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A Step By Step Guide To Mortality by Roohoo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
26 Oct 2022
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Tommy shakes his head, looking at anywhere else in the room other than Phil. His head flicks around as though he’s already planning an escape as he speaks.
“I can’t tell you who it is but I need you to tutor me, so I can tutor them.” Tommy meets Phil’s eyes for a second before they nervously dart away and stay firmly connected to the whiteboard behind Phil.
Tommy swallows hard. “Please, Mr Watson?”
It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that there is no friend.
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An unconventional foster fic where Phil is an immortal history teacher and he accidentally becomes the dad to three trouble makers with varying degrees of traumahurt/comfort ensues.
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21 Nov 2022
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20 Nov 2022
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the world forgetting by the world forgot by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
10 May 2022
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“Something has been stolen from us,” Thanatos said, his wings puffing up as he spoke. “Something that is very important to us. And we are fairly certain that the person who stole this thing of ours is in this very crowd.”
Dream tensed beside Tommy as the crowd broke out into murmurs. Eyes were darting towards the different heroes in the crowd, the benefactors no doubt assuming that the culprit had to be a hero.
“Like we said, we haven’t crashed your party to cause trouble. But we want this thing returned to us, and we won’t hesitate to take extreme measures to get what we want.”
or, Tommy was a lot of things: a newly debuted hero sidekick, an amnesiac, and a former kidnapping victim of the Syndicate.
Tommy didn't actually remember that last one though. That was just what Dream told him.
Only weeks after his hero debut, the Syndicate announces they are searching for something, and Tommy knows it has to be him. The scariest part? If they find him, Tommy will have no clue what to expect, because the Syndicate might know him, but he has no memories of them.
So he can't let them find him. No matter what.
Of course they end up finding him anyway.
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- Part 1 of a spotless mind
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- 164,502
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17 Nov 2022
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The Real Housewives of The Dream SMP by boonsbeans for clementinerinds
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Nov 2022
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“So. One day, I was just going about my business, when I had an epiphany. An idea, if your vocabulary isn’t as sumptuous as mine. The world loves reality shows. The Real Housewives of Wherever The Fuck A Mansion Can Be Made. But society simultaneously adores game shows. Competitions, if you will. From this idea, I gave birth to an amazing show. One that will forever change pop culture. Picture this: The Real Housewives of The Dream SMP is a new reality show, coming soon! Available on every streaming service that money can buy a subscription to, because we just Want Some Fucking Money!” He laughed. “The premise of the show is simple. A huge mansion filled to the brim with people who have an ungodly amount of money yet no actual occupation. A housewife, in all senses of the word besides the gender norm. I’m going to do everything in my fucking power to squeeze as much drama as possible out of this show like I am God and the world is my orange juice.” He grinned in a manner that can only be described as evilly. “Let the games begin.” Dramatic music started to play.
OR: boonsbeans’ reality show crack fic
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13 Nov 2022
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03 Nov 2022
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Tommy glanced at it, eyes wandering over the colorful print. It was a small piece of paper with a picture of what appeared to be an amusement park. The gates were lit up and decorated with balloons. Confetti covered the ground and giant roller coasters sat in the background.
There were three people at the front, smiles wide and arms outstretched in a welcoming manner. The one in the center was a blond man, shorter than the other two. He wore a top hat and a green suit embroidered with gold. Tassels on his shoulders and a welcoming smile on his face. He held a cane with a crow’s beak as the handle. The ring leader, Tommy assumed.
To his left was a pink-haired man. He wore makeup and oversized pants with suspenders. Despite being dressed as a clown, he was smiling the least.
To the ring leader’s right was the tallest of the three. A brown-haired man in a blue, sparkly, form-fitting suit. The man wore a blinding smile. The trapeze artist.
A big sign sat over the gate.
“WONDERLAND”
or, Tommy gets adopted by cryptids and cryptids get a free meal out of his parents. Tommy's cool with that tho.
If any CCs state they are uncomfortable with this kind of fic, I will take it down!
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- Part 28 of Fractal’s One Shots
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29 Oct 2022
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Full Throttle by youreyeslookliketheocean
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Oct 2022
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The first thing that happens when Tommy Innes crashes during his 159th lap around Auto Club Speedway, is his wheel loses traction with the ground, and he goes careening to the right...
