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Eliot ends up in a bar, too wired with adrenaline from the job to sleep. He keeps one eye on the crowd, looking for a likely candidate to blow off some steam with, when he spots a familiar face.
Eliot and Hardison meet up at a bar after the Pierson heist and decide to make the most of their time together. -
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Sid is dating every member of The Gunner Channel. Some of them are also dating each other. It works surprisingly well.
D20 Bounty Prompt: polyamorous Sundry SidneySeries
- Part 1 of D20 Bounty Board 2025
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“It’s not what it looks like!”
“It looks like you have a dragon egg, Neal. An extremely illegal dragon egg.”
“...okay maybe it is what it looks like.”
Neal and Mozzie end up with a dragon egg in their care. Peter is not happy about it.AU-gust day 3: dragons
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Hardison may have never worked on a criminal crew before, but he’d played enough co-op games and RPGs to know that it was a good idea to learn your teammates’ enemies. If someone came after one member of the team, the rest often got caught in the crossfire.
Early in season one, Hardison asks each member of the Leverage crew if they have any known enemies he should keep track of. The conversations don’t go the way he expects. -
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“You can either go back to wearing an orange jumpsuit, and pining for the girl who got away. Or you can stay here and do something good with your life. Your choice.” Neal wanted to laugh at those words—since when had he ever had a choice in any of this?—but Peter turned and walked away before he could reply.
Episode tag to Front Man, where Neal breaks down a bit over the events of the day. -
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Junior year is stressful for everyone, and for Hardison, Eliot, and Parker it's no different.
Hardison is just trying to keep his grades up for Nana, while doing his best to avoid the bullies. Eliot only moved to Bellbridge last year after his mother died, and is balancing school, football, and taking care of his younger brother because their dad is too much of a mess. Parker isn't technically a student, she's a thief. And she doesn't understand why Archie wants her to go to school to learn to be Normal, because Normal is boring.
Together they get into trouble, expose some shady teachers, and fall in love along the way. -
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“Do you know how to drive manual?”
“I know enough to be passable.”
“No protégé of mine will be passable. You need to excel, Neal!”
Which was how Neal ended up in a tiny two-door Toyota Echo that had more stickers than bumper visible in a strip mall parking lot.
Mozzie helps Neal master driving stick shift.Series
- Part 2 of the stick shift saga
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“Got it!” Neal yanked open the no longer locked car door and slid into the driver’s seat as Matthew did the same on the other side of the car. He bent over to pull the cover off the steering column and nearly brained himself on the gear shift. The placement of it was a little odd, but it wasn’t until Neal’s left foot bumped into an extra pedal that it clicked. “Oh, shit.”
Keller teaches Neal the basics of how to drive stick shift.Series
- Part 1 of the stick shift saga
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It was a perfectly normal day in Beacon Hills. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and Stiles was losing his goddamn mind.
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“Take that one as collateral,” Fisher said, jerking his chin at Harry. A guard stepped forward and grabbed Harry’s arm, yanking him to his feet. Harry shouted in surprise, and Eliot rose with him, shoulder checking Harry out of the way with a growl—Harry wasn’t sure how he managed to stand, given the blood staining his jeans.
Eliot offers to be the hostage when he and Harry are kidnapped together.BTHB: take me instead
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- Part 18 of bad things happen bingo
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“What have I done?” The knife slipped from Astrid’s fingers, clattering against the concrete. “I stabbed you!” Astrid said, her voice breaking.
“I stabbed me,” Parker corrected. “Gotta give whoever’s watching us a show, right?”
An AU where Parker does in fact get stabbed on the rooftop. -
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“Clothing is a key piece of every grift. If you want to sell it, you need to look the part.”
Early season one, Sophie takes Eliot, Hardison, and Parker to a tailor’s shop to get fitted. -
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The vision shifted, back to shouts and vague forms moving through the sand. Bruno couldn’t even identify who he was looking at or what he was hearing, other than the yelling and crying of his family. The voices blended together, the shouts shaking him to his core, sinking into his bones and threatening to tear him apart. Then, like thunder, Alma’s voice broke through.
“Silence!”Or: a few months after Casita is rebuilt, something strange happens to the Madrigal family miracle. They wake up one morning to find that their Gifts have all been swapped around. What's the cause? Can they figure out how to make the miracle return to normal? Or will they be stuck with the wrong Gifts forever?
This fic has been abandoned as of 4/21/25. The last chapter is a summary of the planned ending.
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It didn’t take long for Peter to realize just how much of his day to day life usually involved Neal, and how startlingly empty it was without him.
Post s4e09 Gloves Off, Neal gives Peter the cold shoulder for longer than a day. -
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In the end, Eliot barely gets a month of freedom before he catches Moreau’s attention.
A take on the Hell AU, where in order to keep the team safe during season 3, Eliot goes back to work for Moreau.Whumpril Day 14: lost/found
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“We’re turning the kids over to the World Health Organization. It’s okay, we called, they know we’re coming”
- Nate in The Stork Job after they rescue the orphans.What was THAT phone call like?
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no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin by idkimoutofideas
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
05 Apr 2025
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Theo wracked his brain for a reason the Pontifex would summon him and not, for instance, Lapin.
An AU where Liam is better about hiding magic at the tournament, but the Pontifex still needs a reason to bring House Rocks to trial. Who better to know a royal family's secrets than their most trusted knight?Day 17: breaking point
Day 19: repeatedly passing out
BTHB: tortured for informationSeries
- Part 12 of whumptober 2022
- Part 5 of bad things happen bingo
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“Why would Dubenich lie to us?” Hardison asked.
“Because you’re thieves.” Eliot was getting real tired of the way Nate kept saying “you”. As if he hadn’t been a part of the team that stole the information from Pierson.
Eliot worked alone for a long time. Why would he change that now? -
don't make me do something I'll regret by idkimoutofideas
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
22 Mar 2025
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“Don’t make me do something I’ll regret!”
Neal stared down the barrel of a gun. A gun in his fathers hands.
Or, an AU where James does something he’ll regret -
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In the pilot, Peter somehow walks into Kate’s apartment to meet with Neal—a wanted criminal who just escaped from a supermax prison—alone.