monumentofgranite
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a translation of Lemon Demon’s song Spiral of Ants, into everyone’s favorite conlang with under 200 words. directly inspired by jan Misali’s toki pona translations of various Rhythm Heaven and WarioWare songs.
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mission creep by monumentofgranite
Fandoms: They Might Be Giants, The Mesopotamians - They Might Be Giants (Song), Push Back The Hands - They Might Be Giants (Song)
17 Nov 2024
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Orazia is a cyborg on the run from their past. When their time machine breaks down in a dusty wasteland, they encounter a strange band of former kings who agree to harbor them for a little while.
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- English
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- 589
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- 1/?
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burn your forget-me-nots by monumentofgranite
Fandoms: They Might Be Giants, I’ll Sink Manhattan - They Might Be Giants (Song)
03 Feb 2024
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“This song is about falling in love, and then falling out of love with that person, and then killing everyone in Manhattan.”
—John Flansburgh, November 11, 1989 -
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With a series of button presses John could probably do in his sleep by now, he brings up the video feed on the rover shed, watching the nine little robots mill about the rocky plains doing… whatever they’re supposed to be doing. He honestly has no idea, and he’s not convinced his employers do either. He missed a report once and it took a month for the higher-ups to notice. At this point he could probably lie, say three of them caught fire and not get anything more than a check with money for repairs.
He won’t do that, though, as tempting as it gets. Instead, he goes by the book, phoning up hisonlyfavorite coworker to deliver the daily report. He never bothers with the officialities, but John does. He doesn’t know why, really. The guy probably thinks it’s fun, and if so John can’t blame him. God knows this place needs some fun. “Hey, it’s John. The rovers look fine. Awaiting report—”
“SOMEONE PUT A FACE ON THE ROVERS.”a.k.a. what usually happens when i think too hard about music (i create a terrible, needlessly angsty sci-fi AU)
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Three days a year, the ghost world & the realm of the living intersect, allowing spirits to take on a more corporeal form. Does this have insane potential? Absolutely. Is Ben going to use this for anything more than kissing his ghost boyfriend? Of course not. Also his roommate is there, because why not?
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one-off lemon demon fics by monumentofgranite, syn0d1c_s34s0n (monumentofgranite)
Fandom: Archaeopteryx - Lemon Demon (Song), I’ve Got Some Falling To Do - Lemon Demon (Song), Lemon Demon (Musician), Original Work
18 Jul 2021
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a bunch of stories i wrote based off lemon demon songs! yes i know it says i had more story ideas for the characters in one of them but please just ignore that (:
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the doctor x people who look like the doctor by nightstandthefurby (monumentofgranite), syn0d1c_s34s0n (monumentofgranite)
Fandom: Doctor Who, Lemon Demon (Musician), Morbius (2022)
08 Jan 2022
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Put Me In The Hot Seat by DumbassWhoWritesAt3AM
Fandoms: Welcome to Hell - All Media Types
17 Jun 2025
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Tried to kiss the glass, it tastes like cold
Just know that I adore you
Baby, say the word when you get bored
'Til then, I'm waiting for youSock convinces Jonathan to go to the school dance.
Bookmarked by monumentofgranite
24 Sep 2025
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is it too late to turn around? (i'm already halfway out of town) by star_w
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Black & White | Pokemon Black and White Versions, Pocket Monsters: Black 2 & White 2 | Pokemon Black 2 & White 2 Versions
20 Oct 2025
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The Shadow Triad follow a complex code of loyalty. Everything else in the world comes second to their leader, Ghetsis. After all, he saved their lives. They will live in his shadow forever.
When the Gym Leader Burgh saves a Shadow's life as N's Castle collapses, he creates a paradox. The Shadow Triad serve Ghetsis because of their life debt... and yet now a life debt is owed to Burgh, too. The only choice is for this Shadow to leave her siblings behind, and try to repay the debt as quickly as possible.
Burgh is NOT pleased.
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‘No,’ said Burgh. ‘Oh, no thank you, I do not need a ninja bodyguard, as much as I appreciate the offer you’d best go back to your life of torturing Pokémon, off you go, goodbye.’
Shadow growled. ‘You do not get a choice in the matter,’ she said. ‘My loyalty is supposed to be to Ghetsis, alone and entirely. This is an aberration. Until it is resolved, I will be bound to you. That is not acceptable.’
Bookmarked by monumentofgranite
01 Sep 2025
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Deep Down, We're Lonely Demons From Hell by DoesItWeighMoreThanADuck
Fandoms: New Kids on the Rock (Web Series)
30 Mar 2025
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A canon divergence AU where Kevin survives the fight with the ghoul in Spooky Manor.... or does he?? (Hint: something is definitely wrong here!)
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IN DULCET TONES. YOUR NAME. I HEAR. by PaletteEclipse
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series), Half-Life Alyx But the Gnome is TOO AWARE (Web Series)
12 Feb 2025
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All she remembers is something... pink. Or, was it magenta? Her vision was bathed in flashy saturated colors. It hurt her head trying to comprehend it. She most of all remembers the noise. Noise so oppressive she could see it. Static filling her eardrums and wavelengths so overbearing it wrapped around her head. Eventually finding herself in a winding, grimy hallway that led to... wherever these woods were. This wasn't like the flora in the outposts, nor the typical Xen plants that grew along the city, no this place was.. something else entirely.
Post Gnome Run, Alyx Vance finds herself outside reality altogether. Attempts to escape the desolate, empty nothingness prove futile. Trapped in the pale void, Alyx learns the truth about her situation from an apathetic Security Guard, and an eccentric Garden Gnome.
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25 Feb 2025
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When I Win the World Ends by Bavitz
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
12 Oct 2024
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Once a year, the world's best trainers compete for the title of World Champion. Toril, the favorite, has dedicated her life to battling. Aracely, the underdog, has not. In fact, she barely knows the rules. She didn't even build her own team. She's a mockery of the sacred bond between trainers and Pokémon, one Toril swears to eliminate.
But Aracely makes plays that shouldn't be possible. She reads opponents as though reading their minds, predicts exactly what they'll do. And now, she's made another prediction, one far more unsettling: "When I win, the world ends."
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Bookmarked by monumentofgranite
14 Jan 2025