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I don't mind if you don't mind (can you read my mind?) by SultryNuns for WillowingScribe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jun 2024
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She’s miscalculated, staring at him openly, so she captures the abrupt way in which his head snaps up from his work. As a consequence, they’re now looking at each other, which is awkward, but at least he doesn’t know what she’s been thinking about.
And then, Draco, usually still as a graveyard if never as quiet as one, twirls his wand again.
And again.
Watching her all the while, considering her.
Hermione has a good sense for when she’s in danger, or an overwrought system that feels as though she always is, but either way, she slams a barrier around her mind, exerts her own graceless occlumency. He knows.
And worse, he’s been driving her insane intentionally.
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17 Jun 2024
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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27 May 2024
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Scary Partner Privilege by Nightbloom7 for Maï Maktês (maimaktes)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Sep 2023
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Hermione and Draco are forced into an extremely reluctant partnership as Aurors. Featuring deviously clever Hermione and sarcastic cinnamon roll Draco (who is hiding a hairy, overlarge secret). Together they solve crime, get in trouble and, eventually, pine for each other such as the idiots they are.
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20 May 2024
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He sighed, stirring more sugar into his tea. “Exactly how bad is this going to be, Pansy?”
There was a very long pause. “Look. Draco and I are engaged.”
“Er,” Harry said, slowly. “Congratulations? Except, um, you do know -”
Pansy glanced up, looking almost amused. “That he’s stupidly in love with Hermione?”
“I was more going to say that she was stupidly in love with him.”
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30 Apr 2024
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Helen is on her way to university when her car breaks down in the middle of a rainstorm. She goes to closest house asking for help, and a strange, reclusive man named Draco Malfoy answers.
He brings her inside, generously giving her a change of clothes and food to eat.
She’s almost perfect, he tells her when she wakes up in his basement. He only needs to change her a little bit and she'll be almost exactly like Hermione Granger.
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19 Dec 2023
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(OLD VERSION) Malfoy Men Are Not Heroes (NOW MOVED TO A MULTICHAPTER FIC) by Hypothetically
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Oct 2022
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The indignation radiated off of Draco as he observed them; Hermione Granger might be a lot of things, a mudblood, a swotty cunt, and a nuisance to fucking society, but she was not a coward.
She did not make herself smaller for the likes of men.
He respected the way she never shied away from her true nature, even in his hatred of everything she was. Her spirit was strong despite her dirty blood. That is the reason he sought so hard to break it.
( Attempted rape is not between Draco and Hermione)
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13 Dec 2023
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Fired from her job and enjoying the views from rock bottom after a nasty break-up with Ron, Hermione takes up a job as a journalist for Quidditch Digest. Draco Malfoy, playing for Falmouth, is the league's star seeker. And getting to know him is the last thing on Hermione's priority list.
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07 Dec 2023
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Hermione Granger should have known her first holiday in over five years would be more 'shit hits the fan' than 'sex on the beach.' A promise of a two-week bon voyage on a wizarding island was surely slipping away right before her eyes. She bloody should have known.
When Ginny finally convinces Hermione to join her on a two-week island holiday, hilarity ensues as it turns out they're not the only ones vacationing on the magical island, Serena Aquae. And when their own lodging doesn't work out, who just so happens to have extra room in his suite...?
Classic, vacation-vibe Dramione story with several classic tropes: same hotel suite, forced proximity, mild jealousy etc. Lots of humor, angst, but overall a lighthearted read.
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- 14/14
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07 Dec 2023
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Reasons why being in love with Draco Malfoy is wholly unacceptable:
1. He is insufferable
2. He is married
3. He is her academic rival
4. Now, unhappily, he is also her colleague, and they are meant to be collaborating
5. Professional boundaries ought to be observed with colleagues
5b. Especially when her application for tenure is fully dependent on forging a successful academic collaboration with said colleague
6. It is not compatible with her five-year plan (see items 1-5 for specifics)Hermione has a deeply compelling list of reasons not to be in love with Draco Malfoy. To her dismay, when her department chair at St. Mungo's Medical School forces her into close proximity with Malfoy for the sake of undertaking an alchemy collaboration, she begins to develop romantic feelings she never meant to have.
Desperate to remedy this lamentable affliction, she invents a potion that can reverse the state of being in love. The only trouble is, she can’t seem to bring herself to take it.
Or: In which Hermione tries to force quit being in love.
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27 Nov 2023
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“We’re actually banking on the media attention,” Harry said, mildly. “I don’t want you going as someone else.”
“She’s going to have to go with someone else,” Malfoy said. “End of story.”
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22 Oct 2023
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It took Draco Malfoy five years of semi-competent adulthood to realise that not every disparaging thought needed to be verbalised.
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24 Sep 2023
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01 Sep 2023
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Harry's been captured by Death Eaters, while Ron and Hermione have taken a prisoner of their own: Draco Malfoy. What is Hermione willing to do to find Harry?
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31 Aug 2023
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“Why,” Hermione groaned, feeling her face go white-hot. Of all days?
She trudged on, giving a tight smile and praying for the earth to open up and swallow her whole. Because this was just perfect, wasn’t it? They looked objectively cool, while she (a grown twenty-seven year old) was dressed like a princess in the middle of the fucking day. She supposed it could be worse –how? She didn’t know.
AKA: the one where Hermione Granger (whilst dressed as a princess) meets biker Draco Malfoy.
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22 Aug 2023
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February 14th is just another day at the office for Hermione Granger.
Shame no one else got the memo.
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11 Jun 2023
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Hermione wakes up in a strange cottage with no way beyond the hedge. She’s having trouble remembering how she got here.
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05 Apr 2023
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“I need you to have sex with me.”
Draco stared at her, sure he had misheard. “Pardon?”
Hermione looked up at the ceiling, taking a deep breath. “I have it on good— I have heard— oh bloody hell,” she muttered. “I’m bad in bed. I need practice.”
His lungs had entirely stopped working. “Practice,” he repeated dully.
“Yes, practice.”
“At sex.”
“At sex.”
“And you came to me why?”
“Because what else are we going to do here this month?”
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- Part 1 of call it what you want
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27 Mar 2023
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Mystery Work
Part of My hidden Dramione stories_WitchsDream
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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09 Mar 2023
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She’d been feeding the boy poison for weeks. Angel’s hair, silver-grey and grown from seed in church soil, crushed in holy water with baby’s breath plucked under a new moon. A benign brew, and by all accounts the most innocent thing she’d concocted in over seven hundred years. But for once, Hermione wasn’t doing the devil’s bidding. She was going to reverse it.
Or: Hermione and Draco have a marital spat on the night of their anniversary.
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- 1/1
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02 Mar 2023
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Two Hogwarts professors spend an entire academic year trying to convince themselves - and everyone else - that they aren’t completely, irrevocably in love with each other.
Their success rates vary.
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16 Feb 2023