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    I’M SORRY! @Tachythanatous · 9/12/822

    BALEFIRE I’M REALLY SORRY IT WAS MY BAD!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO IT! I tried to take back the shadow shard but i wasn’t fast enough :(

    MY BELOATHED NEMESIS!! PLEASE COME BACK! I’LL DO ANYTHING TO BRING HER BACK!! I’LL REVIVE HER! I’LL PAY THE BILLS!

    also not gonna lie, talking about getting no bitches at the time of a national tragedy is a bit disrespectful

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    flora 🔥 @balefires_thighs · 9/12/822

    you killed her you have no right to talk about disrespect!! DIE NOW

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    I’M SORRY! @Tachythanatous · 9/12/822

    i’m literally an 18yo minor but ok 🥺

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    Your supervillain nemesis feels bad about almost killing you so he writes a frantic apology on Twitter. It spirals.

    (Death faking, fanfiction, government conspiracies, celebrity culture, and all the mess in between.)

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    13 Sep 2024

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    what the fuck. this is amazing. blue bats mcc 9 vibes SO GOOD here, even if theyre only here in spirit. genuinely, a wonderful use of this unconventional format, i felt like i knew each character so well, which is hard even when i know them already. the best YA dystopia i've read in YEARS.

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    12 Jun 2024

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    HELL YEAH!! SPACE EPIC! WILLIAM IS MORALLY AND ETHICALLY REALLY IFFY! ASHE IS A BADASS!!

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    14 Apr 2024

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    what the fuck this is amazing. makes me feel patriotic but about humanity as a whole. fuck yeah. we are scrappy rat bastards. NO BONES ON MARS

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    Orochimaru makes an adjustment in his sales pitch to Sasuke in the Forest of Death and everything changes as a result.
    The Leaf is corrupt, Team Seven is disillusioned and Kakashi suddenly has to figure out how to keep three overpowered Genin safe on the run when the whole world wants to take a bite out of them.

    A couple of steps to the side may take the path an entirely new direction, a few words chosen differently and the story may have an entirely new ending, and a small band of underestimated and untethered ninja who choose each other above anything else may shift the whole world on its axis.

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    11 Apr 2024