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    Dean wasn’t sure why he was even scrolling through Craigslist. Especially not the casual encounters section. It was four days before Thanksgiving. Not like he was gonna try and hook up with someone before that shitstorm. After, sure, but not before.

    He kept scrolling, though, not clicking anything until a title caught his eye.

    Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? I am a 28 year old male felon who has no degree, but has studied enough theologies of the world, behavioral psychology, and philosophy to set your whole family’s teeth on edge—no matter which way they lean, politically, religiously or in terms of neuroses. I drive a van the same age as me that’s got a mural on the side of an angel holding an orgy. I can play between the ages of 20-30 depending on whether I shave. I live off an inheritance, and sell weed on the side. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship (monogamous or polyamorous, whichever sounds most like it would freak out su familia) with you (and/or others), to torment your family, I’m game...

    (Stand alone AU, based on a prompt)

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    23 May 2026

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    As college kids always seemed to have busted up vehicles, they found themselves visiting Dean a lot. And he always gave a discount to the Stanford kids. For most college kids, any amount of penny-pinching was like a gift from God. Therefore, Dean was.

    Much to Sam's mortification, Dean was rallied around the school like a celebrity. Girls went nuts for him, and most boys weren't oblivious to him either. For Dean, it never hit him how big he'd gotten. He mostly just brushed off the odd way people acted around him.

    Until...Cas.

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    21 May 2026

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    Cas is back. Jack is a hippo. Sam is sinking ships. And Dean is certainly not jealous.

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    19 May 2026

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    Cas wants to try masturbating. Maybe from a safe distance - like the other end of a cellphone call - Dean can talk Cas through it.
    (Take two: both in the same place this time.)

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    19 May 2026

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    Dean texts Cas a kissy-face emoticon by mistake. However, when he sees Cas' reply, he starts to think maybe it wasn't a mistake after all.

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    16 May 2026