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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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18 Aug 2025
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Sequel to The Movement of the Earth. Bella finds the cost of joining the supernatural world may be higher than she can pay.
(Originally posted on LJ/FFn in 2011. Reposted on AO3 for access.)
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- Part 2 of The Movement of the Earth
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14 Dec 2024
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Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."
(Originally posted on LJ/FFn in 2010. Reposted on AO3 for access.)
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- Part 1 of The Movement of the Earth
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- 16/16
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12 Dec 2024
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You know how Edward offered to let Bella and Jacob make puppies? And we all secretly wondered how that would go? Yeah. It's one of those. Set post-Eclipse.
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- 10/10
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09 Dec 2024
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If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
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- Part 1 of Sin's Dreamland Collection
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- 39/39
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02 Oct 2024
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27 Sep 2024
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Hermione Granger is lost.
More than a year after the war, she struggles to find the right path for her life outside of Hogwarts. Still haunted by fear and loss, and faced with a new world that seems less promising than she’s always imagined, Hermione feels herself caught at a dead end — and the nightmares don’t help, either.
When she runs into a familiar face on the night of her birthday, Hermione feels a spark of hope for the first time in a long time. Then, an opportunity for a fresh start presents itself, along with an old nemesis who seems to reignite her need to fight: both for herself, and for the life she’s always wanted.
Hermione jumps headfirst into a journey that forces her to face all of the things she wants to forget, while learning to cherish the messy, beautiful things she is called to remember — scars and all.
A post-war, slow-burn, enemies to lovers Dramione story about healing, redemption, and second chances. Featuring a full cast of your favourite snarky Slytherins.
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26 Sep 2024
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Would you rather live a life full of regret or remorse?
After the end of the War, Hogwarts established a new tradition: weekly vigils to foster unity and honor the fallen.
The student body... did not share the same reverence.
The teachers called them Remembrance Vigils.
The students called them Revels.Swathed in candlelight and surrounded by their drunken classmates, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, both haunted by the war and struggling to find connection, find themselves isolated from everyone else... except each other.
-- NOW COMPLETE --
cover art: jaxxinabox
betas: LiloLilyAnn & ribbonofsunshine- Language:
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22 Sep 2024
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Draco Malfoy was in exile, though they called it protection. It was the summer after sixth year and he'd taken Dumbledore's offer, defected to the other side and been sent away to a small town in Italy for his troubles.
No magic, few rules, and not a lot to do -- until Hermione Granger arrived.What do you do when you're thrown into exile with the last person you wanted? You live like there's no tomorrow...
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- Part 1 of Light and Dark
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- English
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- 146,880
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- 29/29
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- 47
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13 Sep 2024
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The Prosecutor & The Potioneer: The Case of the Hidden Agent by scullymurphy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Aug 2025
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A serial killer is on the loose in magical Britain, targeting members of a shadowy society seeking to abolish the Statue of Secrecy. As bodies pile up, Head Prosecutor Hermione Granger struggles to crack the case—until renowned potioneer and sometime gentleman detective Draco Malfoy steps in.
Reluctantly teaming up to solve the mystery, Malfoy and Granger fight mutual mistrust and a tension that’s no longer strictly about old prejudices. As they navigate increasingly risky exploits, their professional partnership may spark into something more, although each is terrified of what that could mean. However the risk to their hearts pales in comparison to the real threat: the ruthless killer who has them both in the crosshairs.**The first in a planned series of noirish detective stories with Malfoy and Granger as crime-solving partners**
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10 Sep 2024
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Hermione Granger goes out to see a new band and the lead singer turns out to be the *last* person she expects. A short story of the night Hermione and Draco first met ... again.
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- 4/4
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10 Sep 2024
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Hermione snapped to attention, “Hullo, Malfoy, I believe I had this first,” she said sweetly, but with steel in her tone, tugging the book toward her as they both lifted it off the shelf.
He didn’t let go.
“Ahh, Granger,” he replied. “I think I actually cadged it by a half second. Seeker's reflexes, you know.” This said with a raised eyebrow and slight dip of his chin.
Hermione tightened her grip, bracing herself against such weapons as charm and rakish eyebrows, but damn it he was gorgeous.
“Granger?”
She gave herself a mental shake, “Em, that tactic might work on the witches you mix with, Malfoy, but I’m quite certain that I was here first. And I need this book to finish my Christmas list. It goes home with me.” She tugged the book, and him, toward her.
His eyebrows went up again, but he didn’t relinquish his grip. In fact, her pulled her closer.- Language:
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09 Sep 2024
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It's Valentine's Day and the Ministry has cooked up a new type of torture in the form of a 'Muggle Movie Valentine's Mixer'. Romantic film character costumes are required and though Hermione Granger hates Valentine's Day, it's mandatory - so she's decided to re-purpose an old Halloween costume and go as Buttercup from The Princess Bride. Unbeknownst to her, her annoying(ly hot) co-worker Draco Malfoy is planning something from the same film... When they see each other at the party, snark erupts and sparks fly. Whatever will they do to work out the unbearable tension???
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09 Sep 2024
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Hermione's last boyfriend is a twat who made her feel cold and unlovable. Draco is here to demonstrate that her ex is full of shit.
Porn with *very little* plot. Entirely POV Draco.- Language:
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09 Sep 2024
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Ginny's let a ski chalet in Switzerland for a pre-Christmas weekend with friends. It's beautiful, cozy and festive, but there aren't enough beds, which means Hermione and Draco will (reluctantly) have to share. And then, of course, they get snowed in...
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- 3/3
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09 Sep 2024
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Draco and Hermione are working overtime. It's late, they've gotten into the whisky and Hermione's self-control is at an all-time low -- especially once Draco starts rolling his sleeves.
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08 Sep 2024
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Albus and Scorpius work together at a record store and are soft for each other. Nuff said.
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08 Sep 2024
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Encroachment by granger_danger, scullymurphy for PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jun 2021
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An escalating epistolary pissing contest between Lucius Malfoy and Percy Weasley over the buoy boundary of the swimming area at Camp Pigwidgeon.
Inspired by Attention Seeking Behavior by PacificRimbaud and set in the Rare Pair Spring Fling 2020 Summer Camp universe.
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08 Sep 2024
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"When, against our better judgment, everyone within hearing range has given Josh the attention he craves, we can all see that he’s pointing. Everyone, except Neville, glances reflexively towards the wide and meticulously maintained gray plank dock to the west of the cordoned swim area.
I try not to, but as I said: it’s a reflex.
She’s wearing a white bikini. She has two of them. White bikinis. And breasts, obviously."
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08 Sep 2024
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“I was saying you’re moreish.” He was looking up at her, eyes a little darker now, but touched with amusement.
“Moreish?”
“Yes,” he ducked his head and his tongue slipped over her again.
“FUCK!” Her toes curled. He hummed against her and the vibrations sent her even further.
Then he stopped again. “It’s really quite similar in flavour profile to what we were eating earlier.” He sounded struck by the comparison.
“What?”
“The pumpkin thingy.”
“Are you comparing me to a pumpkin pie?” She lifted her head and looked at him.
“Yes, It’s really very close—” He dove back down. “Let me just see...”
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08 Sep 2024