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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Over time, Lan Wangji and Jiang Wanyin.

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    02 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 54

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    “A hound and a rabbit; the outcome’s clear.”

    “Aah, this is why delinquency doesn’t pay off. Didn’t you know? In all the fables involving a rabbit and a hound, the rabbit always wins.”

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    08 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    16 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 65

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    For a moment, Chris thinks that it's just like Adrian to leave the room to get undressed, even though Chris has seen him before and they'd be naked together soon enough.

    But Adrian isn't naked when Chris turns around. In fact, Adrian isn't there at all. Vigilante is.

    "Why'd you get all suited up?" Chris asks. Vigilante isn't armed, but the red visor of the mask is inscrutable, and that nervousness comes back to him full tilt.

    "We both have roles we want to play in this," Vigilante says. An admission. A simple statement, as bare as Chris' skin.

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    Adrian is really into three things: Chris, ropes, and seeing Chris tied up in rope

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    13 Feb 2026

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    "So you want me to like, teach you how to fuck a chick. Hands-on."

    "It doesn't have to go that far," Adrian said, and the alcohol must have been hitting him more now because his face was a lot redder than before. "But at my age, people kind of expect you to be good at kissing and I've… never actually done that."

    "I'm gonna teach you," Chris decided aloud, full of resolve. "'Cus I'm your fuckin' friend, and I'm a pussy magnet. And if you can get even half– no– even a one-eighth of what I know, you'll be drowning in pussy, too."

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    Two idiots manipulate themselves into having sex with each other. But not real sex. Because it's just, like, practice.

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    13 Feb 2026