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    Sometimes, when you've wanted something you can't have for a couple million years, having it in reach makes things harder. Sometimes you've been fighting the urge for so long you can't remember how not to to fight it. Sometimes it takes a little help from someone who has more practice giving you what you need.

    (It's like if your best friend and your crush's best friend set you up on a date because you were too awkward to do it yourself, and then had to come provide moral support on the date. Except with BDSM.

    I have provided a chart of the relationships, in case the situation sounds confusing or you want to see a really good chart. It contains a certain amount of spoilers for chapter three, but only in terms of detailing the relationship dynamics for the remainder of the fic.)

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    The war is over, the treaties are signed, the Galactic Council is pacified. Megatron sits on a balcony and broods. Optimus is completely fine actually, his new job is great, and anyway, it's Megatron who needs help. Soundwave refuses to help. Starscream and Bumblebee are co-consuls. Rumble and Frenzy are in prison. Ultra Magnus is doing his best. Above them all in Cybertron's slowly healing atmosphere, clouds form and break.

    A story about fighting for peace, about giving up everything you have for love, and then having to live with it. About being a soldier when there’s no war left to fight.

    Peace, in the end, did not involve the total subjugation of the galaxy to Megatron's iron will. He did not tear down the galactic council to lay its ruins at Optimus' feet as his act of profferance. He did not end all war or rid the world of falsehood. He did not establish a tyranny so complete that no one remained to call it tyranny.

    Peace, in the end, did not involve him much at all.

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    Starscream can't stop himself sucking Megatron's spike, no matter how much he hates loves hates the things Megatron says while he does so. Megatron can't stop himself fragging Starscream's lights out, no matter how much he hates loves hates the things Starscream says at the time.
    Jealousy? Fury? Humiliation? Violence? The best aphrodisiacs in the galaxy. Not that either of them would admit to it.

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    Optimus and Megatron are something new now. They can see the world as Primus saw it. They only want to share that gift. But people can be so slow to see the bigger picture, and even the absolute peace of Primus has its cost.

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    4/5
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    Optimus and Megatron have been bonded for a little while now, and they have spent most of that time fragging each other stupid. It's really good. Really, really good. Megatron makes sure of that. Even when Optimus wishes he'd just lay back for once and enjoy the ride.

    This was meant to be a 5+1 fic but it’s nigh impossible to describe in the space of a title. There are four sex scenes, one trip to the hospital for non-sex-related reasons, and one hard conversation.

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    There are a lot of things Optimus has forgotten since he was found half-dead in the wasteland. Most of his life, for one. His friends. The war he's fighting. Whatever it is that gives him the strength to get up every day and keep fighting it. But the more of his life he starts to relearn, the more sure he is that there's something else missing. Why won't anyone tell him what it is?

    Megatron. His friends had mentioned that name by now, or recorded it in the files they gave him, but it came to him then from older memories. The part of his brain that knew his enemy flickered back to life, casting everything into a fresh light.

    He didn't need to hear the feed to know what Megatron was saying. He didn't need Megatron to say it at all. He could hear it in his own spark. Get out there and stop him.

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    Optimus has perfectly normal feelings about medical exams. Totally unremarkable. So what if it's been three million years since he had a complete examination? He doesn't have anything to hide, he's just busy. And no one likes having their interface array examined. No one.

    I'm going to have kinks there aren't even words for, Optimus thought vaguely. He was going to spend the rest of existence longing for someone to frag him in reverse, working their way from the ends of his valve to the start, not stretching but pressing, sensors firing in ways that nothing else would ever replicate. It was hard to be worried about that when it felt so good.

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    Optimus and Megatron have a really good time in bed.

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    "All these years," Megatron said, their lips still brushing together, "dreaming up ways to get you to hurt me. It never occurred to me to just ask."

    A fic where Optimus finds out exactly what Megatron wants, and gives it to him.

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    A random collection of scenes that didn't make the final cut of their respective fics but I still want to share. Context will be in chapter summaries.

