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i’m learning to lose (that’s a thing they don’t teach you) by irrelevantkei
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
24 Aug 2024
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Tsukishima angrily drinks from his water bottle, finding it hard to tear his gaze away from the setter—"I'm your setter, aren't I?"—as his mind runs a thousand miles per hour.
Dark blue eyes meet his own, and he has to look away.
It's just so fucking stupid.
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4 times Kageyama accidentally called Tsukishima by his first name and the one time he did the same (intentionally)
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I was just the me to your you (and I liked being that) by irrelevantkei
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
12 Aug 2022
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The same smile taking place whenever Ranpo solves a new case, when Edgar shows up at the agency with an armful of snacks, that same smile when Edgar finally confessed his love, that same smile when they said the first 'I love you's, that same smile when both of them vowed to be together 'till death does them part, that same smile when they finally found a place they could call home.
That same smile that was always for Edgar and Edgar only.
More than he wanted to admit, Edgar Allan Poe was genuinely, incredibly and ridiculously very whipped for Ranpo.
No doubt.
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ranpoe moving in together (+ slow dancing)
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”Well you certainly don’t look like from around here.” Ranpo squints his eyes at the man, he hadn’t meant to make it sound offending, wishing the man took it lightly in his head—in which Ranpo would never admit wishing—despite having said the statement nonchalantly.
”Ah, well..I thought trying to fit in would be futile.” Mr. Emo—as Ranpo somehow decided on calling him—only chuckles softly, to his surprise. Ranpo has to internally slap his brain to shut up when it started sending butterflies to his stomach, whether from the shock of not being criticized by his lack of filter or the chuckle he pulled out of him.
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ranpoe coffee shop/cafe au.
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Everyone Adores You (at least I do) by irrelevantkei
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
21 Jul 2022
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Edgar Allan Poe was never much of a believer in love, until he met a certain detective.
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in which poe is incredibly whipped. ranpo is a little shit. and both of them are nothing but idiots in love.
i cant even come up with a summary, this is just pure fluff.
- a very bored and very ranpoe deprived author
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“Take it and give it back to his Highness a second time. Tell him to keep it this time.”
After the revival of Amphoreus, Krateros tasks Phainon with one last and simple mission: to return Gorgo’s signet ring to Mydei a second time. Phainon accepts and meets with Mydei again for the first time since the end of the flame-chase journey.
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12 Nov 2025
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let our love be a flame, not an ember by moongallery
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
03 Feb 2025
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"Then you'd know that everyone in Okhema thinks we are romantically involved."
"I know about the rumors. I started it."
Mydei tries to get to the bottom of why everyone thinks he and Phainon are dating. No Verax Leo statues were harmed in the process.
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11 Nov 2025
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The Entire Campus Is a Third Wheel by Keysmashed
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
01 Jun 2025
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There were two things everyone on campus knew.
One: the cafeteria’s iced chocolate tasted best on Thursdays.
Two: Phainon and Mydei were not dating.
Except they absolutely were — if you asked literally anyone but Phainon and Mydei themselves.- or 10 Times Everyone Suffered (and 1 Time They Finally Found Peace)
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11 Nov 2025
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this puppy with homophobia in his eyes by heartsoars
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
22 May 2025
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Five months into sharing an apartment with Mydei, Phainon comes to the horrid realization that he is homophobic.
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11 Nov 2025
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Phainon: What? Never had favorite customers before?
MYdei ^^: oh i have a lot of favorite customers actually
Phainon… did not want to read that.
Why did he have favorite customers? Phainon wasn’t the one getting his nails done that day, but he had still been in the salon. That has to make him a customer by some degree. With that logic, Mydei should only have one favorite customer. It should be Phainon.
With no other option available, Castorice drags Phainon along to her nail appointment. Phainon dreads it, unaware that he’s about to meet the love of his life.
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11 Nov 2025