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In which Uzi Doorman denies, denies, denies, denies, denies, denies, denies, and denies until he can deny no longer.
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- Part 1 of Denial
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Extra bits of Sometimes Denial Is All We Have.
Like unused scenes, drafts, and etc I've decided to dump here.
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- Part 2 of Denial
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Lost in the Woods by perfectlycuckoo for ActivelyUseless
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
21 Jul 2025
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In which Uzi Doorman gets into a conflict she's not sure how to handle.
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After trying to kill herself, Uzi didn't expect to be met with an angel who was apparently assigned to collect her soul when she died. He was sweet, kind, and incredibly supportive as he believed in Uzi to continue living her life despite how she had already given up on herself.
It was safe to say that Uzi liked this angel very, very much.
She couldn't wait to see him.
Again and again and again.
And no one could stop her.
Or; Uzi is a human, and N is her Angel of Death.
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The Mermaid Who Became My Mother by perfectlycuckoo for MrSilvers
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
26 Mar 2025
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Having controlling parents sucked, especially when you were a mermaid princess. So it was only natural that Tessa would one day flee her kingdom, leaving everything behind in hopes of starting a new and better life on land.
Despite succeeding in that, it didn't mean she still wasn't worried about one day turning into her parents though.
Or; Tessa is a runaway mermaid princess, while N and Cyn are the human children she may or may not end up adopting.
That depends on her level of self control really.
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- Part 1 of Magic Fish Can Totally Fly
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At age five, they are 'born' in a prison toilet, emerging clad in matching color-coded sweaters and filled with destructive vigor. Chaos incarnate, they say, but what is nature, and what is nurture?
They stand shakily, coughing out any lingering water, and are immediately drawn into a tight hug. The chimp is loud in their ears and It’s annoying; they’re sore and pressed against each other painfully, so Red pushes the chimp away. Red hovers and lifts the chimp off its feet--an instinctual thing to do, and reflects the language spoken at him back, insulting it. They don’t expect the chimp to push Red to the ground, wickedly emphasizing the word children in its stupid speech, which makes them seethe. They are, in fact, children; but to them, it rings like an insult of the highest degree.
“Hey, we ain’t no babies!” Blue says as the chimp cackles. Red punches the ground as he stands, the stone denting a small fist-shaped crater, and they swear the chimp’s eyes sparkle.
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I wanted to expand upon the Rowdyruff Boys introduction episode, and include my thoughts about the immense pressure the Puffs must go through as five-year-old child soldiers.Series
- Part 1 of inkpot stained veins
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Want to code in ao3?
Heres how!
This work will teach you how to code on ao3 from simple to more advanced techniques.
Some code featured in this work is credited to their respected authors, so be sure to check them out as well!
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- Part 1 of Ao3 C̵̬̳͕̲̪̖̉̎̂͌̿̊̈́̅o̶̬̳͇͙̤̎̄͗̈́̓̃̔̚͜͝d̷̙̹̖̳̪̞̬̗̔͐́̏̕i̶̧͈̱̣̝̍ͅn̸̛͉̤̙̭̂̾̏̏̑̈́̀̎̅̅͂g̸̢͉͈̦͍͎̮͎̭̮̉̌́̇̄̓͜ͅͅ
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Bookmarked by perfectlycuckoo
02 Apr 2025
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of course it's beastly when anybody dies by suitablyskippy
Fandoms: Malory Towers - Enid Blyton
07 Dec 2015
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It had been days since Gwendoline received attention of any kind, and in her silly selfish vanity she mistook the girls’ honest grief for the silence of a captive audience, thrilling to her every word. “Why,” she began, tossing golden curls back across her shoulder, “I remember when I was young, and Mother said I might have a kitten for my own – but then Father forbade it, and I cried for days as I mourned that kitten. It’s not quite the same as Alicia, of course, but—”
“I don’t care what anyone else says,” Darrell said, speaking up quite suddenly, “but if you don’t stop this minute, Gwen, I shall send you to Coventry for as long as I live.”
(Gwendoline had never been a good girl, nor a kind girl, and under present circumstances this seemed rather more unfortunate than ever.)
Bookmarked by perfectlycuckoo
02 Aug 2024
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Have I watched Death Note? No.
Do I know what it's essentially about? Yes.
Have I read Mallory Towers? Yes. Not every book, and it was forever ago, but I still remember some of the characters.
Either way, never have I ever expected to find this crossover. It's hilarious.
Tldr to those who know neither series: Spoilt, unliked, british school girl in a boarding school is given the Death Note.
Naturally, everyone dies.
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Wizard Cats by Heather Dursley (Keolah)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Warriors - Erin Hunter
17 Mar 2015
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Harry is a kitten living with unfriendly twolegs. Upon escaping from their house one day, he discovers a magical world of cats the twolegs are completely unaware of.
Bookmarked by perfectlycuckoo
26 Jul 2024
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This is one of the cutest, most wholesome, whimsical, and out of nowhere things I've ever read. I'm dying of sweetness reading this, and wish there was more. I really, really love this and the writing!
Harrykit is best kitten.
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N falls into a state of depression, unmotivated to do anything.
Luckily, V becomes a carer.But at the mention of Uzi, he snaps.
V slips, this is where it all spirals.- Language:
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Bookmarked by perfectlycuckoo
03 May 2024
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A pure, unadulterated horror mystery.
The first true horror fic I've read in the Murder Drones fandom that I desperately wish was more. I have so many questions, and I can only hope to one day get an answer. Or sequel.
TLDR; if you like scary stuff feel free to read this.