is Aziraphale’s demonic half. As Aziraphale finds the courage to confess his feelings, he is forced to confront what being whole again truly means.

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    A re-telling of Good Omens as a Dreamtime Story, casting the story within the mythos of the Australian Aboriginal people. This is Good Omens as you might hear it in Australia, perhaps walking along the beach, the story punctuated by the rhythmic crashing of crystal clear waves, or perhaps gathered around a crackling fire late at night, the stars of the Southern Cross twinkling in the sky above you. Crowley, naturally, is the Rainbow Serpent.

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    Prompt: Luck

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    After a night sucking oysters with Aziraphale, Crowley just can’t sleep. Perhaps he should hang around in Rome a little longer... After all, tempting a certain angel is his job, isn’t it?

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    You didn’t think Heaven and Hell would just give up, did you?

    An Armageddon averted, a love confessed, but it isn’t over yet. Join Aziraphale and Crowley as they settle into their newly declared love. Find out what happens next. Well, you know something of what happens next. You are living it. Obviously, Pestilence returns. But now you get to know why and how.

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    In the wake of a failed Armageddon, Aziraphale and Crowley fully express their love. And yet, it isn’t quite over. They must also find a way to escape the wrath of Heaven and Hell, a means to cheat death...

    My take on that night at Crowley’s flat.

    This fic is part of a series but it can be read as stand alone without any difficulty at all.

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    1/1
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    27
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    3,027
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    A narrative of certain events leading up to The Big One, in strict accordance, as shall be shown, with the nice and accurate prophesies of Agnes Nutter, witch.

     

     

    A Good Omens sequel, set thirty years in the future...

     

    Thirty years after a failed Armageddon we must face The Big One, as Heaven and Hell, working together, enact a plan to fix the world or destroy it forever. Meanwhile, Aziraphale and Crowley discover that truly being on their own side has more implications than they’d ever have guessed.

    Changes to the basic metaphysics of the universe. A second book of prophesies. Mysterious twins on a mission. Hijinks and shenanigans. Deep questions, laughs, ridiculous banter and sexy stuff. Welcome to my attempt at an epic Good Omens sequel.

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    Aziraphale sighed again, eyes fluttering closed for a moment as if to savour, well, whatever he was savouring. The words? Crowley dropped his phone and sat up on the couch, watching with intense fascination. What kind of book could make Aziraphale react like that? Crowley’s eyes drifted down to the book and he read the title: My Demon Lover.

    Aziraphale decides to make his interest in erotic love clear. Initial interaction inspired by that wonderful first Ritz scene.

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    It is the 23rd century. The United Federation of Planets exists but Vulcan is not a member. In fact, on Vulcan the warp drive has not been invented and first contact has not yet happened. Two intelligent species—the Vulcans and the Romulites—share the planet with some tension. Into this world, Spock is born. Spock’s life changes forever when he meets a man from the stars, an alien…

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    Meta. How does salvation work in the world of Good Omens? In other words, are the dead humans going to Heaven and Hell and what determines who goes where? Is it determined by faith, by deeds or by some combination of the two?

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    Meta on understanding the faith (or lack of faith) of Crowley and Aziraphale. Examines what we know from canon and looks at their relationships to God through various lenses including: free thought, the problem of evil, existentialism and comparing Crowley and Aziraphale's prayers.

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    Crowley is not nicssse... Aziraphale and Crowley satisfy Aziraphale's fantasties with a role-play beginning with that wall slam scene.

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    This meta begins by asking one simple question: Is Heaven a cult? After answering that question, the implications of the answer will be explored: implications for Hell, God, Aziraphale and Crowley. And whoa are there implications.

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    After the almost-Amargeddon the love between Aziraphale and Crowley is clear to them both. But does their love include a physical element?

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    Jim, Spock, McCoy and Nyota beam down to A'tai to make first contact. They discover key cultural differences in the area of sex that challenge their first contact protocols and challenge Jim and Spock to reveal their feelings for each other.

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    Molly's story, set within The Abominable Bride universe- a story of personal growth, self-discovery, love and sex. Sherlock and John don't appear for a number of chapters but they will appear eventually and there will be background Johnlock. Femslash.

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    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    74
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    813

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