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Tommy Innes has dreamed of being a race car driver since he was four years old. Now, at eighteen, he's the youngest rookie on the NASCAR tracks, and about to participate in his very first Cup Series. When a bad wreck leaves him with a butchered sense of hearing, though, he and his new team must navigate the challenges that come along with it. Including, but not limited to: new tech; Tommy's own self-doubt; and one utterly irritating, legendary racer, Wilbur Soot.Series
- Part 1 of NASCAR!au
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24 Oct 2022
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“Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.\\
or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.
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- Part 1 of Technoblade's Entirely Average Life
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- 34,267
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23 Oct 2022
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“Be my apprentice,” Icarus blurted.
Tommy blinked. Gradually, the corners of his mouth dropped into the deepest frown he’d ever made. “What the fuck? Why?”
“Why?” Icarus froze and Tommy raised a judgemental eyebrow. “It’s because of your powers.”
“My powers,” he echoed. “I never told you whether or not I had powers.”
“I can… sense them,” Icarus bullshitted. Tommy pinched the bridge of his nose.
“Right. What are they, then,” he retorted.
“Uh… super… powers,” the villain answered, sounding more unsure of himself by the second.
Tommy wanted to bash his head against a wall. “Really? That’s the best you could do?”
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Tommy isn’t sure why handing someone their keys is such a big deal, but now he’s left with a huge problem: Every supervillain in the city wants him to be their apprentice!
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Tommy’s lame superpower turns out to be a game-changer.
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14 Oct 2022
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Technoblade wasn’t the kind of teacher to get attached to his students. He was too busy for that sort of nonsense. Between teaching five classes a day— both sophomore and junior year English— and dealing with the emotional hell that came with teaching high schoolers, it was all he could do to remember the names of his students as they flooded in and out of his classroom each day.
Tommy and Wilbur were different.
Or, the life of English teacher Technoblade in which Wilbur's a good kid, Tommy needs help, and Technoblade is very tired. Thank God Philza Minecraft is no help at all.
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- 2/2
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13 Oct 2022
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This unbreakable distance that defines us by Dusty (dustedanddone) for FrogOnMars
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Oct 2022
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He crawls over to the lone, glowing purple chest that sits in the corner of the room. The stupid, stupid chest. Why would he ever put his communicator in his enderchest? No-one ever does that, he’s cursed himself. This is all his fault. Prime has looked upon him and decided he deserves pain and suffering.
He can't see his contacts. His vision is too blurry. That’s ok. As long as fucking… Jack or Technoblade aren’t at the top of his list, it’s probably going to be fine.
/ or, bedrock bros fic where tommy is sick and accidentally messages Techno... and well. time to sort out your differences and trauma hahaha :)
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- Part 3 of Mcyt fic fight 2022 fics!!!
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07 Oct 2022
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We all know what the Jubilee line is famous for. That dirty London Underground were more people enter than they leave. There were rumors about why they never left. Some say it's because of the old fae ring that the station was built on, others say it's because the line brings out the worst thoughts. No matter what was true the line was the only safe place the blonde boy could go. Unwanted by everyone else, maybe the line would take pity on him and let him live.
It would.
He just couldn't live there.
No there was some where else he was meant to be.
It just took 22 houses for him to get there.
Or: Adoption Au, except there's a twist. Everyone is a mythical creature or hybrid of some kind. Loosely based off of the song Jubilee Line.
Warning: Probably not accurate information about the London Underground, but whatever it's for plot purposes.
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30 Sep 2022
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Tommy has had a shit day.
It's one thing to not like heroes because of Dream, his shitface brother who's done nothing but abuse and neglect him. It's another thing to save Techno, The Blood God also known as his brother's mortal enemy, when he finds him near to death in a back alley.
But fuck man.
He can't just leave him.
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29 Sep 2022
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“Okay, so… This is a very… horrible case.”
Wilbur’s tail fell to the floor and his eyes widened in horror. “Is this an abuse case? Oh, I’m going to need to find a therapist, and I’ll learn their triggers— Do you have a list? What about—“
“Wilbur,” Puffy interrupted, Wilbur’s mouth snapping shut, “this is one of the worst cases I’ve ever seen, but that’s not why I thought you might not take it.”
“Why…?”
“So, the reason the Federation is okay with this is because every other foster home has declined. I also put in a good word for you.”
“Get to the point, please. The stress is killing me,” Wilbur groaned.
