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    "Count your blessings, keep them sweet is my advice"

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    A season 2 Road to El Dorado AU where Flint and Silver say "fuck it" to the Warship, wander through the wilderness, and get mistaken for Gods.

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    07 Oct 2024

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    For nearly two years, James Bond and Q share a camaraderie that skirts the boundary between friends, colleagues and something more ephemeral that neither one of them will name because they’re both resolved to be cowards about it. At the end of it all, Bond drives away in the world’s most beautiful car with a lovely woman.

    And well, that’s that, isn’t it?

    That’s not it. That’s only the bloody start of it.

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    In which Q faces repercussions after James Bond's abrupt departure, and has to pick up the pieces of himself.

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    01 Oct 2024

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    Bond and Q are trapped in a lift. Awkward, under normal circumstances, for certain.
    Unbearable when Q has been poisoned and his life hangs in the balance.

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    24 Sep 2024

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    James Bond never looks at Q unless he wants something.

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    23 Sep 2024

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    Q waits.

    He waits 12 days before he realises it wasn’t a hoax, or a diversion, or whatever else he figured Bond had up his sleeve.

    At 24 days Q finishes the Walther he programmed to Bond's palm, and puts it away safely for when Bond returns.

    At 40 days Q begins to wonder, with a curl in his stomach that feels a lot like dread, whether Bond will return at all.

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    23 Sep 2024

  6. Public Bookmark 73

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    "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."

    a canon-divergent story after 2x01 where the vote decidedly does not go in Captain Flint and John Silver's favor, and I steal from a Disney movie but somehow make it all about sex, because I ruin everything

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    23 Sep 2024

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    The first time they sleep together, it is not about love.

     

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    Bond is never poisoned by Safin. Instead, he runs off into the sunset with Madeleine and Mathilde to enjoy having a family for the first time in his life. When his past mistakes destroy his happy domesticity, he finds himself knocking on a very familiar door.

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    19 Sep 2024

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    Law doesn’t pay him any mind. Instead he takes a long drag and holds his breath, eyes ringed with kohl fluttering shut before he finally exhales. The smoke curls around his head until it dissipates, and the herby and slightly pungent smell of weed starts filling the dorm room.

    Law and Luffy get high.

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    28 Aug 2024

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    "'Spock,' Jim breathes out, completely overwhelmed by the gesture—not quite believing that Spock knows him so well, that's he's already started researching, that he trusts Jim with a member of his own endangered species."

    When Jim gets it in his head to adopt an eight year old Vulcan, Spock presents a logical solution to the issue of Jim's humanity: marriage to a Vulcan citizen.

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    14 Aug 2024

  10. Public Bookmark 80

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    Jim wants to have sex.

    Spock wants to talk about the octoploid secondary nuclei he recently found in some plants.

    Is there a middle ground ANYWHERE between these two things?

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    08 Aug 2024

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    The Enterprise is set to pick up delegates from across the Federation and take them to a meeting where they will determine the fate of a (as of now) non-Federation planet. Professionally, this is not a problem for Captain James T. Kirk. Personally, it is a little bit weird to pretend the ambassador of Vulcan and his wife aren't his boyfriend's parents.

    Journey to Babel but Kirk and Spock are dating and pretend they're not.

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    23 Jul 2024

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    Mold in the shower, burns on the carpet, and nothing but hot sauce and pickles in the kitchen. Sanji doesn't know it yet, but the apartment he's moving into—and the alpha he's sharing it with—will change his life.

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    21 Jul 2024

  13. Public Bookmark 81

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    Q's perfectly happy to be James Bond's colleague-with-benefits. Then, one night, it's not him Bond goes to. And everything changes.

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    05 Jul 2024

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    Q has been in love for two years, six months, and twelve days when James Bond walks away, leaving him with a bleeding head and a broken heart on a dark and noisy London bridge.

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    02 Jul 2024

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    “So you're stuck in my head?”

    “I am not sure terminology wise-”

    “Don’t play dumb Spock. You know what I mean.”

    “Yes Captain, I am stuck in your head,” Spock sounded resigned.

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    Jim and Spock get accidentally bonded, learn a lot about trees, get dragged into a coup, meet a god, and nearly burn down a national park.

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    25 Jun 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 24

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    Spock doesn't know how to kiss the human way. He asks Jim to teach him.

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    18 Jun 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 89

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    There was muttering amongst them, and then the man leaned further over him. Jim's gaze was met with a pair of deep brown eyes over which fanned heavy dark lashes, and he found he couldn't look away from them. He felt strands of soft, fine hair brush his cheek as they swung with the movement.

     

    "Kash-nohv," he said, moving one hand underneath Jim's head to support it and cradling his face with the other, fingers resting on his temples. "Ha?" He asked, staring at Jim's face sincerely. Jim found himself nodding, without knowing what he was agreeing to. He only knew that despite his complete vulnerability, on some deeper level this stranger made him feel safe.

     

    Captain Kirk is unable to evacuate the out of control USS Enterprise, and as a result finds himself injured and stranded on the newly discovered planet Vulcan. Thankfully, he is rescued by a Vulcan man named Spock. But why does he find himself so inexplicably drawn to this stranger? And who is responsible for the string of unlikely coincidences that led him here?

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    17 Jun 2024

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    When Spock was born, his father suspected he wouldn’t be much of a telepath, not with half human blood. But to everyone’s surprise, his telepathy is powerful and precise. By the time he is ten, he is reading his teachers’ minds when they try to read his. Sinking into another’s mind is as natural to him as opening his eyes.

    And he is curious, so curious, always. About the stars, about science, about every mind he encounters. He didn’t go to space to meld with new and exciting alien minds, but it’s definitely a perk.

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    10 Jun 2024

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    Silver gets tattooed.

    This, coincidentally, requires him to be in varying states of undress for the exact amount of time it takes for Flint to lose his fucking mind.

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    08 Jun 2024

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    They call him John the Giant.

    Flint calls himself James the Early Risk for Heart Failure.

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    07 Jun 2024

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