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    "The crown suits you, you know," said Ser Duncan over the cacophony, bringing Baelor back to himself. "Makes you look... you know. Kingly. Which I suppose makes sense, seeing as how you're the king now." A look of anguish crossed his face. "Oh, hells, I shouldn't be calling you 'you,' should I? It's 'Your Grace.' Please don't take—"

    Baelor resisted the urge to rest his hand against the lad's back, as one might soothe a skittish horse. "No offense was taken, ser."

    "Thank you," Ser Duncan said, then immediately amended, "thank Your Grace...ness. Seven fucks, I'm getting another drink." And he whirled away into the throng before Baelor could say a word.


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    Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”

    “Um.” He coughs.

    “Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.

    Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.

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    The man Jopson thought he was; disbelieving in ghost stories and sceptic of the idea of purgatory; was now convinced he lived in one. Crozier was not the man Jopson thought he’d been all these years, and although this realisation should’ve startled him, terrify him even, it drew him closer, nearer to the Captain, with a desire not unlike a sailor being summoned by a siren.

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    "His body sings, it screams - 'I’m made for you. I can feel the end of you, like the end of me. I’m sick with it.'"

     

    Canonverse AU where the Ackerman bond manifests as a genetic illness, flaring up when your liege is in danger.

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    “To put it bluntly, gentlemen, for the next few weeks I’m going to be unfit for polite company. I’ve been going around for years with a sedative in my system, and now that it’s drained my body is…extremely sensitive to any sort of provocation." Francis rubbed his hands on his trouser leg, trying not to think about how good it felt. "It seems I’m to act like a boy first discovering what his prick can do again.”

    Lead-free living and no alcohol means Francis' libido is through the roof as his body adjusts to life back in England. Luckily he has his good friends and crewmates Jopson and Fitzjames to see him through this hardship. Not that either of them would ever want someone as old and weary as Francis, although both of them have been acting oddly since Francis informed them of his condition...

    Crozier's BDE is too powerful and Jopson and James conspire on how to Get Some from their oblivious Captain - the fic.

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    24 Sep 2024