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  1. Summary

    Another High School AU no one asked for! Our favorite primary paladins are seniors in high school and our favorite green paladin is a freshman at Altea High (original, I know). Senior year begins with a three-day camp out on a lake basically in the middle of nowhere. With Senior Class President Lance McClain as his group leader, will Keith survive these next three days? His entire senior year?

    Keith already knows he's gay for the guy, but now he has to deal with seeing his stupid beautiful face the entire time. Oh well, during one of these three days at camp, Keith would confess to Lance. He already knows the boy is bi, but he doesn't exactly have a good past with Lance. He declared himself and Keith "rivals." Keith isn't a coward so he WILL confess to his class's president...even if it killed him.

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    A classic Harry Potter AU, but with your favorite paladins! This will include all seven books! The Philosopher's (Sorcerer's) Stone, The Chamber of Secrets, The Prisoner of Azkaban, The Goblet of Fire, The Order of the Phoenix, The Half-Blood Prince, and The Deathly Hallows!

    Update: I don't know if I will add The Cursed Child, but we'll see...it could happen.

    -keithpoenewt

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    Six times Professor Lucifer Morningstar is unable to cast a corporeal Patronus and the first time he does.

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    22 Apr 2024

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    He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.

    In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.

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    26 Apr 2024

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    If there's anything Lucifer has learned from his sunshiney daughter, it's that you've gotta kill them with kindness!

     

    Or: Lucifer learns physical touch really gets under Alastor's skin. To appease Charlie, he starts showering Alastor with hugs and the like whenever he pisses him off. That way, Charlie is none the wiser to what he's doing, and Alastor gets a taste of his own medicine.

    ..The problem begins when Alastor starts seeking him out for affection.

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    25 Apr 2024

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    This dance he had with Lucifer was a hinderance at the least, a game at most.

    He never expected to be cornered by the fallen angel, especially not in such a vulnerable state. He wanted absolutely nothing to do with Lucifer’s presence while he could feel his life-force draining from him.

     

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    Lucifer helps Alastor heal from his battle injuries, and Alastor learns something new about himself.

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    Alastor's stubborn refusal to accept any aid but his own lands him in the care of the last person he'd have taken it from - the king of Hell himself, Lucifer Morningstar.

    Now if only he could be normal about it, and ignore a different, emotional wound he'd left to fester too long.

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