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When news of Suna and Osamu’s relationship hits the internet without their approval, their friends leap into action to throw the press off its rhythm and off Suna and Osamu’s trail. Chaos and confusion ensues.
“Hey, Suna?” Washio calls. Weariness and confusion dull the edge of his voice, though more so the latter. Suna, who has an expert understanding of all the nuances of Washio’s levels of exasperation easily determines it's not his fault. This time. Washio holds his phone stupidly close to his face, squinting at the screen. Such blatant confusion usually means Suna needs to decipher whatever incomprehensible jumble of memes Komori sent to the group chat. Given Komori is currently belting the lyrics from "Barbie Girl" — incorrectly — from the shower, it’s safe to assume he doesn’t need to preemptively pull up Urban Dictionary or KnowYourMeme.com.
"What is it?" Suna asks when he doesn't elaborate.
At last, Washio tears himself away from the screen, flipping the phone around so Suna can see. “Since when are Bokuto and Osamu dating?”
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One of Bennett's many dads decides to keep a baby book detailing all of Bennett's childhood firsts and (mis)adventures alike.
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With Suna and Osamu no where to be found, their kiddo heads out on her first adventure.
Alternatively: Suna and Osamu accidentally lock themselves in a closet. Their fearless toddler takes matters into her own hands and promptly runs into Hinata.
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Klee invites Aether to the Knights of Favonius headquarters for an interrogation. Everyone is confused.
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After crossing paths with Diona late one night between Mondstadt and Springvale, Diluc grows concerned for her wellbeing. What follows sends him on a journey that will change both of their lives forever.
Diluc's parenting instincts have Activated
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- Part 1 of Finding Home
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The regulars are one of the few guaranteed bright spots in his day. Like Albedo, the stressed grad student who only shows up in the evenings, slogging through the door in various stages of haggard, and ordering a red eye and a croissant.
Speaking of—Diluc glances at the clock on the wall. It's nearly 7:30, which means if Albedo hasn’t shambled through the door by now, then he’s probably a no show. Diluc isn’t disappointed. He’s not. It’s not like Albedo is his favorite customer or anything.
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Suna and Osamu are absolutely shook when Atsumu et al appear on their doorstep, distraught over their recent public breakup. The only problem is, they weren't dating in the first place .
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An uncrowned king and a chalk prince fall in love and vow to spend their lives together.
A story in moments that ultimately ends in I do.
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A storm heralds Kaeya's arrival in Mondstadt. In the following days it only gets worse and worse. Though he may not know it yet, he has an entire legion of friends ready and waiting to help him weather all of this and more.
“Diluc,” the boy says, eyes blinking rapidly. “I’m afraid. I don’t want to be alone.”
Diluc scrambles to his feet, coming out of the corner at last and standing firmly next to the bed. “Don’t worry — uhh, sorry. What’s your name?”
“Kaeya Alberich.”
“Don’t worry, Kaeya. You won’t be alone as long as I am here. I promise.” Deep in his heart, Diluc knows this promise is more important than any other he’s ever made. One he can’t break. Kaeya doesn’t have anyone. Not family. Not friends. He’s just got this bed, Diluc, and a household full of strangers.
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- Part 2 of Finding Home
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You Give Love a Bad Name by keenbean for windrise
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 May 2022
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The start of the new semester always brings
fresh bloodfreshmen into the Department of Elemental Vision Studies. Like their predecessors, it doesn't take this year's freshmen long to discover the mysterious vendetta between two of their new professors. Their curiosity piqued, they band together to understand how it came to this, but what they find rocks them to their very core.“If it wasn’t already obvious,” Diluc says not four minutes into his powerpoint presentation on the main theories in the field of vision studies, “Dr. Barbatos theory on the distribution of visions is utter nonsense. I’m required to cover it according to the curriculum, but don’t bother studying it for any exams in my class. I’m never going to test you on something so utterly wrong.”
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Suna Rintarou (8), is not happy when his parents sign him up for after school activities with hopes he will make some friends. Art class? Volleyball? Boring.
Rintarou frowns. “Let’s make it a competition.”
“What? That will just make it worse!”
“Nah, we’re going to compete to see who can make the ugliest portrait. I bet you can’t make an uglier portrait than I can.”
Akaashi squints at him for a moment, like he’s not sure if Rintarou’s full of crap or not, before shrugging his shoulders and picking up his pencil. “You’re on.”
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Osamu loses Suna, finds him again, and contemplates which vegetable is the most romantic — although not necessarily in that order.
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nothing lasts forever: we know this by keenbean for bastigod, ftld, hqsiken, tirralirra, yuzubalm
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
02 Apr 2022
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Osamu's brain gremlins do not get paid enough for this shit.
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- Part 2 of let me tell you what i do know
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Assignments send Bob all over the world, and while no two jobs are the same, one thing remains constant: Dick. Everywhere he turns, Dick's ugly, obnoxious grin is there to greet him, and it's driving Bob up the wall. It should be no surprise when he runs into him again on his current assignment, but Bob has never been good at thinking clearly where Dick is concerned. Will this be the assignment that takes them from unwitting rivals to something a little more? Or will they finally be the other's undoing?
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- Part 5 of Family Affairs
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Zhongli reconciles his past with the present.
To be a god is to do what you must, even when those acts cause your very soul to ache. To be a god is to belong to everyone but yourself.
But Morax is no longer. Morax is dead and so too is that old god of war. What is past is gone, and now Morax— Now Zhongli longs to understand what it means to be gentle.
He glances back at Qiqi.
Gentle. Yes, he wants to be gentle.
“I am all yours, my friend. Tell me, how can I assist you today?”
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short one-shots that are in the 'Lean on Me' universe
aka Single dad turned not single dad Osamu brain rot.Series
- Part 7 of Cool Dads Club
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The Inarizaki boys volleyball team goes to a theme park and Ginjima suffers.
Sticking with his buddy? Gin can do that. Showing up for lunch at the pavilion on time? He can do that. But have fun? That’s a tall order. Ginjima does not like theme parks. They’re dirty and sticky and frankly overrated in his humble opinion. A place for thrill seeks to get their next hit of adrenaline. Which, in all honesty, means it’s exactly the kind of place for Akagi. Akagi, his buddy, who loves theme parks and is stuck with boring Ginjima for the entire day.
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Monsters. Men. Are they really so different? The Prototype is a homunculus — a monster. And what of his creator? She was a human who became a monster. Perhaps he can be a monster who becomes human.
The events of 2.3 Shadows Amidst Snowstorms from Primordial Albedo's POV.
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Tired and weary, Aether seeks out the one place he knows he can rest easy.
If he just keeps going, never staying in one place for too long, then he can quell that deep ache that yearns for something more, something stable, something that is his. He can patch the hole in his heart with the thrill of a new quest, the reward of a commission well done, the goal of discovering the unknown. Each night, he crawls back into his tent and passes out too exhausted from the day's work to even think about how the shabby bedroll and tent — tattered and ragged from night after night on the beaches of Yaoguang Shoal, the meadows of Windrise, and Chinju forest — are the closest thing he has to a home.
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"It's been..." Zhongli hesitates, "a very long time since we've seen each other. Tell me, Master Diluc, have you noticed anybody new in the city? You do frequent there, do you not?"
"Nobody comes to mind. Well—" Diluc grimaces.
"Well?"
"None except for that no-good drunkard of a bard."
Zhongli sits up impossibly taller in his seat. "A bard?"
How Zhongli learned that Venti finally woke from his 500 year long nap.