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gotta listen well (only matters how you'll sell) by stillateenageabomination
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
29 May 2024
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It was almost comical, the way that they both spun, wide-eyed, like a couple of cartoon characters. Processing the little details the way he’d been trained to do so for as long as he could remember, Dick caught the instinctual motion of Peter’s hand straying to his gun holster.
Catalina Flores smiled at him, her eyes drifting up and down his figure with what had to be a deliberately slow speed.
Dick’s breath caught in his throat, thick and tight. He flinched backwards and knocked into Peter. It was a small, almost imperceptible motion he was sure that not even Peter picked up on, but the way her grin widened told him everything. He found himself switching to emergency mode, planning out exit strategy and how to minimize destruction, but it was severely hindered by the fact that he couldn’t look away.
He’d torn his gaze off of her once. It’d been on that rooftop. As rain had beaten down on his already bruised body, he’d shut his eyes tight. Her acrylic nails on his skin had instantly left welts, even before she buried them in, deeper, asking for more and more and more, until he was just that dried-out husk she’d left him as.
or, while undercover as Neal Caffrey, Dick runs into Catalina Flores.
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- Part 17 of Abomination Does Whumptober 2023
Bookmarked by chloethebananana (pls_dont_mind_me)
11 Jun 2024
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What You Will in New York by EstaJay
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types
08 Jun 2024
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The best way to find your missing twin: have one of his contacts mistake you for him.
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- Part 1 of Didymos
Bookmarked by chloethebananana (pls_dont_mind_me)
11 Jun 2024
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While You Were Missing by caffeinatedbasil
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
03 Aug 2024
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A familiar redheaded child darts across the bullpen with a shout of “PAPA!” and barrels into Jason’s arms.
“Lian–” He breathes.
Jason's undercover work as Neal Caffrey is difficult for several reasons. He didn't anticipate that single parenting would be one of them, though.
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- Part 1 of Triple Red
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 85,629
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 2,367
- Kudos:
- 7,768
- Bookmarks:
- 1,862
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- 112,899
Bookmarked by chloethebananana (pls_dont_mind_me)
11 Jun 2024
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The Startling Secret Identity of The Batman by Nokomis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
06 Mar 2021
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Good evening, super-sleuths! Boy, do we have a treat for you today. We’re delving into one of the biggest unsolved mysteries of the modern era. The million-dollar question. The billion-dollar question, if one of these theories holds water.
That’s right. We’re gonna risk life, limb and sanity by asking the question… who is The Batman?
[In-universe Buzzfeed Unsolved accidentally stumbles on Batman’s secret identity. The Batfam reacts.]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,421
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 23
- Comments:
- 484
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- 11,857
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- 3,193
- Hits:
- 79,581
Bookmarked by chloethebananana (pls_dont_mind_me)
11 Jun 2024
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Batdad of the Year by SweetestHoney
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
05 Apr 2024
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Dick, as Neal, knows that getting drunk with the rest of the white collar agents isn't the best idea. When he ends up sharing a little too much information about who he really is in a game of Never Have I Ever, he starts to worry that he might have fucked up his cover beyond repair. So he does what any sensible person would do: he makes a drunk, worried phonecall to everyone's favorite batdad, who in turn shows up to put the fear of the bat into anyone who would dare try to hurt his son.
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31 May 2024
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Sometimes When it Rains by BohemianRhapsodyInBlue
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
12 Apr 2023
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“Don’t… touch me, I’m…“ He slurred sleepily. Sara lifted her head a little to see his face scrunched up in his sleep.
She frowned pushing herself up into a sitting position, resigning herself to the idea that she wasn’t going to get back to sleep any time soon.
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Dick has a nightmare about that night on the roof.
Bookmarked by pls_dont_mind_me
25 May 2024
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Presenting Presents by BabyBinch
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types
28 Oct 2021
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Ra's keeps leaving gifts for Tim at his Undercover gig with the White Collar Unit. Tim doesn't appreciate it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,065
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 59
- Kudos:
- 2,196
- Bookmarks:
- 260
- Hits:
- 14,071
Bookmarked by pls_dont_mind_me
25 May 2024
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Alvin Caffrey and Family by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra), Raccoonwriter
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
04 Nov 2025
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A knock on the door changes Neal’s life in a way he never expected, gives him a challenge more difficult than his most gruelling heist or con. He’ll need to depend on those closest to him like he never has before.
Or, Neal find out he has a son. And it’s not just any kid, it’s a Malone
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- 6
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- 278
Bookmarked by chloethebananana (pls_dont_mind_me)
22 May 2024
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Every order Dick gave had a phantom trace of Batman.
Dick, Bruce, and their relationship with language and each other.
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21 May 2024
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Batman Does Not Recieve a Computer Virus, Inconvienient for Everyone Involved by Anonymous
Fandoms: DCU
15 May 2024
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To Bruce Wayne:
I don’t believe your eldest has ever told you that we worked together, judging by the things he’s done to prevent me giving you this footage.
Unfortunately for both of us, not repeating our partnership was apparently more important to him than you finding out. I’m a man of my word, so here it is: a demonstration of what exactly Robin did in those few months.
Tell my Little Bird I said hi.
Bruce put the letter down and looked over at the USB chip sitting on the desk.
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Bruce learns about the apprentice arc from Teen Titans.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,478
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 26
- Kudos:
- 447
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- 63
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- 3,463
Bookmarked by pls_dont_mind_me
19 May 2024
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Space cellmates by BoredomBeckons
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Aug 2022
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Superman is kidnapped by aliens whilst conducting an interview as Clark Kent. He feels guilty about the poor civilian who got caught up in this mess with him.
“Mr Wayne. Please take this seriously.”
“I take everything seriously Superman. I’m Batman.”
