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1. Public Bookmark 17

   thin walls by wolfgovernment for beanierose

   Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   15 May 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Barbara Howard/Melissa Schemmenti
   • Melissa Schemmenti/Captain Robinson (mentioned)
   • Jacob Hill
   • Melissa Schemmenti
   • Barbara Howard
   • Roommates
   • indirect smut
   • Post-episode: s3e8 Panel
   • Jacob is so nosey

   Summary

   Jacob adjusts to life as Melissa's roommate.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,058

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Collections:

   1

   Comments:

   15

   Kudos:

   182

   Bookmarks:

   17

   Hits:

   1,372

   Bookmarked by spatulalala

   07 Dec 2025

2. Public Bookmark 16

   The Trouble with Kiss Cams by vorpalsword

   Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   12 Feb 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Barbara Howard/Melissa Schemmenti
   • Barbara Howard & Melissa Schemmenti
   • Barbara Howard
   • Melissa Schemmenti
   • Ava Coleman (Abbott Elementary)
   • Football
   • Super Bowl
   • Philadelphia Eagles
   • me throwing these sports tags in here like the game matters at all in this (it does not)
   • Kiss cam
   • Barbara POV
   • Jealous!Barbara

   Summary

   Barbara takes Melissa to the Super Bowl to cheer on the Eagles, but the real showdown of the night is repression vs. the kiss cam.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Work Wives Game Dates

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,415

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

   32

   Kudos:

   217

   Bookmarks:

   16

   Hits:

   1,508

   Bookmarked by spatulalala

   07 Dec 2025

3. Public Bookmark 25

   Talk to Me Nice by jeritoodles

   Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   19 Nov 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Barbara Howard/Melissa Schemmenti
   • Barbara Howard/Gerald Howard (mentioned)
   • Barbara Howard
   • Melissa Schemmenti
   • Gerald Howard (mentioned)
   • they’re in love
   • and in Lust
   • but mostly love

   Summary

   I mean, who doesn’t like the way Melissa Schemmenti talks?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,896

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

   37

   Kudos:

   250

   Bookmarks:

   25

   Hits:

   3,060

   Bookmarked by spatulalala

   06 Dec 2025

4. Public Bookmark 39

   what’s heaven to a woman’s love anyway? by beanierose

   Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   26 Mar 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Barbara Howard/Melissa Schemmenti
   • Barbara Howard
   • Melissa Schemmenti
   • Janine Teagues
   • Jacob Hill
   • Gregory Eddie
   • gary does not exist in this because i am gay and i said so
   • i was like oh i'll just do a little short thing to get it out of my system
   • and here we are nearly 7k later
   • my personal belief is that gay people do not have angst and fluff we have yearning and tenderness
   • and this has both in spades
   • Extremely Requited Love

   Summary

   barbara has a big piece of life news to share, and melissa hears about it. from janine.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,828

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   53

   Kudos:

   271

   Bookmarks:

   39

   Hits:

   2,238

   Bookmarked by spatulalala

   06 Dec 2025

5. Public Bookmark 22

   a matter of proximity by beanierose for mattepinkallshades

   Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   20 Apr 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Barbara Howard/Melissa Schemmenti
   • Barbara Howard
   • Melissa Schemmenti
   • Praise Kink
   • bratty bottom melissa
   • Fisting
   • dead dove etc etc
   • Established Relationship
   • listen i did not mean to write 2500 words of relationship contextualistion before the smut
   • but here we are

   Summary

   barbara helps melissa unwind from the stress of teaching two grades at once. really, really unwind. set during s2, but not episode specific.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,444

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   23

   Kudos:

   146

   Bookmarks:

   22

   Hits:

   2,684

   Bookmarked by spatulalala

   06 Dec 2025