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  1. Rec 2

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    Retcons the Homestuck Epilogues by letting John choose something other than Meat or Candy. (warning: incredibly silly!)

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    07 Dec 2025

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  2. Rec 14

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    Awkward high school senior Karkat Vantas is head over heels for popular, nice, just a really great guy John Egbert--but John Egbert is obviously enamoured with cooldude and not as great a guy Dave Strider.

    So, reasonably, Karkat decides to pretend to be a serial killer in an effort to drive John into his skinny arms, only for the results to turn a bit...unexpected.

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    01 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    When you're eleven-years-old (almost twelve) your dad finally lets you use the computer without hovering over your shoulder and the very first thing you do is install PesterChum because you keep hearing kids at school talk about it and you want to talk about it too

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    A cerebral timeline of one, John Egbert's, life.

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    30 Nov 2025

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  4. Rec *

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    After the Scratch, Dave (almost) remembers John.

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    30 Nov 2025

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    "Everything about Dave is wonderful, especially when it's not."

    Three years after the game ended, the kids and their guardians live together as a big, goofy family, and John is so happy he could explode. The thing that makes him happiest is Dave. They are the best snugglebros and everything is perfect.

    Except that people are giving John looks like he's missing something important here, and he's not sure he wants to figure it out...

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    30 Nov 2025

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