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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    This demon again. The one that is always pestering him with invitations, with requests, with ads in the damned newspaper asking for his attention.

    This demon again, that makes his head ache every single time one of those invitations comes across his desk. Why? How frustrating. How annoying. And how insulting, that others apparently know why, and he simply does not.

    He can’t stand not knowing. That’s the muckraker in him, he supposes, hah! Well, fuck it. His cat is off doing whatever his cat is going to do, and he has nothing better to do tonight. Without further ado, Alastor slinks around directly into Vox’s path, dangling the second glass of wine in front of his screen. “Good evening.”

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    30 Nov 2025

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    Alastor doesn’t pull his hand away, in spite of how he’d very much like to.

     

    Typically—this is a game reserved for a disgusting pig of a white man that he’s been stalking for a few weeks now, at the bare minimum. Perhaps a few months, even. He’s not certain this one qualifies yet to be on the main list, but he does tick all of the preliminary boxes. He’d make for terrible prey, though, Alastor sadly notes. A high profile white man from New York that has come down to specifically chase after him? No, no, that won’t do. He can’t kill this man. It would fall back onto him immediately.

     

    Buuuut, he is still having a bit of fun, laying out a few honey traps here and there, for whatever reason. Just in case.

     

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    1930s Human AU. Newscastor (and CBS Executive) Vincent goes to New Orleans to scout some new talent. He gets a lot more than either of them bargain for in a particular small-time radio host.

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    26 Nov 2025

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    For Mycroft, the most jarring thing about V-day isn’t that it happened. It’s that he did not see it coming.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    Eggsy takes out the medal in slightly worse circumstances, asking for a miracle.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    The voice gets under his skin. Is it pleasing or terrifying? Inside his head or out? Is it even real, or is his still-human brain just cobbling monster-sounds into something he can comprehend?

    It’s impossible to get out of his head, whether literal or not.

    Doesn’t matter, though, because the answer Michael gives is a terrible one, and ends the same way: Gertrude could protect herself, Jon can’t, and he’s going to die for her sins.

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