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high, humiliated, and Happy Hogan by hurtspideyparker
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
21 Oct 2025
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"Mhm. G'night, love you."
Tony stares out the window.
"Love you. Y'have to say it back."
"Goodnight Underoos."
"Andddd."
"And sweet dreams. I hope the bed bugs eat you."
"Mis'er Stark!"
"Wow Tony, that was heartless."
Or, Happy takes the day off work to pick up Peter after his wisdom tooth removal; Tony sneaks along for blackmail material, only to be terrorized by a very clingy and opinionated Spider-Man on drugs.
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Peter's shame rooms by hurtspideyparker
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Sep 2025
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Ever wonder what Peter's void rooms were like during the events of Thunderbolts? Well mind the tags folk, this is not a happy tale.
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an Irondad Father's Day by hurtspideyparker
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
15 Jun 2025
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Tony is too self-absorbed to notice the hand-made gift laying on his desk. Good thing he has other people around to care enough for him.
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wake up so I can call you stupid, stupid by hurtspideyparker
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 May 2025
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Peter Parker is perfectly content with his high-pressure, highly deadly task of bomb diffusion. Tony Stark? Not so much.
One bomb, a coma, jello, and (not) making out in the hospital bed later, Tony gets a boyfriend—and Peter gets to do his homework.
He really should've stuck to bomb diffusing.
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orange peel theory by hurtspideyparker
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
19 Mar 2025
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An exhausted Peter needs a hug, and Tony provides.
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Mondays, am I right? by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
02 Dec 2024
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“I finally saw the footage of Coney Island. What were you thinking?”
“I was thinking we probably wouldn’t crash. Actually I wasn’t, uh… you know how you sometimes just operate on that part of your brain that was, like, originally reserved for hunting woolly mammoths?”
“That’s an exceedingly verbose way to say ‘I was a fucking dumbass’.”
Peter laughs. He rolls his head to the side to smile at Tony. “You know, Mr. Stark. I thought you were gonna be way more upset about all this.”
“It’s been a long day,” Tony says.
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he who owns the sky by soliloquent for BladeoftheNebula
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Jul 2025
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“It offended something fundamental in Steve, because buildings were supposed to belong, not mock and loom over the city.”
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or: Steve’s an architect with opinions. Tony’s a visionary with money, bad taste, and a terrible blueprint. It’s not love at first sight, but it might be something. 🌃
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05 Jul 2025