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Morbid Desires and Just Desserts by hordesoldier
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
01 Dec 2025
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Prince Vanilla Ice is the only heir of the Egyptian Kingdom and is expected to marry soon and fulfill his marital and royal duties. He isn't very keen on doing that and falls for a man without a title.
When a ball gets physical and emotions are shared, Vanilla Ice has to reconsider his intentions.
Dio Brando just wanted to get a little fun, but he stays for an entirely different reason.
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peculiar laments by hordesoldier
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
01 Jul 2024
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Ten years after a fateful breakup between two teenage boys, their futures intermingle in Morioh. The year is 1999 and a serial killer threatens the once quiet town.
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Noriaki Kakyoin and Jotaro Kujo meet once again. Romance ensues.
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- Part 9 of Cherry-Lime
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Just one more by hordesoldier
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
02 Oct 2023
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Something had been bothering Jotaro.
College was approaching. And his boyfriend and him were going to be in different countries; different continents even.
He had to do something.
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- Part 8 of Cherry-Lime
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Wanna Get Out Of Here? by hordesoldier
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 Aug 2023
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Kakyoin and Jotaro say ‘yes’ to a double date.
It’s overwhelming, to say the least.
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- Part 7 of Cherry-Lime
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nobody cares that you are broken by hordesoldier
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
04 Aug 2023
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Why must Jotaro be so shut off?
Kakyoin wondered what it would take for his boyfriend to finally show some emotion.
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- Part 6 of Cherry-Lime
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Cherry-Lime by hordesoldier
Fandom: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
01 Jul 2024
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“Whatever," Lucas shrugs. "You’re just jealous that you aren’t getting any.”
Mike raises an eyebrow, like he knows something the rest of them don't. Will looks like he wants to drown him. He probably deserves it.
In which Will has a love bite, the Party freaks out about it, and Mike is jealous of himself.
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06 Dec 2025
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Save Me (I'm The Writing On The Wall) by RoseByAnyOtherName17
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 Dec 2025
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“I’m just…thinking.”
“Well, can you think out loud?” Will gripes, sounding tense and unhappy even as he settles back against Mike’s chest. “You’re making me nervous.”
Mike laughs a little. “I’m not sure I should; I don’t want to freak you out.”
“Mike,” and Will sounds supremely unimpressed, “I just took control of three Demos, two of which were miles away, and proceeded to snap their limbs and kill them with my mind. Not only that, I just told you that I did it by drawing strength, in large part, from being your friend. You’re worried about freaking me out? Really?”
“Yeah, and I’m the guy who watched you do it and thought that it was the hottest thing I’d ever seen in my life, so what does that say about me?”
There’s a long, shocked silence.
“See, this is why I don’t think out loud,” Mike jokes weakly.
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Mike falls a little bit more in love with Will because, at this point, who wouldn't? He just saved Mike's life, after all. Unfortunately, the others don't quite see it that way, and it's getting to Will a little bit. Mike intends to remedy that.
Immediately following the ending of season 5 episode 4: Sorcerer
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06 Dec 2025
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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05 Dec 2025
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You are the best thing that’s ever been mine by psychotic_fangirl369
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 Dec 2025
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The compliments had started small.
“You did good,” Will had murmured, a few hours after the battle, as Mike tried very hard not to cry or pass out and Will clung to consciousness by a breath. And then, the next day, “Thanks for always being there for me. I couldn’t have done it without you.”
Totally normal. Totally Will. Mike could handle that.
But then it… spiralled.
“Your hair looks good today,” Will said one morning in the kitchen while trying (and failing) to pour cereal without spilling half the box.
Or, as they were walking to the Byers’ car: “I love your freckles. You know that, right?”
💕💕💕💕
Will starts complimenting Mike.
Mike stops functioning.
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04 Dec 2025
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A self-indulgent fic (and my first fic, so don't expect anything Shakespearean) that takes place sometime during the first fall/winter after the end of season 4. NOT compliant with season 5! Just something fun :3
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04 Dec 2025