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i can be your sugar (when you’re fiendin’ for that sweet spot) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Mar 2026
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Jon has a bit of a secret. It’s not one he’s ever fully admitted aloud, locked away only to be utilized when he’s in the safety of his apartment. Jon likes bigger people. You’ll be hard pressed to find an ex of his that wasn’t twice his size or larger. However, Jon is a bit of a menace, and one of the things he’s done in the past is simply… enable.
Enable a cheeky night out, a delivery order, a large greasy pizza (or two). It’s fine, you can start tomorrow, you’ll be okay, it’s just a diet.
Not to say he’s not fully supportive of his partner trying to go on a diet, because he is! Jon just… also likes the failure binge and the rebound weight gain so much more.
Or…
Martin tries another diet. Jon decides to meddle.
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put your lovin' where your mouth is by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
10 Jan 2026
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Since Martin and Jon are the people placed “in the bride and groom’s corners” for Tim and Sasha’s wedding, they’re the ones in charge of putting together the stag and hen dos for both the bride and groom. Which would be fine if they wanted a wine and cheese night, maybe a movie night painting along with Bob Ross tutorials while drunk, but Tim specifically said he wanted to go to a gay bar. Martin and bars don’t mix, too loud and packed and overstimulating, and Jon and bars haven’t mixed since before he started his job at the Archives. But, the best man's job is the best man’s job, so Martin does his research on the best queer club in London.
It doesn't help that Jon knows the bartender.
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A no-fears au with Jealous Martin meeting one of Jon's friends from college for the first time. (and bathroom sex ensues).
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fill me up like a prophecy (put the fear of god in me) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Jan 2026
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Jon’s probably not going to be home until after lunch, giving Martin an hour to do whatever he pleases, and… so…
He goes into their room and pulls out the little go bag of sex toys they’ve built up in their time there, sifting through until he finds the plug-in wand vibrator they’ve used a couple times. Martin prefers the bigger wands as there’s no way for the head to get caught in his front hole, but– the idea of that today makes him kind of dizzy.
Or, Martin fucks himself with a wand vibrator and gets caught by Jon.
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lovers in the bathroom (and a line outside the door) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jan 2026
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Shane looks up from where he’d been dissociating, staring at the design of the wood in the bar top. He’s face to face with the bartender, a shockingly tall, curly haired blond man. He’s wearing a sleek black button-up buttoned halfway, exposing his chest and a chain that Shane could just imagine dangling in his face. He raises his eyebrows, as if waiting for him to respond– Shane has to do a double take to make sure that he’s even talking to him at all.
“Me?” Shane points to himself.
The blond turns to look at the rest of the bar. “Is no one else here but you. So…”
Or Shane meets a handsome bartender after being stood up on a date. Bathroom shenanigans ensue.
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i’ve been bad, Santa (a little fun never hurt no one) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Dec 2025
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It’s the archival Christmas party, and Martin wants to hire a santa for the white elephant. Jon says it’s not in the budget, so Martin takes the Santa task into his own hands.
Jon learns something new about himself, by way of fucking one jolly fat man later that night.
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Spice up your life (come get a freak) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Sep 2025
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The thing about being trapped in a never ending karmic cycle of working for a Fear Entity is– your priorities change. What you view as important just… isn’t anymore.
But birthdays have always been important to Martin, so they're important to Jon.
Or…
It’s Martin’s birthday while they’re in the safehouse, and the birthday cake doesn’t last the night.
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i want you so bad (it's driving me mad) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy) for Nettlethistle
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Aug 2025
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Before Jon’s finished his first mug of tea, Martin’s pulled out a bag of crisps (cheddar flavor), or a baked cheese snack, and a soda. Jon never sees him down a drop of water, chugging on manufactured caffeine as if that were his lifeline. And then lunch, more pop and the most luscious leftovers based on the smells emanating from the break room.
One time, Jon sat down in front of Martin while he was on his lunch break, and listened to Martin wax poetic about the smothered chicken recipe he made the night prior, how it was too much maths to downsize the recipe from three people to one person, so he made the meal in hopes of meal prepping, only to have eaten the whole thing in one sitting. Jon listening in rapt attention, feeling the telltale tightening of his pants as he covers his lap with his lunchbox and—
He notices, is all.
