shamoosh
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This is the hard part. Farai waits him out.
Tano: i think she is coping by
Tano: i think we’re
Tano: we’re at the theater? the secunit
Farai: I think it’s just SecUnit
Tano: right
Tano: secunit is
Tano: also here
Tano: on our date
Tano: it’s holding her hand and i am holding her other hand
Tano: please advise -
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In a shockingly accurate imitation of the voice ART uses to talk to humans, Iris intoned, “The vacation protocol is now in effect.”
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- Part 3 of sandbox environment
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You can’t be this stupid, ART said, which was insulting but also relieving, because it never talked to me that way during the trauma treatment. Maybe this wouldn’t turn into a BARF after all. Turn off your governor module, you idiot. It’s giving you brain worms.
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- Part 2 of sandbox environment
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The thing was I knew it was stupid. All of it, all of the parts. Especially the part where I was even considering it. But ART didn’t have to ask.
And I didn’t have to let it in, so I did.
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- Part 1 of sandbox environment
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Closed Loop System by One_of_Them (greenbean_paste)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
29 Jun 2025
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Unit Communication Log:
SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
SecUnit One: ...
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Party Gauntlet by socksock
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
24 Dec 2024
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Zoro stares at the calendar. He's supposed to...what now?
"Are—" The waiter cuts himself off and tries again. "I'm sorry. Do you mean we're having...more than one party?"
Luffy slaps his hands on the counter and shouts, "Twenty-one parties!"
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The crew has solstice festival hijinks with fireworks, a hot tub, a piñata, a stolen piano, crappy gift exchange, too much food, too much alcohol, and Luffy's wearing a pool floatie. Zoro's just along for the ride.
Bookmarked by shamoosh
28 Jun 2025
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50% of this series is Jade and Karkat falling in love and having kick-ass fantasy adventures. 50% of this series is John Egbert pulling some Machiavellian Shit(tm) for the sake of a metatextual Discworld joke. All of it is necromancy & death themed. Pick your poison.
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Bookmarked by shamoosh
30 Jan 2025
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Welcome to the new age.
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- English
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Bookmarked by shamoosh
11 Jan 2025
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give it a hand, offer it a soul by dragonyfox
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
14 Jun 2024
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My route has another projected 4.7 seconds. I tried so fucking hard to get to you, to outrun that fucking CSU. Unfortunately, that’s when the CSU shoots me in my power cord.
I only have enough time to send a single, panicked message to you, telling you to get the hell out of here, before I suffer an emergency shutdown.
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- Part 1 of it will come back
Bookmarked by shamoosh
11 Jun 2024