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Y'all know advent calendars? You know fanfic? Well what if, like a bad joke, an evil scientist came along and crossed them with each other, and then kept doing that every year for 12 years. That's right, you'd get this here Advent Calendar 2025!
24 ficlets at a rate of (roughly) one per day, spanning multiple fandoms (see tags) and multiple genres (i'll be honest, mostly fluff) and festivity levels.
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- Part 13 of Advent Calendars
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got a dollar in my pocket - how much you wanna bet by redgoldblue
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
26 Oct 2025
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With one of those raised eyebrows that speaks entire paragraphs, El puts the box down onto a small map-free corner of the table and opens it, dropping the lid on top of Washington Square Park.
Peter knows exactly what she’s looking at: the small stack of cards sent from prison that she’s already familiar with, a pile of origami figures, in varying sizes and paper materials, and a single neatly creased five-dollar bill.Neal's communication methods are, as ever, creative and mysterious. Peter's interpretation of them is, as ever, somewhere between non-existent and overly complicated. El is, as ever, the only straightforward one in this relationship, if sometimes a little too much so.
Or, 5 times Neal does origami, and one time Peter does.
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“You love recklessly, Napoleon.”
“Then it’s a good thing you love carefully.”Illya speaks twelve languages. Napoleon’s ability to say things still sometimes amazes him.
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don't know what this is but you've got me good by redgoldblue
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
18 Feb 2025
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“You touched me.”
Peter knew, instantly, what he meant.
Legal alcohol and illegal sedatives aren't the best mix. Luckily, it's hard to go wrong in the Burke house.
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Advent Calendar 2024 by redgoldblue
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Hawaii Five-0 (2010), The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV), 9-1-1 (TV), Starsky & Hutch, Leverage (US TV 2008), Addams Family (TV 1964), Doctor Odyssey (TV), due South
24 Dec 2024
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Guys I'm flat out of circus ringmaster phrases, I'm sorry. Come join the circus anyway.
- 24 fic/lets across 24 days and an average of 8-10 fandoms
- a swirling mix of actual holiday/Christmas themes and unrelated stuff I want to write
- a lot of fluff and h/c
- three of said fandoms are reliably Star Trek, Hawaii Five-0, and Starsky & Hutch
- there will be more information in the tags, although since ao3 instated a tag limit, you can also rely on me cursing it out at some point in A/Ns.Series
- Part 12 of Advent Calendars
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“You were scared,” Eddie diagnoses. “You left him because you were scared.”
Tommy shrugs minimally, then nods minimally, face flat. “I left because I was fucking terrified, Eddie, let’s not diminish it."Buck bakes, has sex, and goes to gay bingo. Tommy wallows, gets told off, and wallows some more. Eventually, they kiss again.
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That's agent sugar pink liquor liquor lips to you
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“What’s up with you, Starsky?” Hutch asks.
“You are.”Starsky leaves for New York for ten days, and has an only slightly delayed realisation.
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"Well, are you going to march me to a hospital or leave me to deal with it myself?"
"Neither. Sit down. This is going to hurt."Napoleon re-injures himself in the course of rescuing ('rescuing') Illya. Illya is not happy about it.
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Danny is drunk off his head when Steve arrives home from his trip. In his defence, it’s not his fault.
Sometimes, all you need is a few months absence and some seriously lowered inhibitions.
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Advent Calendar 2023 by redgoldblue
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV), Hawaii Five-0 (2010), 9-1-1 (TV), Starsky & Hutch, due South, Good Omens (TV), Leverage (US TV 2008), Almost Paradise (TV)
24 Dec 2023
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#And a one and a two and a two nought two three# - it's the advent calendar! Either you know her or you don't, and if you don't, you're about to meet all twenty-four of her because she's sitting on your screen right now.
(Twenty-four one-shot chapters of unrelated various-fandoms sometimes holiday-themed mostly fluff. More detailed information is contained within your program (the tags))
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- Part 11 of Advent Calendars
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my powers of expression and thoughts so sublime / could never do you justice in reason or rhyme by redgoldblue
Fandoms: House M.D.
10 Jul 2023
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The thing about House is, he doesn’t say anything.
The thing about Wilson is, he doesn’t say things either.
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The second time they sleep together, Hutch asks, “What do you want from me?”
The third time they sleep together, something is wrong.Hutch takes something Starsky says the wrong way. It works out badly for both of them, until it doesn’t.
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When You're Loving Me (That's When I'm Loving You) by redgoldblue
Fandoms: NCIS: Los Angeles
19 Mar 2023
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Then his phone starts vibrating in his pocket, and evidently he’s still panicking, because the first thing he does after pulling it out is turn the screen to face Ilyse and say, “It’s my boyfriend.”
Special Agent G Callen’s Strategic Manoeuvre for dealing with overly enthusiastic female neighbours: get yourself a boyfriend. How literally this directive should be interpreted is up to the subject.
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love don't treat you like that (babe, i'm letting you know) by redgoldblue
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
09 Jan 2023
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"Steve. I got Steve! He's alive!"
"Danny. Where's Wo Fat?"
"Just shut up, would you?""Hey, I hate to break up this little family reunion, but we got to go now."
"No, don't. You can thank me when we get back to O'ahu."
Well, they're back home. Now what?
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- Part 1 of H50 Codas
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If You're Gonna Do It, Do It Right (Like Do It With Me) by redgoldblue for faorism
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
25 Dec 2022
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“I was young. And stupid.”
“There’s at least three here.”
“I was young for a while. And stupid repeatedly.”Steve tells Danny about his piercings.
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Advent Calendar 2022 by redgoldblue
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Hawaii Five-0 (2010), Starsky & Hutch, House M.D., Leverage, MASH (TV), NCIS: Los Angeles, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV)
24 Dec 2022
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Roll up, roll up! An-n-n-n-ouncing the twooooo thouuuuuusand and tweeeeenty twoooooo advent calendar, brought to you by a spectrum of colours!!
As always, if you've been here before, you know what's happening - if not, what can I say but prepare to be astounded and delighted by my endless ability to ramble in chapter notes and deliver 24 chapters in which fictional characters from a variety of franchises are probably queer and definitely have found family and engage in various forms of sometimes-holiday-themed mostly-fluff.
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- Part 10 of Advent Calendars
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Exactly Where I Want Me (Underneath Your Body) by redgoldblue
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
13 Nov 2022
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[...] the same thrill he felt every time Steve let him manhandle his body like it was his god-given right. There were a few boundaries Steve never snapped back at, and Danny controlling his movements, as long as he was touching him to do it, was one of them.
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If You're Waitin' On Me You're Backin' Up (I'm Way In Over My Head In Love) by redgoldblue
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
20 Oct 2022
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“Danny!” he exclaimed. “I love you.”
“Yeah, okay,” Danny accepted, because that was a static fact of the universe that wasn’t going to change no matter what time it was. “Are you drunk?”Steve turns up on Danny's doorstep at midnight to tell him he loves him (and also tell him he loves him).
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I Would Break Into Your House Just To Put Sugar In Your Tea by redgoldblue
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
26 Jul 2022
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“Okay, Steve. We need to talk about your weapons.”
Five times Danny comes across a weapon in the McGarrett house (and one time he doesn’t).