“Okay… I’ll… He’s a— I’m just going to send you the file,” she sighed.
Wilbur could hear the distant clicking and quickly rolled his chair over to his computer. As soon as he typed in his password, the files popped up.
Wilbur opened them.
“Just… have an open mind,” Puffy encouraged.
The file loaded, and immediately Wilbur’s jaw dropped.
“A human?!?”
or, Human tommy is in need of love. Wilbur has a lot of love to give.
If any cc states they are uncomfy with this fic, I will take it down!
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- Part 25 of Fractal’s One Shots
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- 20,093
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28 Sep 2022
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Tommy gasps for air, tears streaming down his face as the feeling settles, smooths out, and the deal of a god was made.
Phil smiles warmly down at him, his blue eyes sparkling as he leans forwards and presses a kiss to his forehead, pulling back as he looks down at Tommy.
“Welcome to the family, Tommy.” He smiles, his black wings draping around him in a cocoon of sorts. Tommy just closes his eyes with a shudder, still under the mercy of the Angel.
Or Tommy is a god preparing for the Antarctic Empire’s invasion upon L’Manberg.
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- Part 1 of God SBI
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- English
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- 24,193
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- 4/4
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25 Sep 2022
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you will open the yawning grave by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Oct 2021
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21 Sep 2022
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The Last Centurion by FractalFiction for Lightfern
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
26 Jun 2022
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This was the day he died. Such a shame, really. He closed his eyes once more, prepared for his ending.
The arrow fired and- Nothing? Tommy blinked his eyes open, eyes crossed as he looked at the arrowhead floating above him.
No, not floating… someone caught it? The soldiers seemed just as confused as they stared at the man who caught the arrow.
Tommy’s gaze shifted upwards. The man who saved his life was absurdly tall, nearly a giant. He had a very soft looking face. The side of it nearly covered in dark brown curl locks that cascaded down it in miniature spirals.
The man held a knowing smile, like he knew he held presence here. That he held everyone’s breath (not just that arrow) between his fingers. He could squeeze, and they’d all choke.
Then he spoke and his voice was like thick honey. So sweet and gooey, making Tommy feel completely stuck. Like he had to hang onto every single syllable.
Or, god Wilbur decides Tommy is his brother. Tommy agrees. Other gods are quite jealous of Wilbur's powers and take this as the perfect opportunity to strike
or or, a fic in which Tommy takes care of Wilbur
If any CC state they are uncomfortable with this kind of fic, I will take it down
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- Part 22 of Fractal’s One Shots
- Part 1 of Gifts & Loyalty
- Language:
- English
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- 13,847
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- 1/1
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12 Sep 2022
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Little Golden Snowstorm by Archer_V_Deadman
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
12 Apr 2022
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Techno finds a raccoon child in need of help, so he decides to at least take him home to make sure he doesn't die. (he might have gotten attached)
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Tommy didn't mean to get stabbed, really. Now he's gotta put up with some piglin guy trying to feed him some mushroom soup. (maybe he's not so bad?)
.Or Tommy and Techno find each other in desperate times, and maybe friendship (family?) might be the solution to their problems.
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- Part 1 of Weather of my Heart
- Language:
- English
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- 93,545
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- 27/27
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- 17
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29 Aug 2022
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In this moment, he was just a normal 16 year old kid, free from the stress and trauma that followed him like a plague. In this moment he felt free.
And that moment ended approximately six seconds after Tommy had taken a quick drag from the cigarette, as the door to the hotel slammed open in from of him.
Shit. He was fucked.
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- Part 2 of Sanguine and Sorrow saga
- Part 1 of Dark SBI fics
- Language:
- English
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- 57,774
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- 20/20
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16 Aug 2022
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Wilbur didn't know what to do.
Right there in front of him was a missing person call of his own son.
You might think Wilbur was panicking because he's son was missing. That he could possible never see his kid again.
And you'd be wrong.No the reason, Wilbur is panicking is because is son is actually right next to him.
Or: After two weeks in L'manberg and everything seeming perfect, Tommy's life flips upside down again. This time because Sally has put a reward over his head. Now he has to go through a custody battle between his parents, hoping only one will win. Throughout it all things just can't go right.
Sequel to 'That yellow box underneath her bed'
Title inspired by AJR's "Break my face", because I find it funny that Wilbur doesn't like their songs.
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- Part 3 of Finding a Home
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30 Jul 2022
