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    Celebrity Sex Hair by

    Fandoms: Red vs. Blue  

    15 Mar 2017

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    “Holy crap, Antoine! What happened to your hair?”

    Matthews stared at Bitters’ head, mouth agape, like the mouth breathing geek that he was, eyes filled with a level of horror typically saved for Captain Grif’s raid orders that involve sneaking past Agent Carolina, as Bitters felt his own head with a quickly growing sense of horror.

    Bitters was going to FUCKING kill someone. Probably a Fed someone, but Fed or not, someone was going to die.

     

    Bitters wakes up with his hair mutilated, and the Reds and Blues take care of their own.

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    31 Mar 2026

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    Noradrenaline by for creatrixanimi

    Fandoms: Red vs. Blue  

    19 Mar 2018

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    It’s like the jitters, but it’s been days since Grif’s tasted coffee.

    Eyes wide, he doesn’t remember the last time he blinked, though he knows he must have at some point. Blood pumping furiously through his veins, roaring in his ears. Grif thinks his heart might explode. If a bullet doesn’t get to him first.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Quantity Over Quality by

    Fandoms: Red vs. Blue  

    04 Apr 2020

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    Project Freelancer is experimenting with giving their Agents AIs to help run their equipment. They're vague on the details of how they procured the AIs in the first place. And why those AIs are so fucking stupid.

    What's certain, though, is that PFL is in for a whole lot of chaos.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    i got those jetpack blues by

    Fandoms: Red vs. Blue  

    15 Nov 2017

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    Tucker is fine. He's always fine. His nightmares have nothing on Locus' or Wash's. So it's his job to help them put themselves back together. Because he can take it.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Macaroni and Power Armor by

    Fandoms: Red vs. Blue  

    28 Mar 2015

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    It was just supposed to be a fucking job. But then, like everything else in Tucker’s miserable life, it snowballed. It snowballed into a fucking avalanche until he was knocking on Wash’s door at four in the morning desperate and exhausted and ready to beg for help. Because he was not cut out for this shit. He was a lover, not a father.

    AU in which Tucker is the worst (best?) babysitter that the Mother of Invention has ever seen. And things go about as terribly as you might expect them to.

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    26 Dec 2025