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“You need an orgasm.”
That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.
“Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.
“That sounded sarcastic.”
“Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.
Bugger.
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Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.
(This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)
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- Part 1 of You Do It For Me Universe
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- 277,478
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- 53/?
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06 Aug 2025
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Hermione Granger lives by structure, discipline, and reason. But when a raid goes sideways and no one else remembers what she saw, control begins to slip through her fingers.
Now, whispers of a hidden organization, vanishing evidence, and one impossibly familiar face threaten to unravel everything she thought she knew—about the case, the Department, and herself.
In the magical justice system, dark magic crimes are considered especially heinous. In London, the dedicated Aurors who investigate these complex offenses operate from the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. This is their story.
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05 Aug 2025
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Five years after the war, a quiet return to England. A nearly empty charity ball. A name that still divides the Wizarding World.
When Hermione Granger-Potter and Harry Granger-Potter accept an invitation to a charity ball hosted by Narcissa Malfoy, they become unexpected catalysts for change in a society still haunted by its past. And in the shadows of the ballroom, Draco Malfoy steps forward, no longer the boy they once knew, but a man who could alter everything.
A story of redemption, second chances, and the power of rebuild!
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31 Jul 2025
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An accident sends Hermione to a time where the war is approaching and where she has a chance to change more than one fate. The story begins at Easter, after the snatchers have caught our golden trio (Deathly Hallows CH 23: Malfoy Manor), and it is an Alternate universe from there.
Some Hermione/Sirius, but Hermione/Regulus is endgame.- Language:
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- 351,138
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- 48/48
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Bookmarked by regulusblacksfloaties
26 Jul 2025
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When a split-second choice at Malfoy Manor spares three lives, Draco Malfoy is pulled into enemy territory and locked behind the wards of a tent he cannot leave. Hunted by his own side, distrusted by the other, he becomes an unwilling ally to Harry, Ron, and Hermione — offering fragments of knowledge that could tip the war. But as days turn into weeks and the walls between them begin to crack, Draco and Hermione find themselves drawn toward something as dangerous as the enemy outside… and far harder to resist.
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14 Jul 2025
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High-Rank Auror Draco Malfoy was ready to retire—until he's pulled into one last mission: investigate a rising dark movement threatening to expose the wizarding world. The catch? To maintain cover, he has to fake the one thing he never thought he could pull off: a normal, happy family life.
Enter Hermione Granger—efficient, brilliant, and secretly one of the Four Horsemen, a covert magical task force so classified most think it’s just a myth. She’s been assigned to track the same enemy from inside Hogwarts, but she needs a reason to be there.
The Ministry’s solution? A fake marriage.
To Draco Malfoy.
Who has no idea who she really is.
And who really doesn’t want to be married again.Now two undercover operatives with messy history, conflicting secrets, and a suspiciously competent child must pose as a picture-perfect couple while unraveling a dangerous conspiracy.
Sparks will fly. Covers will slip.
And falling in love might be the most dangerous mission of all.Series
- Part 1 of Red String Theory
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- 36/?
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25 Jun 2025
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The Art of Pretending to Date Draco Malfoy by kingferret
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger is on the brink of becoming the next Minister for Magic, but Marcus Flint's campaign is gaining momentum, and she needs to turn the tide in her favour.
Draco Malfoy, on the other hand, is fighting for custody of his son, and his past is threatening to undermine his case.
The solution? A fake romance that will gain them both the support they need. The rules are simple—public smiles, staged appearances, no real feelings. It's only temporary, only strategic...
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- 249,433
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- 46/?
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23 Jun 2025
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Marriage, Murder, and Other Misfortunes by Spookyandcooky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Oct 2025
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?
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- 34/38
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13 Jun 2025
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Nine years ago a child was taken from its family. Emmeline Nott was gone and it changed everything. As a result, life was never the same again for Theodore Nott. Having lost his twin sister at a young age, he slowly lost his parents until one day they were both gone. He then found himself moved in with the Malfoys and eventually a fourth year at Durmstrang Institute, applying to spend a year abroad in England at the school his parents had always intended for him and his sister to attend. Now he's here, but the swotty brunette who sits in front of him in class is giving him flashbacks to the childhood he once had and though his best mate's trying to assure him otherwise, he can't help wondering why it is she looks so much like photos of his dead mother.
