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“What the-” Wash says, before he catches himself—that can’t be CT’s helmet. He has to be seeing things again. Except when he glances at Meta, it’s also staring at the helmet. Well, if he’s wrong, Meta isn’t exactly in the position to judge him for being crazy.
Sometimes, Wash hallucinates his dead teammates—but he didn’t hallucinate the floating robot. He’s not crazy, okay? Well… not that kind of crazy.Series
- Part 1 of misguided ghosts
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South had never been this fucking mad in her entire goddamn life—which was saying something, considering how often she got angry.
But this was beyond angry. It was beyond pissed off. It was pure, unfiltered rage.
South is mad when North gets an AI and she doesn't.- Language:
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“You can’t ignore me forever, Wash,” Carolina says. Her ghost keeps up with him as they descend—and yes, he knows she’s not actually a ghost, but that’s what Caboose calls the ones he sees, and it’s a lot more succinct to say “ghost” than “hallucination caused by Epsilon leaving electrical burns in my brain.”
Sometimes, Wash hallucinates his dead teammates. That’s what he assumes is going on when he sees Carolina loitering outside of Blue Base, but then Caboose and Tucker her as well, and unless Wash somehow figured out how to share hallucinations there might be something else going on.Series
- Part 3 of misguided ghosts
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“I know he killed her,” Neal whispers. “He killed Kate.” Neal’s voice hardens, and Peter recognizes the tell a split second too late.
Neal kills Fowler, and the events that follow—except this time, more people end up dead.Day 17: tell me there’s a hope for me
Day 31: gunshot woundSeries
- Part 10 of whumptober 2025
- Part 2 of Point Blank AU's
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“Agent York, you know how to set a broken leg,” the Director said—it wasn’t a question.
“Uh.” Wash risked a glance at York, whose eyes had gone a little wide.
Three times the Director made North, Wash, and York practice field medicine without painkillers.Day 12: withholding medical treatment
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- Part 7 of whumptober 2025
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Wash didn’t know why he was surprised at this point. Really, it was on him for not expecting something to go wrong. He’d just hoped he’d get one peaceful day. Just one. That was all he was asking for. Hell, he’d take half a day. Or even an hour. Any amount of time that didn’t involve fighting for his life.
Wash is on patrol with some members of Red and Blue team when they get attacked by mercenaries. Wash is so focused on keeping everyone else alive that he doesn’t think too hard about keeping himself alive as well.Day 19: on patrol
Alt prompt: I hate this jobSeries
- Part 11 of whumptober 2025
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They bury Lapin’s body in an unmarked grave outside of Comida. He knows this because when he claws his way out of the ground, that’s where he finds himself.
Lapin refuses to stay dead.Day 6: no grave can hold my body down
Day 24: came back wrongSeries
- Part 4 of whumptober 2025
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“I couldn’t sleep,” Wash admits.
“Do you ever sleep?” Tucker asks. North laughs, and Wash glares at him. Tucker follows his eyeline and sees… an empty chair. Wash feels his face flush and he drops his head, staring at the table.
Sometimes, Wash has trouble distinguishing between his memories and Epsilon’s. And sometimes, he thinks he sees his dead teammates. But he’s used to it and he has it under control so there’s no need to worry! Right?Day 16: disorientation
Alt prompt: unrealitySeries
- Part 9 of whumptober 2025
- Part 2 of misguided ghosts
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“You’re not going to kill me,” Wash said, trying to keep the desperation out of his voice as he inched back another step.
“Oh?” Felix cocked his head to the side and gripped his knife a little tighter. “And why’s that?”
Wash and Felix get trapped together after a cave in. Somehow, they don’t kill each other.Day 7: trapped with the enemy
BTHB: pinned down by wreckageSeries
- Part 5 of whumptober 2025
- Part 19 of bad things happen bingo
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Neal Caffrey has to die.
He doesn’t want to die—or, well, maybe he does. But it doesn’t matter what he wants because he has to.
Neal’s thought process leading up to him faking his death in the finale.Alt prompt: suicide
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- Part 8 of whumptober 2025
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“Do you want help?” Parker finally looked over and met his gaze, narrowing her eyes at him. “I’ve got a lot of experience treating injuries, and that’s hard to reach.” Parker hesitated for another moment, then nodded.
Parker gets injured on a job in season one. Eliot offers to help.Day 11: hidden injury/laceration
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- Part 6 of whumptober 2025
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“Hon?” El asks, concerned. “Are you okay? What happened?” Peter forces a deep breath, tries to make his voice steady when he speaks.
Peter tells El that Neal died.Alt prompt: Oh. Oh.
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- Part 3 of whumptober 2025
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Eliot stayed still as Parker paced around him. She got like this sometimes—insistent, bossy, like she was masterminding sex. Eliot didn’t mind it.
No, that was a lie. Eliot loved it.
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“Jones, and Diana-” Peter didn’t meet Neal’s gaze as he talked, putting the unopened beer bottle back in the fridge, “-everyone in the white collar offices, we’re all a family. And- and you’re a part of that family,” Peter’s voice wavered on the word, and Neal’s breath caught in his throat. “You’re also a criminal.”
Neal’s thoughts during their talk in 5x01.Day 2: you’ve got a lot of nerve to dredge up all my fears
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- Part 2 of whumptober 2025
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for every king that dies they will crown another by idkimoutofideas
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
01 Oct 2025
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Amethar didn’t want to do this.
No. More than that.
He couldn’t fucking do this.
Amethar’s coronation and wedding.Day 1: ceremony
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- Part 1 of whumptober 2025
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“Remind me why we thought it was a good idea to go to a party of FBI agents when we are actively hiding millions of dollars worth of treasure?”
“Because it’ll be more suspicious if we don’t show, Moz.”
The Burke’s are having a barbecue cookout. Despite the tension between them, Neal wants to go. -
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Two teams of dubiously competent space soldiers are stationed in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. Surely nothing will go wrong.
D20 Bounty Prompt: ASO Red vs. Blue AUSeries
- Part 3 of D20 Bounty Board 2025
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“I know he killed her,” Neal whispers. “He killed Kate.” Neal’s voice hardens, and Peter recognizes the tell a split second too late.
Neal kills Fowler, and the events that follow after.Series
- Part 1 of Point Blank AU's
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Pre-canon Lapin is a medic on the front lines of the Ravening War. He unwillingly finds himself interacting a lot with a certain knight who gets on his nerves.
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Monty’s Wonderful Incredible Super Awesome Very Best Day by idkimoutofideas
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
09 Aug 2025
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Monty gets quangled into a bunch of different lands and gets to interact with all kinds of creatures.
D20 Bounty Prompt: Monty’s best day everSeries
- Part 2 of D20 Bounty Board 2025