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Everybody Wants to Rule the World by icanthinkofausername
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Good Omens (TV)
12 Jul 2024
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John Watson, despite it all, was becoming a little bored - there were moments where he could have yawned at a gunshot, blinked mildly at poison, and sometimes, even, he could have sworn Sherlock's mad antics were gathering a bit of rhythm.
Sometimes one just needs a change of pace - something like a bookshop, nice dinners, and a new friend who's an absolute ANGEL...
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We Need an Umbrella by icanthinkofausername, icarusty (icanthinkofausername)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
24 May 2023
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The Icarus Theatre jump gone wrong.
Allison fell. She fell and she fell and she wondered. Is this what Five feels like all the time? It was a fast feeling, like she was sticking her head out of a car window, but all over. Her fingers felt tingly, like pins and needles. Allison felt all of that and more as she fell, but only for a second. Then she slammed into a floor, gasping for air. She laid there for a second, before standing, wobbly. She felt the wind rush past her, whipping her hair in all directions. She was on top of a skyscraper, on what seemed like a helicopter pad. That was the first thing she noticed, was that the air was thin and the ground far below. Swallowing hard, she realised her siblings weren’t with her.
Allison started to panic, felt that helpless bubble of fear well up in her, the same feeling she’d gotten when Vanya’d cut her throat or when she’d seen the moon explode into pieces at the Icarus theater, just moments ago. She turned around and looked up at the top of the skyscraper, where a giant A blazed out over the city. A? thought Allison. What’s the A stand for?
(indefinitely posponed + unfinished - read at your own risk)
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Steve Harrington's nightmares usually don't make him feel like... that.
(“Y-You’re a memory. A nightmare.”
“Darling,” Eddie crooned softly, and his tongue darted out from between his teeth, the deepest, darkest, most cherry-red Steve had ever seen, almost black behind to the white of his sharpened teeth. “All the best nightmares start out as memories.")Series
- Part 2 of icarusty's steddie
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sorrowful by icarusty (icanthinkofausername)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 Dec 2022
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please read the tags - no actual major character death (however, very angsty)
Geralt finds out that Jaskier the bard has returned to Lettenhove - now's the time to make apologies. Before the idiot goes off and marries somebody.
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Eddie "The Freak" Munson doesn't have anywhere else to go after getting his flesh eaten by flesh-eating bats, and Steve Harrington is (somehow?) feeling the urge to let flesh-eaten metalheads crash at his house.
For now.
It's not like he actually likes Eddie shoving pancakes into his face. Or lying on his lap. Or getting slushies in the middle of the night while it's pouring rain. Or wondering about why the hell Eddie owns a pair of handcuffs.
It's not like he actually feels alive again, right?Series
- Part 3 of icarusty's steddie
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A White Room; A Ticking Clock by icarusty (icanthinkofausername), Katsa_Calming
Fandom: A Heist With Markiplier (Web Series), Jacksepticeye Power Hour (Web Series), Markiplier TV (Web Series), Sanders Sides (Web Series), Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series)
30 Apr 2021
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"I've dated plenty of chicks, man. None of them wanted to marry me. That's not what I was for."
"What were you for?" Art spits at him, his eyes are cold as ice.
Patrick smiles. A bead of sweat travels down his neck. Art follows it down, down to his dick.
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filling the sauna scene shaped void in this tag. technically pwp but to me the emotional arc is significant.
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Bookmarked by icarusty (icanthinkofausername)
15 Jan 2025
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Sherlock watched John's mouth as that smile slid away too quickly. There had been something there, something he'd not had time to analyze. He was left with the unsettling impression of having witnessed an expression that didn't belong on John Watson's face at all. In its wake it left the equally unsettling thought that perhaps he didn't know John as entirely as he thought he did.
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Bookmarked by icarusty (icanthinkofausername)
13 Nov 2023
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Will invites Hannibal over for dinner. Hannibal brings him wine and flowers. A dissection of their pasts and the slow convergence of their domestic lives.
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- Part 1 of Rubies
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Bookmarked by icarusty (icanthinkofausername)
09 Aug 2023
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Basrar swirls his hands in front of him, and with a burst of magic an ice cream sundae appears on the table.
“Fantastic,” Ayda says. “The creation of something from nothing. A truly splendid use of conjuration. I would deeply enjoy discussing the differences between the conjuration magic of djinn and the conjuration magic of wizards, but I won’t have this conversation now, because it wouldn't be as enjoyable as eating ice cream with Fig. On this date. We’re on a date. It's our first date, I’m very excited about it.”
“She’s my succubus,” Fig says. “Can we get spoons?”
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He drew the inspiration first from the Jewish tradition - intended for them as a means of authenticating one’s desire for conversion.
Hannibal likes to think his own reasons are much the same.
Hannibal is 17, in college under a false age and making ends meet by selling his company to those willing to expend the patience and money. Will Graham doesn't want a rentboy. But what he wants, in buying Hannibal over and over, is something the young man can't quite figure out yet.
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Bookmarked by icarusty (icanthinkofausername)
10 Jun 2023