Told from the POVs of Hermione and Draco, narrators will be (un)reliable as they work through finding each other, falling in love, and figuring out what happened all those years ago that made everything go so terribly wrong.
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- 155,469
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- 33/?
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Bookmarked by regulusblacksfloaties
28 May 2025
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CURRENTLY ON HIATUS
In a world divided into black and white, Hermione Granger has always been certain where she stands— on the "good" side, with her best friends. That is, until she returns to Hogwarts for her sixth year and starts paying attention to Draco Malfoy. While Harry is determined to expose him, to catch him in the act and prove his guilt, Hermione is, somehow, the only one who truly sees Draco. She pieces together his secrets, trailing him from the library to the Room of Requirement, uncovering a truth far more complicated than she expected.
As war looms and the lines between right and wrong blur, Hermione finds herself questioning everything she thought she knew about morality, loyalty, and even herself. Because Draco Malfoy isn’t just a Death Eater in the making—he’s a boy with shaking hands, a breaking heart, and a choice that isn’t a choice at all. And despite everything, she can’t seem to look away.
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26 May 2025
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“Mother... if I were... In the event that one found oneself... shall we say interested in interacting with someone who was not normally included in our social circles, would that... would one find oneself quite dismissed from the family, do you suppose?”
The first wizarding war didn't end. It just changed tactics.
Hidden in bureaucracy, buried in laws, and baked into bloodlines, wizarding society is still divided into those who belong, and those who don't. But Hermione Granger has never backed down from a challenge, and she's never wanted anything more than to belong.
Not every war is fought with battles and curses. Some are fought with hushed conversations, careful compromises, and a revolution that begins in a library.
[This story begins in third year and updates Sundays and Tuesdays.]
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- Part 1 of The Quiet War
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- 315,824
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- 80/80
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Bookmarked by regulusblacksfloaties
14 May 2025
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
Or something like that.
In the aftermath of the war, the wizarding bureaucracy agreed: all eligible wizards must marry within the year.
And thus, Draco Malfoy finds himself in somewhat of a predicament.
Or: The one where Draco learns to be brave; Hermione figures out to have a little bit of fun; and Pansy Parkinson bags a war hero.
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- 30/40
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26 Jan 2025
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The Chamber of Salazar Slytherin by Sparklingwatermelo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
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Harry looks up at the ceiling of his new room, it feels… wrong. The sheer size of the bedroom that was now supposed to be his, looming threateningly around him. It feels more like a cage than the cupboard, with the iron bars on the window and the cat flap and bolts on the door.
The room is completely bare apart from a small single bed and an old wardrobe.
He misses his cupboard. That’s not a sentence he ever thought would cross his mind - but it’s true nonetheless.
He had grown accustomed to it over the years, the tight space had become kind of like a pocket of safety. It’s where they threw him in the aftermath, it’s where he recovers. It gave him the comforting illusion of safety (much like a rabbit would feel hidden away in a burrow believing it is protected even though a predator prowls above ready to dig them out).
This room gives him none of that. It’s big enough so Vernon can come in and terrorise him as much as he pleases and it’s easier than ever for them to simply lock him in here, forget about him, and let him slowly rot away.
It was supposed to be an improvement.
He feels more trapped than ever before.
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- Part 2 of Harry potter the boy who survives
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15 Jan 2025
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smoke signals by blue_keyboard
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
26 Sep 2025
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Voldemort gives Draco Malfoy a task, but it isn't killing Dumbledore. In the summer before sixth year, a reluctant Draco shows up in Hermione Granger's muggle suburb to warn her that he has been sent to kill her parents. Everything changes.
The story of how two sworn enemies learn of something far more powerful than hatred: devotion.
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- Part 1 of you must have been looking for me
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 327,994
- Chapters:
- 52/65
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- 27
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- 4,213
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22 Jul 2024