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The wooden box is small and nondescript. Tied shut with a plain, blue ribbon. The both of them stare at it for a long, long moment sitting innocuously on the desk by their door.
“I’m opening it,” Astarion says and gives the ribbon a gentle tug.
It’s made of silk, judging from the texture and easy slide, and he lifts the tiny, metal latch holding it shut.
The inside is filled with more silk, the same, early-dawn blue. He admires the sooth glide of it even as he plucks that up to reveal the item nestled within.
“Huh,” his darling says. Which is her way to say many things, but in this case likely means, “That’s a tiny, metal cock.”
These two losers finally get their hands on a Greater Magic Phallus; Astarion intends to break that in. Thoroughly.
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- Part 12 of these two shitheads
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12 Nov 2025
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He smiles at you in that dashing way of his. "What say you and I continue our conversation on the walk before we part ways for the evening?"
This is dangerous. The risk of him finding out you're a maid isn't too high, though. Not if you play your cards right. He said he plans to stay at the Elfsong, just like you, even though that was a lie. Perhaps he'd be willing to pay for a room for you. You're the lovely lady killing monsters to keep him safe, after all.
Your heart flutters as you gesture to the door. “Lead the way?”
"With pleasure." He does a silly little bow that positively delights you, then holds out his arm.
In which you swindle a swindler and live to tell the tale.
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05 Nov 2025
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BG3 Kinktober Day 23: Knifeplay
Several years post-Netherbrain, Astarion helps a masochistic Tav through a tough day, via the stress release that pain gives her.
Spawn!Astarion so though it is knifeplay, this one leans sweet rather than dark.
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- Part 24 of A Halo in Reverse
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23 Oct 2025
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You were a sight to behold, even like this, half-mad from the arousal forced upon you by the spores and struggling valiantly against your body’s rising need. Astarion aches to soothe you, to cool the fire burning through your blood, but the thought of touching you, holding you, only to sink into himself and float mindlessly away, turns his blood to ice.
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31 Aug 2025
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"Well, darling?" He makes those adorable fuck-me eyes that captivated you in the past and still make you hard in the present. "Are you satisfied? I can think of a few ways to earn your forgiveness that we might both enjoy."
What he's implying is no secret. He goads you with that dangerous smile and murmurs, "Why not make me say I'm sorry with your cock buried inside me, hm? I do break so prettily for you, after all."
You tamp down the desire to roll him over and give him what he wants. This is about him apologizing to you, and sex is not an apology—it only rewards his behavior. But you're not above teasing him. You turn to him fully, saving your place in your book with a quick fold of the corner. Leaning in, you brush your lips over his, pulling back when he moans, faint and real (how did you ever fall for the noises he made for you the first time?), letting him chase you.
Or, Astarion upsets you and you decide you want an apology.
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14 Aug 2025
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“Ah-ah! No moving, pet,” Astarion said, wagging a finger as Tav struggled briefly against his bonds.
“What are you doing?” Tav asked, eyes growing wide when Astarion opened the small case he’d purchased after their recent visit to Sharess’ Caress.
Astarion decides to experiment.
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07 Aug 2025
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Tav isn’t good at flowers and chocolate. He says “I love you” by calculating the most efficient way to eliminate your enemies. But a communication error endangers his relationship with the very person he’s doing this for. Misunderstanding/angst, resolved by the end. (Note: Technically Tav x Astarion but Gale is there a lot. What can I say, they like nerding out about magic.) [Posted on tumblr a few months back]
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31 Jul 2025
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Brusquely, Cazador’s awareness returns to him, and he finds he is no longer enjoying the evening. He was lost in his thoughts long enough that Astarion has lifted his head, blood-red eyes staring at him. They are wide open and terrified, of course. There is also a plaintive quality, one that inspires the most sadistic desires in him, and there is inquisition, at what in the hells might be going on within Cazador’s mind that led to this bizarre lull of routine. Whether there is a way out, Cazador wagers, of this night that leaves him in less misery than either of them expected.
Cazador refuses to feel infuriated at his loss of control over the evening. He may still reclaim it.
Cazador tortures Astarion and then rapes him. In brief, it is what the title says
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21 Jun 2025
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how to rehabilitate sex for your traumatised vampire boyfriend: back rubs and pillow humping
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- Part 4 of repairs and alterations
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Compliments for the Wizard by TopoftheLighthouse for Eolas
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
09 Dec 2024
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Talni, a Zhentarim operator from out of town, has to stay with Waukeen's rest crew for a while. A certain wizard of many fine qualities catches her eye.
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26 May 2025
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In all of Yrie’s ill-shaped memories, her mouth has been her curse. Her control of it was precarious at best; at times it was silver-tongued, at others sharp-toothed, but always, always, it has waited to devour. She tries not to think of it at its worst.
He's waiting for her.
She breathes.
If there is one thing she can do, it is consume.
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The Dark Urge may have broken her father's hold, but a lifetime of conditioning won't fade so quickly.
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- Part 4 of Dirgesinger
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Three commands has Astarion broken, and now the fourth with a rapier through his gut and crossbow to his skull. Centuries he's wanted to be free—well, here it is. Dirt under his nails and blood behind his fangs. He's free. Isn't he fucking satisfied?
Astarion has not been a person in two hundred years. His journey to become one does not start off well.
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12 May 2025
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A surprise encounter with bandits puts Neline's life in danger. Panicked, Astarion gulps down an Elixir of the Colossus and saves the day.
Neline is highly intrigued by the results – and very grateful.
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- Part 3 of The Scoundrel and His Songbird
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What if I, a grown woman, wrote a fic about the terrible Batman OC I came up with as a depressed middle schooler?
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- Part 43 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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01 May 2025
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It isn’t weird if they both do it—that has been their sort of unspoken rule these past few years together.
After Astarion and Wyll each came clean about their own less than romantic reasons for sleeping together, Wyll suggests that maybe they would be better off as friends. That’s completely, totally fine with Astarion. Sure, he’s in love with the man, but it’s fine.
Their friendship starts to take a turn after Astarion learns how to transform into a bat, however. As a bat, he is soft, cute, helpless, and… he doesn’t hate that. As a bonus, Wyll also seems helpless to resist petting Astarion’s fluffy new fur.
Maybe this can be their new dynamic, then. By night, they will travel the Sword Coast as a pair of dashing adventurers. By day, Astarion will shrink himself down to sleep on Wyll’s chest and tell himself that this is enough.This is the “strangers to lovers to friends to friends-with-benefits-but-only-when-one-of-them-is-a-bat to lovers” Wyllstarion pet-play-adjacent semi-accidental BDSM fic you never knew you needed.
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21 Apr 2025
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19 Apr 2025
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Works concerning the adventures of Jaheira, Nine-Fingers Keene, Jaheira’s wards, and Keene’s Ladies Court.
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Based on the famous graveyard scene, or at least my version of it.
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07 Apr 2025
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Astarion walks in on Shadowheart, and finds that he can feel desire of his own.
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- Part 20 of Kinktober 2024
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03 Apr 2025
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There's something so transgressive about fucking a clown.
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02 Apr 2025
