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Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.
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Bookmarked by haemo33
04 Apr 2018
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Neymar has wanted to have sex with Leo for a long time, and when it finally happens, it's nothing like he expected, but it's everything he needs.
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- Part 3 of Praise the Lord
Bookmarked by haemo33
02 Apr 2018
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Oh, Baby by crashingintothesun for bansheee
Fandoms: Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli
02 Oct 2017
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“Hi, there,” Simon cooed as he leaned down and held his finger out to her. Her big eyes blinked up at him as she reached out, wrapping her tiny hands around his finger.
“I can’t believe I ever complained about having a sister,” Bram whispered from above them.
Simon turned his head to look up at his boyfriend, his finger still clutched in the baby’s grasp. “It was big news. You were allowed to feel upset. Besides, I hear you had a pretty great guy to make you feel better.”
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Bram and Simon spend the night babysitting and reminiscing- among other things
Bookmarked by haemo33
27 Mar 2018
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On the Subject of Love by crashingintothesun
Fandoms: Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli
16 Jul 2017
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The internet is a dangerous place, Bram concludes, as he scrolls through Youtube's endless 'Up Next' playlist. It's a dangerous place for the obvious reasons (stalkers and the like), but it's also dangerous because you click on one video and five hours later, your homework is long forgotten and you've found your way from study music to birds playing the piano.
Or, even worse in Bram's case: you stumble across a cute vlogger named Simon Spier.Bookmarked by haemo33
27 Mar 2018
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My Name is Bram Greenfeld by Paigers
Fandoms: Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli
01 Jun 2017
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AU. The day of the carnival, Bram sees Simon's email just a few minutes too late and misses him.
The ball's really in his court now.
Bookmarked by haemo33
27 Mar 2018
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He thought about his and Jacques' talk about walls coming down. There was one more wall in Bram's life that he needed to take care of.
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- Part 4 of Bram vs.
Bookmarked by haemo33
27 Mar 2018
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I Promise I Won't Throw Your Love Away by frightenedlobster
Fandoms: Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli
09 Oct 2017
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The first time Simon paints his nails, Bram doesn't actually get to see them until the red paint is chipped and peeling.
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26 Mar 2018
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the real tilt a whirl experience by dodieadeux
Fandoms: Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli
28 Oct 2017
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Simon is sitting behind Bram on the Tilt A Whirl, they have never met.
Bookmarked by haemo33
26 Mar 2018
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I'm Yours, Jacques by thunderserum for Spierfeld Cult on Twitter
Fandoms: Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli
02 Feb 2018
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“Hey, can I ask you something?”
“You just did, bug.” Silence. “But go ahead.”
“Why’d you call me, Jacques and then Simon? You know those mean the same thing, right? Or did you remember French is a Romance language and wanted to be extra sappy?”
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or an au where simon and bram get into a fight and bram emails simon as blue to apologize but simon doesn't remember he set his own name as jacquesBookmarked by haemo33
26 Mar 2018
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I'm Yours, Jacques by thunderserum for Spierfeld Cult on Twitter
Fandoms: Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli
02 Feb 2018
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“Hey, can I ask you something?”
“You just did, bug.” Silence. “But go ahead.”
“Why’d you call me, Jacques and then Simon? You know those mean the same thing, right? Or did you remember French is a Romance language and wanted to be extra sappy?”
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or an au where simon and bram get into a fight and bram emails simon as blue to apologize but simon doesn't remember he set his own name as jacquesBookmarked by haemo33
26 Mar 2018
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How To Make Simon's Brain Short Circuit by dreamerhennessy
Fandoms: Love Simon (2018), Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli
16 Mar 2018
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It seemed like a good idea at the time, checking Instagram before bed. It was part of Simon’s routine before he fell asleep, just lay in bed and check everything one last time. And usually it wasn’t an exactly exciting task, just seeing a few new pictures left over from the day. But not tonight.
(aka Bram posts a shirtless Instagram story and Simon can't deal with how hot his boyfriend is sometimes)Bookmarked by haemo33
26 Mar 2018
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i’m not as think as you drunk i am by effervescentwords
Fandoms: Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli
16 Mar 2018
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Simon is drunk and Barack Obama has never looked hotter.
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Bram’s Halloween party but Bram almost hooks up with Simon instead of the sexy minionBookmarked by haemo33
26 Mar 2018
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All the Time in the World by scarletbegonias37
Fandoms: Love Simon - Fandom, Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli, Love Simon (2018)
12 Mar 2018
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Bram thinks about taking the next step with Simon.
(Mostly canon to the book except I’m picturing some of the film actors in my descriptions and completely ignoring the fact that Nick & Abby ever hooked up.)
Bookmarked by haemo33
26 Mar 2018
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High School Has Been Waiting to Happen by orphan_account for BeLikeTheBluebird
Fandoms: Love Simon (2018), Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli
15 Mar 2018
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Bram and Simon just want to bring their daughter to a McDonald's, not run into the asshat who outed Simon in the 11th grade.
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26 Mar 2018
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Default by darkjaden825698
Fandoms: Love Simon (2018), Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli
22 Mar 2018
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"We’ve talked before about defaults. Straight. White. We just kind of assume these things about people until proven otherwise (as evidenced by the fact that I thought you were white until I met you, which I am still mentally kicking myself over). But I think there’s another default that we kind of glossed over."
Bookmarked by haemo33
25 Mar 2018
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"It's like, hot" by orphan_account
Fandoms: Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli
22 Mar 2018
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Bram moved here from England when he was like seven and Simon never realized he had an accent
this is mostly a jumpy fic of different scenarios that happen after Simon finds out
Bookmarked by haemo33
25 Mar 2018
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swear to god, i ain’t ever gonna repent by shadowhokage
Fandoms: Love Simon (2018), Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli
23 Mar 2018
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Apparently Drunk Simon doesn’t just think. He does.
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Bram brings Simon to his room at the Halloween party.
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- Part 1 of pray for the wicked on the weekend
Bookmarked by haemo33
25 Mar 2018
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It all started when Bokuto thought Akaashi told him to try out Jazzercise.
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Bookmarked by haemo33
14 Mar 2018
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Shane is tired. Ryan is a barista. Shane snaps at a rude customer.
Bookmarked by haemo33
10 Mar 2018
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On a Friday, Zack discovers that, while Ryan may be incredibly hot when he’s pissed off, he's absolutely gorgeous when he's coming down from an orgasm.
On a Tuesday, a week and a half later, he discovers that Ryan somehow looks even more gorgeous when he's being pressed up against a wall and kissed senseless.
(The problem is that Zack isn't the one kissing him.)
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- Part 2 of Morphology
Bookmarked by haemo33
10 Mar 2018