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Harry watched him go, a frown visible on his face. Perry would never find out about Harry’s feelings toward him if he didn’t say them sooner or later. He wanted nothing more than to help Perry, but he couldn’t do that if Perry wasn’t going to help himself. Maybe he really didn’t like him after all.
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Perry & Harry are still getting used to living together, but they’re also still getting used to these newfound feelings they’ve developed for one another.
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Perry & Harry Go Down on Jump Street (literally) by sentron_inc
Fandoms: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005), 21 Jump Street (Movies)
28 Oct 2025
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"So..." He started, clearing his throat. Perry paused the assault on Harry's neck to turn his head at the muscular man, raising an eyebrow. "You guys got any room for one more?"
Perry blinked. Was he hearing him correctly? Hopefully. “Excuse me?"
"I mean, I haven't been laid in weeks. And you two are, you know, hot. So, uhh, do you guys want a third? Or are you not into that? Because if you aren't I completely understand-"
"Yes." Harry immediately responded, gripping the countertop below him. Perry glared at him.
Then, Perry thought about it some more: two guys fucking Harry at the same time? Yeah—that does sound pretty fucking hot. Especially since Jenko is really fucking hot.
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Theres a new pair of cops in town—Officer Jenko & Officer Schmidt—that just moved from Louisiana to California, and Harry & Perry couldn't have been happier to meet them! Harry realizes he might have a thing for Jenko, but he's already with Perry, so he knows he can't have both. Until Jenko suggests a threesome, and Harry finally gets to experience the joy of getting fucked in the ass and having his cock sucked at the same time, and it's never felt better.
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a love that’s true to me by sentron_inc
Fandoms: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005), Top Secret! (1984)
26 Oct 2025
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“Harry…” He finally spoke after a minute, voice dropping a few decibels. “Where the fuck did you find this?”
“…Your office.”
He snapped back up at me, voice raising. “You went in my office?!”
“Well, I—I was just bored, and—“
“Harry—“
“You never told me you were a singer!”
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Harry finds out that Perry used to be a singer—going under the name ‘Nick Rivers.’
He’ll learn not to look through Perry’s shit again after this.
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“Perry immediately put his thoughts to words, because of course he did. “What the fuck are you wearing?”
Harry’s stupid grin just grew wider. “It’s my costume!”
Perry looked at him like he had just chucked him into the lake instead of his gun. “Your costume? The fuck are you supposed to be, an office worker?”
Harry chuckled. “No, dumbass, I’m you! Happy Halloween, Perry!”
Perry could feel his face heat up just the slightest. Him? He could be so many other things—hell, he could be any other person—and he chose Perry? He even got the damn goatee right for fuck’s sake.“
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The last thing Perry expected today was for Harry to show up at his door on Halloween. He even less expected spending Halloween with someone.
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a pity she does not exist (a shame he’s not a fag) by sentron_inc
Fandoms: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
06 Sep 2025
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“Perry van Shrike never knew what he saw in Harry Lockhart.
Maybe it was those beautiful amber eyes that glimmered at night time that made his ears go pink. Or his messy, dark brown hair that kept going in his face that Perry always did the honors of fixing. Or maybe it was the shape of his tight, round ass in those just-right-fit jeans when he bent over to tie his shoes, stretched, or just stood still while Perry admired from afar.
Perry will never fucking know. Ever.”
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Perry is still not used to the fact that Harry doesn’t like guys, and frankly, he never will get used to the fact.
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Perry had always had an insane amount of weird cases which required Harry to do stupid shit for Perry’s amusement. Like when Harry had to go undercover as a clown, or when Perry made him organize case files alphabetically but all of the files were labelled by numbers, et cetera, et cetera. But, this certainly takes the cake.
Or, Harry has to cross-dress for a case. Perry is very much into Harry's new look.
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The street ended in a chain-link fence. Not a restaurant. Not even a gas station. Just a “NO TRESPASSING” sign and a very confused stray dog staring at them from the other side.
“Remind me why we let him touch the map.”
Flufftober day 14: Lost Together
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Flufftober Day 13: Hosting a Holiday Event
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13 Oct 2025
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MY “HARRY LOCKHART HAS ADHD” TAG!!!! YES!!!!!
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“Things don’t usually… stick, for me. Good things. They either blow up or walk out the door. And I just— sometimes I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop.”
Flufftober Day 5: Late Night Talks
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Colin Farrell Wants Too Much Money by gemini_melia (queenclio)
Fandoms: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
04 Nov 2010
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What Perry thought of Harry before "The Party."

