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    “SecUnit, what’s your favorite smell?” Double ugh. How the fuck was I supposed to answer this without being rude?

    “I like it when there isn’t a smell.” There, that was a positive spin on my negativity, I guess. Maybe I should have lied, though. Everyone in the shuttle was frowning to some degree. Way to bring down the mood, Murderbot.

    “You don’t like any smells?” Iris asked.

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    11 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    Murderbot thinks it's bullshit that its injuries are documented in the post-mission debrief. ART has something to say about that.

    Written for the New Tidelands server writing workshop. Prompt: slip of the tongue

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    11 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    I knew it was stupid as soon as I hit the download all button.
    It was so much, it was so, so much.
    It was a whole person.
    Most of it was pain.
    And blood and boredom.

    And horror.

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    11 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    Systems restart

     

     

     

    Suddenly it was coming back online. And it was somewhere else. Not where they were supposed to be.

     

     

    Murderbot disappears.

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    11 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    SecUnits don’t get sick. They get beat up, rusty, set on fire, crushed, and/or blown up, but they don’t get sick.

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