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During an accident, some mutagen is spilled on Chompy resulting in the fire breathing turtle alien to mutate.
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As if viewing it in slow motion, he saw the bowl fly across the cafeteria and splatter all over Craig's table.
Every child stopped their conversations to stare at the groups, waiting with baited breath to see what will happen next.
"G-g-gAH! Oh god, it's - my - my - my shirt is gonna be d-dirty! Egh!" could be heard, which made Cartman snort.
His amusement only lasted for a second longer when he saw Craig slowly turn to glare at Stan's table, which Cartman paused at.
"Oh shit."
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Severus Snape didn’t often cover potions in class that he genuinely believed the students couldn’t brew, but there is one that he always makes his OWL students brew purely for the chaos of it. None of the ingredients were all that expensive or explosive, so it was the perfect way to keep the students on their toes.
Until the year someone actually succeeded and there were…consequences.
Or; the Potions Disaster of 1996, in which Harry gets a little too pissed off and a little too honest.
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- Part 6 of unrelated hp one-shots
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27 Oct 2025
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The Son and the Scorpion (Broken Legacies Year One) by Slytherin_Sentinel (Allyson_Bede)
Fandoms: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jun 2025
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Albus Potter never asked to be sorted into Slytherin.
He also never expected to become best friends with Scorpius Malfoy, or to fall behind in school, or to feel so lost in a family of heroes.
As the years at Hogwarts unfold, Albus must learn to navigate a world that doesn’t quite know what to do with a boy like him—empathetic, anxious, and unsure of who he’s becoming. But in the spaces between expectations and fear, between friendship and first crushes, between the weight of a name and the search for self… there might still be room to grow.
A slow-burning, character-driven re-imagining of The Cursed Child. Themes include mental health, identity, bullying, body image, queer adolescence, and the unshakable bond between two very different boys trying to survive growing up in the shadow of their families.Series
- Part 1 of Broken Legacies
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26 Oct 2025
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"Imagine that from the minute you could understand English, you were told you were... special. That even amongst other wizards, with their own abilities, you were prized even above them. That you should be proud of your name, because you were the product of a thousand wizards and witches before you, hailing all the way from the first recorded use of magic.
You are told that the word 'pureblood' is a significant one. That it means one who is descended from magic itself. And soon, after you learn the word 'pureblood,' you learn a few new ones: Outsiders. Thieves. Muggleborns. Mudbloods. Blood Traitors."
And one day, they tell you of a savior. They said he was kind, powerful, wise beyond his years. That he had a plan to put us back on top. So, I was taught to anticipate the Dark Lord’s arrival. To be ready for his return. To be ready for the honor of joining him. I repeated every word my parents told me these last four years, hoping to meet this great man, this great… savior.
And, this summer, I got to meet that kind, wise, patient, and loving man. And I very quickly learned that he was neither kind nor patient and that he did not seem to understand the concept of love at all."
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25 Oct 2025
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Draco Malfoy knows how the world is supposed to go; he is a dominant Veela, with a submissive mate. It’s rather a surprise to find out that his mate is Harry Potter. It’s much more of one to find out that Harry, having been raised by Muggles, does not know how the world is supposed to go, and has no interest in being a submissive mate.
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13 Oct 2025
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Ron struggles with what to do when he realizes that there can only be terrible reasons for why Harry isn’t responding to his letters. Little does he know that Ron’s distress is just as worrying for his family.
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