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Princess Arthur of Camelot has long chaffed at her father's expectations of feminine submissiveness. So when Gaius lets slip the location of a mighty dragon, Arthur seizes her chance to prove her skills, find glory, and win her father's approval. Yet the inhabitant of the glittering cavern surprises her with an odd request. Will Arthur be able to complete her quest and return to Camelot victorious?
(It's dragon sex, y'all)
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the deepest secret nobody knows by swoons for objectlesson
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
12 Nov 2025
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Samwise was grown now, and he knew that skin was a shameful thing.
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Effects of 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) on Killer Whales (Orcinus orca) by Anonymous for objectlesson
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Aug 2025
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While these findings suggest that MDMA may potentiate the formation of emotionally significant, pod-like bonds across species, the study is constrained by its single-subject design, absence of conspecific social interaction, and use of only one pharmacological agent. The ethical implications of interspecies bonding, especially when it involves neurochemical modulation and sociosexual behavior, are substantial and warrant cautious consideration. These results underscore the cognitive and emotional complexity of O. orca and invite further interdisciplinary research into empathy, social behavior, and the boundaries of ethical interaction between humans and sentient nonhuman animals.
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Months turn into years, and years turn into stability.
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[Podfic] Living After Midnight by Laura Kaye (laurakaye) for objectlesson
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
14 Apr 2025
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“Tell me, what sort of music do you listen to?” Thorin asks him, raising an eyebrow. “Do you prefer glam or thrash?”
“I—what? Simon & Garfunkel is my favorite band. I like The Smiths if I’m in a bit of a strop, Bowie if I’m feeling adventurous, I suppose,” Bilbo answers, aware there might be a note of snark coloring his words because, well. He was set up, meant to sound like a fool no matter how he answered, and he does not appreciate rude conversational traps like that. He does not appreciate anything about this situation. He does not appreciate the small, crooked, tight-lipped smile that flashes across Thorin’s face at his response, and he does not appreciate the way it makes his stomach drop.
or,
After his eccentric advisor deliberately botches Bilbo's housing application, he is forced to sublet a room with thirteen metal heads living in a condemned frat. He barely expects to survive the journey, let alone fall in love.
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John bites back the laugh at Rodney's expense and instead says, calmly, "Rodney, this is a gay bar."
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Subject: Bloomington potential visit w/c 23rd May 2379
Dear
Captain JanewayKathryn,
You mentioned a long time ago that you would show me your hometown once we got back to Earth. I have found myself with a free week, and was wondering if you were available?
Regards,
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The Adventures of Blue Eyes and Bedhead by mific for objectlesson
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis
23 Dec 2024
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Sometimes you have to forget everything to remember what's important.
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speeding through red lights (into paradise) by the_invisibility_bloke for objectlesson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2024
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Just before fifth year, true to form, Harry does something very brave and very foolish.
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While Sirius wanted Harry to be heir, he didn’t necessarily like where Kreacher was pushing the two of them… Or well… Perhaps he was worried that he liked the idea a little bit too much.
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Pegasus Miracles, by A_Storm_of_Roses (podfic) by cookiemom6067 for objectlesson
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis
26 Feb 2024
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After 6 years, dozens of planets, and countless dead Wraith, Aiden Ford returns - quieter, lonelier, and unsure.
After 7 years as a Runner, Ronon thinks he might just understand.
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Aiden and Ronon get the happy ending they both deserve.
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Closer Than Close by ghostli for objectlesson
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
28 Nov 2022
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Now your master has this kid, and she already can’t handle the responsibility of it. As soon as she finishes trying to argue to the Council that she doesn’t want you anymore, she leaves Anakin with you.
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Pinocchio's exciting first day as a real boy!
"Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', livin' doll
Got to do my best to please him just 'cause he's a livin' doll
Got a roamin' eye and that is why he satisfies my soul
Got the one and only walkin', talkin', livin' doll" -
Live Through This With Me, I Swear That I Would Die For You by ghostli for objectlesson, Blaaake
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Sep 2022
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Anakin was made up of the pure essence of all of the pretty girls Obi-Wan had fallen for in her youth. Girls who would bully her or pay her no mind, who would send her off on errands for them that she would happily, hopelessly complete while they laughed behind her back with their friends. Anakin didn’t have friends though, and somehow, by beautiful unwarranted fate, the only person who she shared a bond with was Obi-Wan.
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- Part 1 of Live Through This
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Stripped by ghostli for objectlesson
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
26 Aug 2022
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It wasn’t the development that Obi-Wan had been expecting, Anakin asking to follow him into the refresher, but it was one that made sense. Anakin wanted to see every part of him, he’d practically been inside of every part of him. He was fascinated by every inch of him as if he’d never seen a human body before, because it was Obi-Wan’s body.
"Let me see you stripped
Down to the bone
(Let me hear you
Speaking just for me)"Series
- Part 4 of Songs of Faith and Devotion
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Lightning forgets when exactly Doc is supposed to pick him up from his workout, and things get a little steamy when Doc decides to come in to check on his protégé.
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Cover Art for "tall drink of water" [podfic] by cassiope25 for Itstartedwithalex, objectlesson
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis
07 Feb 2022
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This is the Cover Art for Itstartedwithalex's podfic of objectlesson's story "tall drink of water".
John has scoured the profiles looking for any that could be Rodney, maybe, sue him, but he hasn't made a profile of his own. Dating, or even thinking about dating, seems pointless when he's already doing the whole unrequitedly-in-love-with-his-straight-best-friend-thing like it's his goddamned second job.
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"I know what an erection is, Laurence," Temeraire said impatiently, although there was a note of pride in his voice. "But Maximus told me that men only get them when they are excited."
Laurence resolved to speak to Berkley about what his dragon relayed to Temeraire of their more vulgar personal conversations. "I assure you that is categorically untrue, my dear," he managed finally.
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Dazed and Consumed by haztobegood for objectlesson
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Actor RPF
30 Nov 2021
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Getting motorboated in Rob’s kitchen wasn’t what he expected when he was offered a revolutionary new food, but he could care less about food while Rob’s mouth is on him.
An Ode to one unforgettable interview, two iconic photoshoots, and four glorious nipples.
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When Merlin told him he was a dragonlord, this isn’t exactly what Arthur had in mind.