sassycatpants



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  1. Summary

    featuring shenanigans such as:

  2. foreign six year old vowing to kill emmet

  3. oddish vendettas

  4. long distance pokemon battles

  5. emmet in general tbh

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  7. Summary

    collection for all the stuff i write about knives from my rp blog; mostly drabbles but i may also post some of the headcanons we'll see

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    in a world where gods are real and monsters walk among the living, there exists a god eater with the drums of war in his veins. the earth shakes beneath him, a revolution in his wake; but revolution has a price, and the wildfire with a heart made of stars discovers that destiny is what you make of it.

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    Fusion between Kingdom Hearts and my own personal WIP original work. Ficlets aren't really in chronological order so much as the order I wrote and posted them.

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    Crossover AU. An article in a newspaper changes Moneypenny's life forever.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    "It's possible my students are demons sent to torture me for my sins," Kakashi sighs, drink in hand.

    Gai pats him on the back. "You'll be fine, my friend."

    "They're punctual, Gai. Punctual."

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    01 Dec 2025

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    Doflamingo’s mouth went dry. Rosi straightened, hands behind his back, as if he were about to start rocking on his heels. He looked exactly the same as when Doflamingo had last seen him. Sweat and dirt-stained, clothes worn, that thumbprint of their father’s blood at the corner of his chin from where Doflamingo had touched him.

    Rationally, it couldn't have been real. He still surveyed the islands across the North Blue and kept a tap on the local news, but had long stopped expecting anything. It had been seven years after all. At this point, Rosi was either dead or didn’t want to be found.

    “No,” Doflamingo growled, “No, no, you don’t get to do this to me.”

    i.e. That one world in ten billion where Doflamingo tries really damn hard. And it's no prettier world by far. A tale of madness, blood and two brothers searching for each other in the dark. [An AU retelling of the Donquixote brothers]

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    11 Aug 2025

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    You would think it would be difficult to accidentally rob a bank! So did I.

    (From a post by Feynites: “I’d like to see John Mulaney play a live action Riddler. But not, like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’.”)

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    06 Dec 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    The Battle Subway has rules. The rules are important - they keep fights fair, and balanced, and most importantly they keep the passengers and staff safe. One of the chief rules amongst them is this: Legendary pokémon are not allowed on the trains. The trains are not safety rated for pokemon who can wield the power of time, or space, or the moon, or wishes.

    "You are not supposed to be here," Emmet tells the creatures who rule over time and space, both currently sitting in the middle of the carriage he is trying to inspect for damage. “Legendary pokémon are not allowed on the subway. Why are you here?”

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    It has been a year and seven months since Ingo vanished. This is not the night that Emmet would have expected to be given news of what happened to his brother. Dialga, Palkia and Arceus' arrival was not something he expected on any night. This hasn't stopped them from showing up anyway.

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    01 Dec 2024