    CH1: From 'the Slope' - Pharma refuses a surgery.
    CH2: From 'the Slope' - Ratchet investigates

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    2/?
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    Long after the events of all that is here, three enemies reflect on the past and what comes after it.

    The house where he had fallen in love was now just a cracked foundation and a single standing wall.

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    Pharma is on Messatine, feeling lonely and abandoned, when Tarn arrives in the dead of night with an offer he can't refuse. With Tarn's threats hanging over his head, Pharma tries to take matters into his own hands. Years later, the war is over and Ratchet is on Cybertron, trying to get their first new hospital up and running. Pharma agrees to be the head of surgery but Ratchet sees little of the mech he remembers. The new Pharma is paranoid, unpredictable, and definitely hiding something.

    Or, in the words of my beta reader: Pharma deals with Tarn in the past and Ratchet deals with Pharma in the present.

    This fic is only loosely connected to Lesser Evil and was written essentially as a stand-alone.

    Gorgeous illustrations by smushles (ch1) and glasspunk (ch5).

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    Megatron and Ultra Magnus have been spending time together outside of work. They would like to broaden the range of activities they do together outside of work. But, as Rung would note, neither of them are particularly confident in navigating the vagaries of a non-professional relationship.

    (This is not the most neurotypical thing I've ever written.)

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    1/2
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    34
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    208
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    20
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    1,611
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    Thunderclash really likes sucking spike. No, like, he REALLY likes sucking spike. In fact, he has some modifications, and maybe Rodimus could help him out?

    (A fic where no one gets what they were expecting and everyone has a good time.)

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    1/1
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    13
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    34
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    When The Champion of the Arena shows up to challenge Sentinel Prime to a deadly test of honour, enforcer Orion Pax volunteers in his stead.

    What follows is a deal with the devil, an invitation from an enigmatic stranger, and probably the weirdest honey trap of all time. Orion's going to be lucky if he still has his honour and essential organs intact by the time he gets to the arena.

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    Deleted scenes that I was gonna put in other fics but then didn't. Chapters will have their own summaries explaining the context.

    Chapter One: Megatron gets jealous.
    Chapter Two: A house-warming, and a taste of the past.
    Chapter Three: Megatron gets interrogated

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    3/3
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    5
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    Unicron looms in the galaxy; the utter destruction of Cybertron is at hand. Optimus and Megatron seek out the power to stop him deep beneath Cybertron's lifeless crust. A terrible price is paid; a terrible reward is won.

    A partial list of things referenced while writing this fic: Dragon Age Inquisition The Descent DLC; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's total perspective vortex; the heat death of the universe; the Cave of the Crystals in Naica, Mexico; a plasma globe; many videos of lobster claws being cracked open.

    (It's a fic where Megatron and Optimus eat Primus' spark and frag in a pool of their own energon.)

    Posted for Megop Week '22, day 5: spark/darkness.

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    Megatron WANTS to get tied down. He LIKES getting tied down. He likes the way that Optimus is touching him and he likes the things Optimus is saying and he likes the nice hard fragging he's going to get. These are good things that he asked for. The fact that Megatron keeps threatening to break Optimus' hands shouldn't concern you. His repeated attempts to break out of these ropes are a totally intentional part of the scene. Obviously.

    “It’s fine,” Megatron grumbled. “It barely hurts.”
    “I don’t want you to feel ‘fine,’” Optimus said. “I want you to feel wonderful.”
    Evil fucking bastard.

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    621
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    96
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    9,347
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    Whirl's "interfacing aids" didn't quite make it on board the Lost Light. That wouldn't be such a big problem except for one tiny thing, I don't know if you know this, but Whirl doesn't have hands.

    And his so-called friends are being needlessly weird about what could be a completely ordinary blowjob that could be halfway over by now.

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    1/1
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    25
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    416
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    45
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    2,478
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    A possessive Tarn takes away Pharma's ability to overload. But hey, Tarn's a needy hedonist who's used to getting what he wants, and Pharma's a cunning and self-possessed genius who sucks spike like he was made for it.

    Pharma's going to regain control of this situation.

    Any second now.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3,283

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