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    For years Eddie has been playing D&D with his cousin Dustin and his friends. It’s a crazy home brew campaign of his own design that plays fast and loose with the lore, weaving in heavily embellished events from their real lives. They play themselves, filling out a full cast of NPC’s with the likenesses of friends, family, and strangers.

    It’s been a wild ride.

    The game is set in Hawkins, but not quite their Hawkins. This manifestation of their hometown is full of dark secrets, including a shady government agency, evil scientists, and another dimension full of dangerous creatures hiding on the other side of reality.

    They’ve just wrapped their most recent session before spring break 1986. It was a bittersweet end to an epic part of the story. A blast to play through, but they didn’t beat the bad guy, and the party has been left in ruins. Eddie’s character is dead, one of their favorite NPC’s is in a coma, and the world has literally split apart at the seams.

    Honestly, Eddie’s not sure how they come back from this.
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    In 1983 Steve Harrington joined the search for a missing boy and found something he never bargained for.

    In 1984 Steve Harrington disappeared.

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    19 May 2026

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    Either all the after school specials are true and the weed has finally gone to his head or Eddie just hooked up with the prettiest, most unobtainable boy in eighty square miles. In a canoe, no less. Eddie looks to his left.

    Nope. Steve Harrington is still there, having neither vanished into thin air or thrown Eddie into the lake. Which feels improbable, but nonetheless there is he is, shiny hair and cute moles and cheeky grin and all. What the fuck.

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    16 May 2026

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    “Are you calling yourself super hot, Harrington?” Eddie asks.

    “What, are you gonna tell me I’m wrong?”

    Eddie grins. “Not in a million years, big boy.”

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    Eddie needs a plus one to his ex's wedding. Fortunately Steve is right there and more than willing to pose as Eddie's new boyfriend.

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    08 May 2026

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    Eddie freezes, terrified that moving even an inch will break the spell. His arm stays where it is, draped across the couch, but he angles it just enough that it curves protectively around Steve’s shoulders. Not touching, not really.

    And Eddie… God. Eddie’s done for. He can’t imagine a life without this guy anymore.

    When did that happen? When did it change? When did Steve fucking Harrington go from the rich kid with perfect hair and too many friends to… this? To someone Eddie would fight monsters for. Someone he’d sit awake for, just to make sure he’s breathing okay. Someone who falls asleep against Eddie like Eddie is someone solid, someone safe.

    It’s insane. It’s absolutely deranged. If his high school self could see this — Steve Harrington wrapped around him like some big, warm golden retriever of a hero — Eddie would’ve laughed in disbelief. Or passed out. Or both.

    But reality is right here, breathing against his collarbone. Steve asleep beside him, trusting Eddie to watch over him. To stay.

    Or: 5 times Steve falls asleep on Eddie and 1 time Eddie returns the favor.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    “My lord,” Steve says and shifts onto his knees in an attempt to bow. To be humble. To show his respect. To admit to his own mortal inferiority. He grits his teeth through it.
    “Shit, my lord, you can cut the formalities, darling,” the god chuckles. “Though I do like seeing you on your knees.”
    “What should I call you then?” Steve asks. “Your divine presence? Celestial master? Pompous ass?”
    The god just laughs and glances over his shoulder at his own ass.
    “Not much there to be considered pompous, I’m afraid,” he says before he turns back to Steve, no trace of the anger that Steve is choking on found in his face. “I like celestial master, has some dramatic flair to it. But Eddie will do just fine.”
    “God of wine making and pleasure,” Steve says automatically.
    “Also of orchards and fruit, fertility, ritual madness, religious ecstasy and theater, darling,” Eddie does a little bow himself. “At your service.”

    or: after helping Tommy slay the minotaur, Steve gets left behind on a small island to die. That's where he meets Eddie, god of wine and pleasure. Steve doesn't like gods, but this one is different. This one might help him heal from all his trauma, guilt, and broken heart.

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    23 Apr 2026