2 Works by glitterifyme
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siren hates the clocks, luka doesn’t mind but he loves siren.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 395
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 8
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A depressed 28 year old Moldavian man named Boris Cebotari -Karamazov who smokes 6 packs a day, lives in a dirty old apartment with a stained blue couch, has his grandmothers sour kraut borscht recipe but only knows how to make frozen pizza, listens to Chernikovskaya Hata, is a virgin but not in like a loser way, favorite movie is the godfather, wears only beanies and addidas sweats, reads a lot, smells like coffee, has a broken motorcycle that he sold to pay his rent, feeds ducks in his spare time, enjoys rain, wants to move to new york to get away from his stupid grandfather ever since his parents death in ‘07, loves petting random cats that he finds on the street, has really high cheekbones, only drinks coke and coffee, plays flash games on the local libraries computer, lives in his puffer jacket, has a 43 year old neighbor named Melinda, dropped out of college, and has a pet parrot named Aleksei Igor Marat.