“Look, it’s obvious you don’t believe me…”
“I do believe you.”
“…but I really am Superman, and I want you to know that whatever happens I will do my best to protect you.”
“Since your powers are being hindered it seems to me that I’ll be the one protecting you.”
“Right,” Clark sighed, not bothering to argue.
“Because I’m Batman.”
“Sure.”- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,417
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 200
- Kudos:
- 8,129
- Bookmarks:
- 1,186
- Hits:
- 38,276
Bookmarked by pls_dont_mind_me
19 May 2024
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Wally probably shouldn’t have gone on his class trip. Not after what happened the night before. But he’s here now. Might as well make the most of it.
It’s great until it’s not.
TL;DR… Wally West gets left behind in Europe, and that’s only the start of his problems
Bookmarked by pls_dont_mind_me
15 May 2024
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The Many Colors of Robins by Hawaiianpurplewolf
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
12 Jan 2024
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Inspired by @strawberrylet on tumblr
Basically, the Batfamily doesn't acknowledge that there have been different Robins, and try to gaslight the Justice League into thinking that they're all the same person. Yes, even Steph. Told from Clark's POV, it was supposed to be lighthearted, fluffy, and humorous and then Jason died and it got pretty angsty. Sorry.
Bookmarked by pls_dont_mind_me
13 May 2024
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based on this tumblr post
"A Statistics teacher in Gotham makes a graph comparing times when Bruce Wayne goes on long vacations with times Batman gets beaten up really badly by villains to illustrate to his class how correlation does not equal causation."
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- Part 1 of Living With Your Secret Identity (one shots)
- Part 1 of College Disaster
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,751
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 28
- Comments:
- 566
- Kudos:
- 9,699
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- 1,662
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- 77,726
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13 May 2024
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What NOT To Do When Keeping Your Vigilante Identity A Secret: A Guide By Midoriya Izuku (and the Dekusquad) by DarkColdSummer
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Feb 2021
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“Eraserhead’s students,” Villain #1 states smugly.
They all exchange looks at each other, and Momo thinks she gets what they’re saying. Thinks. She refrains, just in case she got it wrong.
“…Yes?” Iida asks, interrupting the villain before he can say anything else.
“Who’s Eraserhead?” And isn’t that a trip to hear Midoriya saying, especially since he was the first to actually figure out who Aizawa-sensei was.
“We’re students?” Surprisingly, it’s Todoroki who says this, completely deadpan.
“What are students?” Uraraka chirps cheerfully.
…Momo does not think that any of them really understood each other.
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Three times one of the “Dekusquad” found out about, helped, and/or joined Midoriya’s nighttime activities, one time their teacher found out and that time the entire class did.
(aka, i had this strange urge for a canon-verse midoriya who decides to be a vigilante partway through the school year and has really supportive friends, and so i wrote it.)
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,673
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 15
- Comments:
- 86
- Kudos:
- 5,715
- Bookmarks:
- 843
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- 54,564
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12 May 2024
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Who's they? by LipsOfFrost
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
28 May 2020
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Clark was staying at the farm for a few days to take a break from the cape and spend time with Ma. And people generally don't trust strangers knocking on their doors, but the Kents could never refuse someone in need of help.
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Bruce's truck breaks down in the middle of nowhere, and he's desperate. Also... there's something fishy about the Kent family.
Bookmarked by pls_dont_mind_me
10 May 2024
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Dick Grayson, Nightwing and other Unrelated Coincidences by StarlightDreamer16
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
31 Mar 2024
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Dick Grayson, a Bludhaven fed, has been assigned to observe the Justice League from the inside on behalf of the United States government.
Nightwing, a respected Justice League member, is away on an undercover mission to infiltrate the FBI.
These things are not related.
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The Non-Bat affiliated members of the League share one braincell and it's missing presumed dead.
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5 + 1 times the Justice League don't know that Dick Grayson is Nightwing and one time they find out
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- Part 3 of AAAN (Assigned Adult At Nine)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,899
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 918
- Kudos:
- 8,268
- Bookmarks:
- 1,503
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- 76,209
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10 May 2024
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Batting in the Wings by Jedi_Olympian
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
07 Jun 2023
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Love is an amazing thing, so when the Justice League believes that their resident paranoid isolationist has found it, they’re happy for him, even if Wally was hardcore crushing on the lover boy.
Or another Justice League thinks Batman and Nightwing are dating.
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- Part 2 of Jedi_Olympian's DC Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,638
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 32
- Comments:
- 336
- Kudos:
- 18,137
- Bookmarks:
- 3,234
- Hits:
- 113,385
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10 May 2024
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Cute But Deadly by Starlight Sakura (PastelGlitterPen)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Nov 2022
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The Dresqill had been a planet of conquerors that plagued the solar system, colonizing planets and enslaving their inhabitants.
Until Oblivion. Or Terra, as it was later renamed by the Council. The Dresquill ventured into the distant solar system only to send back frenzied reports and distress signals. It's unclear if they were left to die on that planet or if they were simply exterminated before help could arrive, but the reports they sent were saved and served as a warning to avoid Oblivion.
Now traffickers have managed to capture two creatures from Oblivion, placing them in the same cells as the other prisoners in an attempt to torture them. But perhaps these beings have been misunderstood this whole time? They look like of cute-- Nope, they're deadly.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,374
- Chapters:
- 10/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 789
- Kudos:
- 6,929
- Bookmarks:
- 1,913
- Hits:
- 89,538
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01 May 2024
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Custody Case #1470: Kal-El v Nel-Kann by undead_science
Fandoms: DCU, Young Justice - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
17 Jul 2024
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Neal is a Kryptonian who came to earth in early adulthood, and he is NOT happy with Superman.
Bookmarked by pls_dont_mind_me
29 Apr 2024