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Amelia Pond Is Dead by natequarter
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
30 Oct 2025
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The Doctor may have miscalculated.
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Wikihow How to Kiss (With Pictures) by natequarter
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
30 Oct 2025
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Shallan needs someone to do her estrogen injection, but her options are pretty dire.
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If In Doubt, Fuck His Mum by natequarter
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
26 Oct 2025
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Shallan just wants to flirt with the nice woman who helped carry her shopping home that one time. Instead, she gets caught in the messiest series of relationships ever devised.
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Wit: Secret History by natequarter for Silvermoonwater
Fandoms: Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson, Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson, Mistborn - Brandon Sanderson, Tress of the Emerald Sea - Brandon Sanderson, The Sunlit Man - Brandon Sanderson
09 Oct 2025
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Hey, you. Yes, you in the audience. Or you in the library, or bookshop, or even HTML webpage, if you happen to be reading a typed up version of this. Not how I’d want it, of course, but some things can’t be helped. Have you ever wondered how much weird sex you could have if you became immortal? No? Well, tough. I’m about to tell you anyway.
Disclaimer: This is a work of non-fiction. Names, people, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either the products of the narrator’s deranged lived experiences or are used in a fictitious manner to embarrass and humiliate. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is intentional slander. You should be ashamed of yourself for making me scribe this, Wit.
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stand the bitter night by natequarter
Fandoms: Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
13 Sep 2025
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Even in the years between leaving the TARDIS and meeting Josh Townsend, Sarah regularly managed to get herself into trouble. Sometimes that trouble is close to home.
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“Hi. I’m Moash.”
“I am Szeth,” Szeth intoned, dully wondering if he had died and ended up in some strange afterlife. Was there even any point in asking who this man was? In the past week alone, he had been visited by Dalinar; Lift; the Herald Shush; the Stormfather; the ghost of Gavilar Kholin; and a mysterious being from a place known as ‘Scadrial’, who insisted that the solution to all Szeth’s problems was to kill some nobles. Master Thaidakar knew nothing of his pain.
Szeth receives yet another visitor in prison.
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I don’t like the darkness, Nightblood said.
“You mean darkness like now?” Vasher asked.
No. In the closet.
“You can’t even see.”
A person knows when they’re in darkness, Nightblood said. Even when they can’t see.
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Szeth receives a very unexpected visitor whilst in prison.
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Tea, Scones, and Attempted Bigamy by natequarter for Melime
Fandoms: Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
25 Jul 2025
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The trouble began with a cat pin, as these things often do. And then it just kept escalating. Now the Doctor wants a divorce, Evelyn wants a break, and the authorities on Selarius want them dead. What could possibly go wrong?
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Tyn has strange ideas about how to teach Shallan, but Shallan isn’t complaining.
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“NO MATING!” Pattern appeared, humming angrily on Jasnah’s shoulder. “Mmm, you are betraying Adolin, yes? So you should not be mating. It is a very rude lie, mmmm.”
Another spren appeared on the other side of Jasnah’s shoulder, arms folded. Ivory. “You do not understand human relationships well, Cryptic, if you call this betrayal. An open marriage is.”
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It really shouldn’t have come as a surprise to her masters that one person would not be enough to sate Venli’s desires in mateform.
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The Alethi court is a very boring place. Sometimes, you have to take matters into your own hands if you want to avoid losing your mind. Just, you know, maybe not like that.
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Dicked Down by the Highprince’s Son by natequarter
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
13 Jul 2025
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Using firemoss on a day when it was hot enough to fry a chull’s egg on the ground had not been Teft’s brightest idea. Agreeing to an evening down at the tavern after a long day’s bodyguard duty? An even worse idea. And letting that storming servant give him her best firemoss, right out in the open? Well, it was nowhere near the worst thing he’d ever done, but it was pretty storming stupid. Today just wasn’t his day.
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Ten thousand years have taught Hoid nothing when it comes to obeying beautiful women.
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Shallan’s appreciation for her new mother-in-law (well, sort of) is nothing more than respect. Right?
Right?
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“If you’re sincere—and this was never about being right or about gaining power—then on that day we can embrace, knowing it is all over. Old friend.”
Taravangian looked at him, and there were tears in his eyes. “To that day, then,” he whispered. “And to that embrace.”
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First philosophy in action, now sex in action. Shallan Davar is having one hell of a day.
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It was then, he thought, that he had first truly known: that he was not the dutiful daughter he had been raised as, after all. But it was easy to bury that knowledge, so very easy to hide under stifling layers of femininity, and go on as if nothing had happened.
And so nothing happened. And nothing had continued to happen. For thirty-four miserable years of his life, absolutely nothing had happened. No sadness; no happiness, either. Just a ceaseless string of events.
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Bridesmaid with Benefits by natequarter
Fandoms: Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
13 Jun 2025
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Harry Sullivan’s one rule is: not to sleep with Sarah Jane Smith. Yes, she’s hot, but falling into bed with her after every wedding must stop! But when Harry sees a new side to her, he decides that some rules are made to be broken.