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Jon delves into self-indulgent desires, and Martin reciprocates.
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i’ll bow down to your royal harness (touch me sweet and low) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Aug 2025
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"I want to fuck you.” Jon murmurs into Martin’s neck.
Martin’s cock swells at the idea, pulling back so Jon can look him in the eyes. “What do you call what we normally do?”
“No, I mean–” Jon sighs, his cheeks flushed a dark red before he rests his forehead against Martin’s shoulder “Properly. I want to feel you around me.”
“Properly? I would say an orgasm from your fist in me is a proper shag—”
“I would like to penetrate you with my cock, Martin.”
And that—
Yeah. Yeah, he wants that.
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Jon and Martin experiment with kink and strap-ons for a new kind of gender-affirming sex.
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fucking him tonight, it’s a bad idea right? (fuck it, it’s fine.) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Aug 2025
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But every time, cranky, grumpy Jon, when he thinks he’s alone, takes a sip of the tea that Martin has perfected (lactose free milk and two teaspoons of sugar in English breakfast tea), and sighs contentedly. Looking at the pleased expression that Jon gives himself is more than enough of a thank you to Martin. Jon is fed, and he's alert, and while paranoid, Jon still trusts him to help care for him.
Martin would do a lot to maintain that trust.
He also, when it comes down to it, has to slip away into the coat closet, willing the swell of his bottom growth down to a manageable level, sometimes even taking care of business when he feels he can’t handle it. He tries not to do it often— it is a security and safety risk and a hell of an HR violation, but… he’s weak, and his boss is so handsome, and every time he talks to Jon he feels the devastating need to open his heart up and let Jon know his secrets.
Or,
Martin has a praise kink, and Jon is more than happy to oblige.
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take it like a taker (baby i'm a giver) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Aug 2025
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It’s not until Jon screams at Martin the first time, compelling him to tell his Very Obvious and Unwell Kept Secret that Martin realizes something incredibly unfortunate. Jon’s banging on the table, strands of salt and pepper curls pulling out of his half-up-half-down hairdo, looking all the crazed lunatic that Tim is making him out to be and, well–
Jon’s hot. Like, properly handsome.
God, what a fucking swell time to come to that conclusion.
Or,
What if Jon and Martin fucked in the interview room after Jon learned that Martin wasn't planning to kill him.
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let you touch me where you want to (there, there, there, there, there) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Jul 2025
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Martin’s not quite sure where their relationship stands, but Jon seems less likely to want to tear Martin’s head off for being in his general vicinity, and within a couple of months of staying late at night in the Archives, Martin and Jon have become somewhat… friendly.
If you call Jon sitting on Martin’s lap by the end of the night and kissing him senseless friendly . But they’ve not gone past that, and Martin’s determined not to ruin what could be a fantastic coworkers-with-kissing-benefits arrangement with something as needlessly childish as...
Tickling.
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Martin has a kink. So does Jon. Late night office shenanigans ensue.
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i can do a lot with fifteen minutes (only gonna take two to make me finish) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Jul 2025
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”Jon, I really can explain. Tim had mentioned that people’s voices were higher pitched during sex and I wanted to see if my own voice changed, but of course I’m alone and—“
Jon snaps out of his reverie, jerking his gaze away, willing himself to focus on anything, everything except for Martin.
“No, no need, no need at all,” Jon again doesn’t let Martin finish. “There are long nights in which you’re alone, and I know that you have…”
He gestures in the general direction of Martin’s body, hoping upon all hope nothing that’s happened in the last ten minutes is as much of a dead giveaway of Jon’s own personal wants and desires as it feels like. Because it feels like Jon has a bright neon sign pointing at Martin’s belly from three separate directions stating Look at what’s making Jon horny!!!
God, Jon needs to get a fucking grip.
Or.
Jon has a thing ™ for Martin’s belly and an embarrassingly low curiosity threshold when accidentally being presented with tapes of his infuriatingly handsome coworker masturbating.
