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Robert Robertson had grown used to the Z-team's constant HR violations, and what they discussed during work hours. So a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill about fellow superheroes during break time isn't too out of the ordinary.
What he isn't used to is what they have to say about Mecha Man.
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11 Nov 2025
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Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift. The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it’s the only thing keeping his eyes open.
Then the comm crackles.
“Hello, Robert.”
Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.
“I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”
Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?
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11 Nov 2025
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"Robert was really starting to regret having Phenomaman on the team.
It wasn’t him… exactly. His skills were great. He had even been getting better with his heartbreak over Blonde Blazer too. He at least didn’t go looking for her out in the field, anyway. Even had cleaned up his beard a little. Sure, he could get depressed after a mission failure, but they’ve all been there. None of that was the issue.
The issue was the hovering right behind him. Or ‘bodyguarding’. Whatever it could be called."
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09 Nov 2025
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“Why is that funny?”
“Uhh…” The dispatcher stalled, tongue-tied. “It can't be that bad. You don't have teeth or spikes down there, right?”Robert says what he shouldn't, but gains what he didn't realize he wanted.
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09 Nov 2025
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The Z-Team didn’t like Robert.
They were villains. They were fuck ups. They each had a giant chip on their shoulders that barely let them stand next to each other on a good day. As soon as his voice first came on the group call, they had to give him shit. If they didn’t start harassing him, the Blonde Boss Lady would have benched them thinking they were being mind controlled.
Evey handler thought they could “handle” the Phoenix team. Tame them, make them palatable, water them down. Turn them good. So they didn’t like Robert.
But they did like his voice.
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08 Nov 2025