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“I think as long as you're not being an asshole, I’d rather just fuck you instead,” Kyle’s lips brush against Cartman’s as he says this, a flush spreading with the heat that travels down his chest.
“I can be nice,” Cartman answers.
“Yeah?”
“I can be so fucking nice,” He stresses.
(UPDATE: 12/4/25 - This is currently being rewritten a chapter at a time until I'm no longer embarrassed)
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26 Oct 2025
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This is all to lead up to a simple fact that had been proven true the more time Eric hung around Kyle’s house: Ike was becoming a brother to Eric.
Ike opens up to Eric about some issues he's having at school, so Eric decides to tell a story from his childhood.
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20 Oct 2025
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As Eric Cartman grew into his teenage years, alone and rejected by his peers, he thought he was fine being all alone.
That is, until an unlikely party gets involved and stirs up more trouble than he bargained for.
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19 Oct 2025
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Kyle Brofloski has always been easily annoyed with Eric Cartman, however, once he uncovers a secret Cartman is holding; everything changes. He no longer see’s him as someone irritating, but as a game he is willing to indulge in. Their game continues as they fall more invested in each other and their lives.
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10 Oct 2025
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Cartman thought he had everything he could possibly want: A multi-million dollar company, an attractive husband, and the world at his fingertips. When Kyle has enough of his arrogance and neglect after the birth of their son, Cartman comes to realize there are more important things than image and money. Will he be able to win his family back?
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02 Oct 2025