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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    “Saviour Isabeau, right?” Mirabelle nods and the stranger lets out a sharp bark of laughter, leaning in uncomfortably close. “You don’t have to go when he calls. What, is he your partner or something?”

    (“You said WHAT.” 

    “I PANICKED."

    “YOU SAID ISA’S YOUR PARTNER???”

    “I KNOW?! I WAS THERE!?!”)

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    A couple slips of the tongue is all it takes for the entirety of Vaugarde to become convinced that Mirabelle and Isabeau have gone through an epic romance - the greatest of the ages - that most can only dream of. Now, it's up to Mirabelle and Siffrin to keep up the illusion to the rest of the world, and make sure their party can never ever find out about this.

    (aka, mirabelle panics, siffrin has a crisis, isabeau's only half-clueless, and no matter what the tabloids say, the fake dating stays fake dating)

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    03 Dec 2025

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    Growing frustrated by the constant jabs he receives at the hands of Susie for his lack of romantic conquests, Berdly maybe possibly tells a teensy tiny, itty-bitty, completely unimportant really, white lie. And maybe possibly drags his rival into it.

    …He’s really gotten the two of them in a pickle, hasn’t he?

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    24 Sep 2025

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    As the official rival of the other, Berdly was expected to know a lot about the human. And he played that part spectacularly! What they found humorful, what got under their skin. Their favorite foods, and what they would refuse to eat. How they stood and how they walked. Their mains in Super Smashing Fighters, their favorite and least favorite biomes in Minecrap. Berdly could name any of it. He had to know it, if he wanted to fiercely compete and effectively irritate them.

    And the way Kris was standing, completely straight rather than having a slouch. The way they stepped into the classroom, as if unfamiliar to using legs. How their neck turned and glanced around the room, as if they had never stepped foot in this room before in their life.

    It was nothing like Kris.

    Or: Berdly, somehow, puts together Kris' SOUL situation. And sort of figures out his feelings for the human in the process.

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    23 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 54

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    If you think all your friends hate you, it's probably time to go to bed. If you're stuck in your fifth death game, unable to fall asleep, and in pain from injuries that can't heal, then it's safe to say you probably have other issues too.

    Martyn has moved into Jimmy's shack in Secret Life. They're sleeping in the same room together again, just like all those years ago in the Property Police station on Evo. Unfortunately, a lot has happened between them since.

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    12 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    “You won’t get high with me?” Stanley scoffs. “After I made Soos make brownies for us?”

    “I worry about your sense of employer-employee boundaries. And we launched yesterday, when did you two exchange–?”

    ”What boundaries?” Stan asks, then waves it off, “Whatever, details schmetails, morals later, drugs now!”

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    26 Apr 2025