smokingginger
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (23)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (5)
- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (3)
- Homestuck (2)
- Dream SMP (2)
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Ontological covariance OR How to become human in 3,427 easy steps by smokingginger
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
18 Jan 2025
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Space is dangerous.
On a routine mission to deliver terraforming supplies the ship Helianthia is damaged beyond repair and her AI has to make a hard choice to save the lives of her crew. When the dust has cleared her crew is left with the aftermath of her choices and questions about what happened.
Series
- Part 4 of mulligan stew
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I went where the crow flies by smokingginger
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Linked Universe - Fandom
18 Jan 2025
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BOTW!Link wakes up five years early and never gets the shiekah slate. Ten years later and an injured, grumpy horsecatcher runs into a group of blond kids who all look the same.
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Case study of transient worker in Mojave Desert recovering from reported cranial gunshot by smokingginger
Fandoms: Fallout: New Vegas
27 Jun 2024
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Farkas physically grabs him by the elbow, dragging him from his purposeful walk towards his cacti and into her purposeful walk towards the crash tent. He goes along with good grace, only glancing over with a questioning air.
"I have a wastelander who got shot in the brain." Julie says. "Go take a look at her"
(Its the start of a beautiful friendship.)
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- Part 6 of WIP Dump
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wrap your ribs kids by smokingginger
Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
29 Apr 2024
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Jason gets injured on patrol and fails to hide this from Kori and Roy
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- Part 2 of WIP Dump
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what the young inherit by smokingginger
Fandoms: Phasmophobia (Video Game), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
21 Mar 2024
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Not every exorcism team is as talented as Tango's and ghost hunting is dangerous. Things go wrong all the time, especially for people starting out. JITS phasmophobia AU, with ghost!Jimmy.
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WIP Dump by smokingginger
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Constantine (2005), Dream SMP, Fallout: New Vegas, Hermitcraft SMP, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
27 Jun 2024
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In an attempt to combat the creative block that's strangling me I'm going through my laptop and cleaning up a bunch of things I wrote but never posted. Many of these are very old, all of them are incomplete.
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I keep reading prompts on the kink meme and writing them instead of my other projects I regret nothing and will not stop
Characterization may vary wildly, these minecraft skins are but barbie dolls I shall mash together in various configurations.
Edit: renamed because I started writing non-kinkmeme things and added them
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in the interests of intragalactic cooperation by hazel for pendrecarc
Fandoms: Original Work
25 May 2019
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Alix Campbell is not particularly pleased to be on the list of staff for Earth's very first appearance at the Galactic Council.
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- English
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Bookmarked by smokingginger
07 Nov 2025
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The Role of Primordial Amino Acids in the Evolution of Sentience by silverr
Fandoms: Original Work
17 Jan 2020
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I am compelled to continuously scan for the Golden Hind crew, despite having folded their bodies into specimen containers and sent them into space
(1.94E+09 seconds)more than sixty earth-years ago. Changing my behavioral modes would require a human operator, but the presence of a human operator would necessitate that my mode remain unchanged.This is an example of situational irony.
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Bookmarked by smokingginger
07 Nov 2025
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With ten girls born for every boy who made it out of the womb alive, folks always had an opinion about the nearest male's behavior. But Lieutenant Finna Buckley would still rather spend her time worrying about those Tamers shooting Judge Moorland dead than their stealing some spunky young man as the circuit court rode down-slope to Gregors Springs.
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Bookmarked by smokingginger
06 Nov 2025
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A story of prison planets and first contact and humans stubbornly making friends with the scariest aliens on the block.
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Bookmarked by smokingginger
12 Aug 2025
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You All Meet In A Cell by icarus_chained
Fandoms: Original Work, Dungeons & Dragons - All Media Types
09 Mar 2020
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"His new cell mates arrived during Soren's forty-seventh rendition of 'Water in the Dust', sung Redcliff-style with the rhythmic underpinning. He wasn't sure if that counted as an annoyance or a reprieve. Although, from the looks of them, he wasn't leaning towards 'reprieve'."
A potential adventuring party meets in a cell. Well, most of them. Two of them met earlier, and not in friendly fashion.
Bookmarked by smokingginger
11 Aug 2025