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    Sleepily, Wuming sighed. "What is it, Your Highness?"

    Heat exploded across Xie Lian’s face... and in other parts of him. It took all his willpower not to squeak at the feeling of Wuming’s words puffing lightly against his ear. As it was, for a long moment he was struck dumb, unable to recall just what was so important.

    Then, he took a breath.

    Right.

    “Wuming, you're in rut.”

    (EDIT: ch 2 finally up!!!)

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    08 Mar 2025

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    [We welcome your entrance into the system. This system is based on developing the concept of "the original is always the best".]

     

    [Best of luck host! We pray for your happiness!]

     

    Happiness, Shen Qingqiu reflected viciously, trying to think through the pounding (and disembodied voice) in his head. When in his entire fucking life had he ever been happy?

    OG Shen Qingqiu is transmigrated back in time to when Shen Yuan initially took over in SVSSS. He plots to change his original fate and prevent Luo Binghe's rise to Emperor through the power of spite, which gives him strength. Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, go!

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    07 Mar 2025

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    Proud Immortal Dragon Way was a book that started as a xianxia with a western-styled dragon rider twist and ended as a trashy harem novel, where the only thing being ridden was the protagonist’s heavenly *beep*. Every. Damn. Chapter. It was such a waste!

    When Shen Yuan died cursing the plot, the inexperienced system assigned to his case failed to connect him to his intended role of the scum villain. Instead, he was shunted into -- what was this tight cramped darkness?? What do you mean mission: ‘Hatch Safely’!?

    After breaking the shell, who wouldn’t recognize an iconic hatching scene from the book, where disciples would impress hatchlings. The kind Binghe, in the middle of his whump arc, was never allowed to partake in.

    Well too bad, it was Binghe or bust! Where was the Qing Jing woodshed? Shen Yuan would drag his pathetic little newborn body as far as he needed to!

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    06 Mar 2025

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    Shen Yuan never expected to take on a disciple. He was content traveling from village to village, vanquishing demons where the larger sects couldn’t be bothered to.

    Luo Binghe never expected he would leave Qing Jing Peak. He could endure the beatings and the bullying, as long as he could become strong.

    And then they met each other.

    Or,

    After escaping the Qiu house, where his brother abandoned him, wandering cultivator Shen Yuan finds Luo Binghe on the brink of death after being abandoned by his sect and decides to train him.

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    05 Mar 2025

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    Luo Binghe unfolds the letter with trembling hands.

    Luo-gongzi, the letter begins. I do not know if your martial uncles on An Ding have explained matters to you; but in case they have not, this master is the patron assigned to you through An Ding Peak’s sponsorship scheme. I am Shen Yuan, a cultivator nearly one-and-thirty years of age; and I am writing from Shuizhai, a little country town on the outskirts of Luoyang, where I run a cultivation academy for children between three and thirteen.

    There is a great deal more, but Luo Binghe can hardly make out the rest through his tears.

    Somewhere in Shuizhai, there is a man he has never met; and he already seems to care for Luo Binghe as no one has done since his mother passed away.

    In which Shen Yuan teaches cultivation elementary school, and Luo Binghe falls in love across the miles that lie between them.

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    05 Mar 2025

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    Shen Jiu saves Liu Qingge's life. Liu Qingge isn't the type of person to let debts go unpaid.

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    05 Mar 2025

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    Written based on the May Trope Mayhem list from Duck Prints Press!


    So. It turns out that Shang Qinghua was taking commissions on the side to write fanfiction of his own novel. Truly, his shamelessness knows no bounds, ect., ect., what else is new?! The problem is, now the System has found those stories, and shoved them in the middle of Shen Qingqiu's Happy Ever After!

    It can't be too bad, though, right? It's not like Airplane-bro wasn't already abusing every trope known to man! Only... What trope is this supposed to be??? "Great Master" Airplane, bro, why are all these tropes wrong???

    Did you... Did you seriously scam people out of their money without knowing what their requests meant?!


    A story of tropes where all the tropes are wrong. Updates written daily through the month of May and posted with minimal editing!

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    28 Feb 2025

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    Xie Lian can't stand it anymore. Can't stand knowing that one day Wu Ming, despite all his flowery words, will leave him for his so-called 'beloved.'

    He decides to take matters into his own hands. If Wu Ming is so loyal to him AND this beloved of his, why not see who he chooses when Xie Lian demands that his 'devoted follower' carries his child!

    Wu Ming, meanwhile, has a brand new religious experience.


    Written for the TGCF Gotcha for Congo--mind the tags!

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    28 Feb 2025

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    The System offers Shen Qingqiu the ability to transport his consciousness back in time to fix past mistakes.

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    26 Feb 2025

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    A year after Hua Cheng broke Xie Lian's shackles and dissipated into a cloud of butterflies, he returns with three thousand lanterns in the sky. Xie Lian informs him he would like to change his cultivation method.

    Hua Cheng isn't ready.