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everybody wants to know you, but me, i only want one thing by Khismer, Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
25 Jun 2025
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Former art thief turned (mostly) legitimate art collector and curator Yelena Belova is at the top of her game – and it is exhausting. Being surrounded by sycophants who seem to put more stock in the status valuable paintings affords them rather than the art itself is draining the joy from this – and with so much to do, she has little time to seek out less vexing company, even if she had the first idea of how to do that.
Art school dropout Bob Reynolds is just trying to get by, though it sure would be nice if he could carve out time for his own art – and if things could be a little less lonely day-by-day. With the debt he’s in, and the horrendous luck he’s had with dating, it doesn’t look like there’s much hope of that.
Until he has the misfortune to insult the arrangement of a gallery right to the woman who put it together. Now things are suddenly going – surprisingly well? They just can’t seem to stop running into each other, and the… ill-advised dating profile he made is receiving a burst of renewed interest from a mysterious, and highly charming, profile.
OR: Yelena and Bob are lonely motherfuckers who sign up for a sugar baby site without thinking through the consequences. Feelings ensue.
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he takes her fingers in his mouth (like it's poetry) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 May 2025
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Yelena can’t help her wandering mind, to where Bob is sitting hunched over a psychology textbook in sweats and a Snuggie, and curses herself for not having more control over the situation.
For once, Yelena Belova is not in control of her feelings, and she’s– her body is taut, she feels restless, like she can’t keep her mind straight. Every time she tries to distract herself, her mind wanders back to Bob’s stubble, smell of his hair, of the shampoo he definitely stole from her. The way he backed her against the staircase and ignited something in her that she didn't think she had the energy to think about nor the wanting to unpack.
Or,
Yelena goes for a ride.
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something happens (i'm head over heels) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
24 Feb 2025
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Luke is celebrating getting an adjunct professorship at the local college. In comes tall, dark, and handsome Din Djarin, and well? What’s a guy to do?
A story about fake relationships, psychology professors, and psychoanalyzing the reason why sometimes, the steps you absolutely need to take to be happy are the scariest.
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slam in the back of my (dragula) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
13 Jan 2025
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Luke Skywalker is a self professed horror movie fanatic, for no reason in particular (he says, hiding his MaskTok bookmarks). When his hottie hot dilf neighbor comes around with his kid for trick or treating in a Jason Voorhees inspired costume, what is a guy to do?
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The one where Luke delves into his long-suppressed fantasies.
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kinda wanna kiss your boyfriend (if you don't mind) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
17 Oct 2023
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"Biggs Darklighter," Biggs says, reaching over to shake Din's hand. "In an effort to not sound stereotypical, my partner Luke here saw you from across the room—"
Luke flushes dark, slapping Bigg’s chest. "Biggs."
"And he was wondering if you'd like to dance," Biggs continues.
OR, Luke and Biggs pick up a third at Orlando Pride.
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hate to be lame (but i might love you) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 Aug 2022
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Anakin's a college senior studying creative writing and playing hockey for the University of Central Florida, looking to take some easy classes before graduating.
But when the Teacher's Assistant assigned to the class walks in and it's Obi-Wan Kenobi, the new Master's student and defenseman on the team, things get a whole lot more complicated.
Never mind the fact that they went on a date the day before class started.
Or, A Comprehensive Guide on How to Not Fuck the De Facto Professor: an Autobiography by Anakin Skywalker.
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it's friday (i'm in love) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
15 Aug 2022
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When Dustin bursts into the Family Video with the supplies necessary to make a friendship bracelet for his girlfriend, Steve's transfixed, to say the least. Making a friendship bracelet for someone you love sounds like the perfect gift. The only person he can think of making something like that for is Eddie Munson.
Operation Bracelet for Eddie Munson is a go...
He just hopes Eddie feels the same way.
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there it is again (that funny feeling) by Rebelskyguy (rebelskyguy)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Jul 2022
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Izzy deals with the aftermath of Stede leaving, and comes to terms with the fact that Ed was never his to begin with.