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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Ferdinand decides he needs to be better at flirting. For the Empire, of course, to understand an ancient and practical form of communication. NOT to deepen his relationship with Hubert. Of course not.
    He asks Dorothea to teach him, and since she’s gotten similar requests from Edelgard, she agrees to teach them both, along with her teacher’s assistant Hilda. Things…don’t go as planned for Ferdinand von Aegir.

    Written for Ferdinand Week 2021 Day 4: Hair

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    11 Jan 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    When Bernadetta sets Hubert up with a handsome museum curator, he doesn't expect to fall so hard. Or to find such unexpected baggage.
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    Modern single dad AU
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    Title from Leonard Cohen's lyrics, "there's a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in"

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    22 Feb 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    Hubert had accepted that he would spend the rest of his life in that small cottage deep in the Aegir forest, carving out a poor man's life, in hiding from his past and the church. He did not desire nor thought he deserved happiness. That was, until Ferdinand.

    A folklore fantasy AU where Hubert faces his past and learns to love, and Ferdinand faces his future and learns to live.

    “Allow me to introduce myself. I am the new lord of the territory, Ferdinand von Aegir.”

    “It’s good to finally meet you,” Hubert replied, yet his pleasantries withered under the weight of suspicion, “but something tells me you didn’t come all this way in such a ferocious storm simply to introduce yourself.”

    Ferdinand shifted, squeezing his sodden hat tighter. “You are correct. I have a request if you would hear it.”

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    22 Feb 2024

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    After a billiards-based drinking game quickly devolves into shameless flirting, both Ren and Goro are awakened to the rapidly escalating sexual tension between them. In the following weeks of antics, who will be the first one to snap?

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    22 Aug 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    Ferdinand coerces a dance out of Hubert.

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    24 Jul 2022