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    26 Feb 2025

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    Hua Cheng took a step towards the bed and leaned closer, his inky eyes studying him closely. After a moment he sighed and flopped on the bed next to him, a hand lazily reaching up to Xie Lian's head and scratching it gently.

    "Who am I kidding, we both know I'm going to keep you. I don't even get why...there's just something about you that won't let me throw you out the door."

    Unable to say anything Xie Lian tilted his head slightly and watched as the corner of the ghost's thin lips arched a little. It was such an endearing look.

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    Xie Lian is turned into a ferret by a curse and gets adopted by an unaware Hua Cheng. The ghost turns out to be very doting, exceptionally charming and severely starved for talking about a mysterious lost beloved of his.

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    24 Feb 2025

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    “Why is gege sitting like that?” San Lang asked softly.

    Xie Lian blinked his eyes open. He'd been falling asleep, his body still so tired from everything it had been through in the depths of the cave.

    “Hm?” How was he sitting? Xie Lian thought about it for a moment, and then he realised. Oh.

    He was sitting with his back against the maple tree, his head tilted slightly backwards and to the side to expose his neck, the insides of his wrists turned upwards, resting on his thighs.

    Xie Lian had trained himself to sit like that in the presence of vampires, so there was less chance of them pulling on and twisting his numb arms or hurting his neck.

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    After an accident, banished fairy Xie Lian becomes the unwilling guest of a sect of vampires. When another powerful vampire destroys the sect and takes Xie Lian home to help him recover, Xie Lian is faced with the challenge of convincing his saviour that he really really wouldn't mind if he were to drink some of his blood.

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    24 Feb 2025

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    “Why should we wait until after the wedding?” Xie Lian asked curiously. His face was bright red and his eyes were focused somewhere off over Hua Cheng’s shoulder, yet he had the audacity to still sound genuinely puzzled.

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    24 Feb 2025

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    Disciple Shen Qingqiu is at the edge of the Abyss and things have gone off script, but don't worry! The System is here to help!

    A disciple Shen Qingqiu/shizun Luo Binghe AU

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    24 Feb 2025

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    Xie Lian had a problem.

    He was pretty sure he was haunted.

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    Believing himself haunted by the remnants of his last believer, Xie Lian enters a ghost marriage with his faithful Wuming.

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    20 Feb 2025

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    When Xie Lian woke up that morning, he found five of his husband in their kitchen.

    “What,” he said. “What.”

    “Ah, gege is awake.”

    In unison, the four other forms exclaimed, "Gege?!”

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    18 Feb 2025

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    In a different universe, the suitors were kinder to Penelope. In a different universe, Telemachus grew into his adulthood surrounded by good men, without the threat of his father’s throne being seized by usurpers. And in a different universe, Odysseus would return home to his wife and son without needing to shed the blood of the suitors.

    What happens when that universe reacts to EPIC: The Musical, a world in which their reality took a few steps to the left?

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    19 Feb 2025

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    "Quiet," Xiao Jiu sniffs, then repeats: "Don't move."

     

    Yue Qingyuan doesn't know what to expect. He knows his heart is thundering in his chest, and his hands ache to reach out and take hold of Shen Jiu, though he hasn't been allowed any touch but his fingertips against his shidi's sleeves since their conversation in the Wolf Garden.

     

    But whatever he expects, it isn't what he gets. Nothing in his heart or mind could have expected that dear face to lean in closer—those sharp brows to furrow, and those clever eyes to lock on his own. Those pale lips to brush his own unmoving ones.


    Before it can all go to hell, Shen Jiu and Yue Qingyuan manage to find each other again.

    If it was only the quiet between them forever, rather than guilt and sorrow and rage, Yue Qingyuan would be happy. But Shen Jiu doesn't do anything halfway, and he's very aware that there's more Qingyuan wants

    A story of soft-domming, feeling human, and starting to recover.


    Written for BuryYourGaydar in the SVSSSAction fundraiser!

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    16 Feb 2025

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    What if Shen Yuan, sword buff extraordinaire, transmigrated into a character he actually *liked* - Xin Mo? What fun new sorts of Freudian thoughts will Luo Binghe have, when the only one who gives him attention and love is also his trusty blade?

    (rating is gonna go up in later chapters. bichen lovers, send me strength (*/ω\) )

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    15 Feb 2025

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    Luo Binghe aches so raw and violently in a way he hasn’t known since the Endless Abyss, since the scalding heat of tea on his scalp, or the sight of his mother’s tired and motionless form in her bed. Images of that other reality sear themselves into the forefront of his mind, plaguing him even when he shuts and scrubs at his eyes till they hurt. He feels the ghost of Shen Qingqiu’s gentle touch on his skin like a persistent burning sensation, flames of longing licking at the nape of his neck. He wants it. He hates it. He needs it.

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    Luo Binghe (aka Bingge), because he’s the protagonist, gets his wish granted the moment he wakes on the cold floor of the woodshed, beaten black and blue, and fourteen again.

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    10 Feb 2025

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