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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    There's been a pretty significant change around the house. Tom couldn't care less. Edd cares a lot more than he ought to. Tom never considered himself the vulnerable and open type, but when your friend needs help, he needs help.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    “This is wrong,” Jayce rasped, his voice strained with torment, so unlike the Jayce that had left mere hours ago to dance and drink and make merry and maybe even make love to the beautiful Mel Medarda. “This is too far back, I shouldn’t be here—”

    This Jayce was like a wild animal, bearded and shaggy, furious and heartbroken.

    The huge weapon thudded to the floor once again, and Viktor finally dared to speak.

    “Jayce, is that… you?”

    Stewing in his loneliness, research assistant Viktor witnesses an Anomaly take place in the laboratory he shares with Jayce Talis, potentially altering life as they know it (or might never come to know).

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    29 Mar 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    Set after the events of WTFuture, Tom and Matt have managed to capture Edd and return him to his rightful place in the future, serving under Red Leader as he continues his takeover of the UK. The cola's flat, the future's a red nightmare, and Edd's seemingly at a dead end.

    It doesn’t take Edd long to stumble upon a glimmer of hope – the Redbellion, a resistance more than willing to provide Edd with the help he needs. Driven by a thirst for freedom and cola, Edd hatches a daring plan: steal a time machine and go back to the past to eliminate Red Leader before his reign of terror begins.

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    12 May 2024

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  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    I’m up against the wall, two feet from a broken elevator and one foot from a complete stranger, when I realize I’m down to two cigarettes.

    He’s shifting from foot to foot, eyes flitting around nervously. Maybe the guy should loosen his damned fancy tie a bit, let some air in. Maybe that’d do his anxiety some good.

    Still, it’s great to see another human being—one who isn’t actively trying to kill me. I trust this guy as far as I can throw him, don’t get me wrong, but after all the shit I’ve been through today, maybe I shouldn’t measure by my throwing strength.

    But I’m down to two cigarettes, anyhow, and this guy’s got nerves up the wazoo and out the ears.

    Call it an olive branch.

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    Or: My favorite scene from Die Hard, but it's just a little gayer than it already is.
    Merry christmas!

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    26 Dec 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    “What’s up?” Edd watches the poor thing curl in on himself, pulling his red comforter over his head. Not quite enough, though, Edd can see his signature updo sticking out from under the comforter.

    “Go away.” He’s being unusually (though not uncharacteristically) cold, usually he reserves the nastier side of his mouth for Tom. Edd was under the impression that they were quite close.

    Then he hears it: a sniffle.

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    Tord is sick. Edd’s maternal instincts kick in.

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    15 Sep 2023