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The store Eridan is working at happens to be a high-end clothing boutique, and when it comes down to it, it's true he only took the job to prove to his father that he has the work ethic. He's so busy struggling to toe the company line that he almost doesn't realize he's being hit on -- or that he might be a lot more into what this particular customer is packing than his pride dictates he should let on.
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“Yeah, yeah, you’re welcome. Now, do I get to thtick my hand in your obthcenely tight troutherth thoon, or what?”
“You wweren’t complainin’ wwhen you wwere grabbin’ my ass, you slutshamer.”
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Two idiots walk into a bathroom. Hilarity ensues.
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"Eight is old for your first fertile cycle. Most queens hit theirs sometime after seven, sometimes a little earlier. It’s sooner for lowbloods, onset delaying longer the higher in the spectrum trolls go. Until it comes for you, you keep this dim, glimmering hope that maybe you’re a dud. A rare, special seatroll queen that’s as fertile as rock. You don’t know what would happen if that turned out to be true; Dualscar isn’t a person who likes his plans interfered with, but at least then maybe he’d see you as something more than a pawn. A bargaining chip."
Eridan takes his destiny into his own hands.
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Obsessions are repeated thoughts, urges, or mental images that cause anxiety. Common symptoms include: Fear of germs or contamination. Unwanted forbidden or taboo thoughts involving sex, religion, or harm. Aggressive thoughts towards others or self. - National Institutes of Health.
or - in which Sollux obsesses over hurting Eridan until he accidentally gaslights himself into actually doing it, because, well, he's the worst, in his own words. honestly speaking.
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- Part 1 of Codependency
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Dirk's been thinking about getting a troll pet for a while, but since he wants a challenge... he wants a highblood. Notorious for being difficult to train and break in, he orders a violet- and ends up with Eridan.
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- Part 1 of Striking Matches