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"How did it feel when you kissed her?"
Tatsuya could perfectly predict the moment when Ikuo leaned forward and pressed his lips to his. Could predict his own moving in tandem, knowing instinctively how to shift his head to lock together. Even when they separated, they were breathing each other’s air.
"It didn't feel like that?"
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Alternate take on the Esmeralda/Casino Cruise arc, because in a perfect world it would be longer and more fleshed out. Also if the author hadn’t been allergic to the OBVIOUS implications of the twin dragons. “We share one body and soul” get the fuck out of my face.
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Tokuchi Toua and Takami Itsuki, as seen from an outside perspective.
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MY BIG TITS NEIGHBOUR CAME TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF AND WANTED TO FUCK! by synthetic_skeleton
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
10 Apr 2023
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The couch is familiar. It's with a rush of heat to your cheeks that you recognise the array of throw pillows. All in all, it looks like a room straight from a catalogue of Beverly Hills... Or a certain porn site you might frequent.
You steel your nerves and open the door slightly, peeking out. You don’t know what you expected. A suit, a mobster, a gun, maybe? Not this pasty bitch from that anime you heard about.
"Hey, I'm your new neighbour. Wanted to introduce myself."
(dream porn parody. can also be read as satosugu if you squint and apply suspension of disbelief!)
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(Set after Trigun: Badlands Rumble. Spoilers for Trigun Maximum)
Riding on adrenaline after the Gasback incident and emotional about seeing Vash again, Wolfwood confronts him back at his hotel room.
His forehead was hot against Vash’s soft red leather jacket. “Vash, don’t… stop putting the whole world before yourself.” As if he could ever be as selfish as Nicholas was.
He lifted his head slowly and stepped further away, “I haven’t even known you that long. What do I care?” He laughed and it had no humour in it. “Why do I care, huh?”
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Dirk Strider goes out into the world with two goals: find something, and lose himself in the process. It works well enough until a handsome boy with bottle green eyes follows the trail of missed connections and ticket stubs right to his heart and decides to help himself to everything Dirk was determined to throw away.
(Fae Jake/listless semi-sex addict Dirk, and a lot of self-indulgence.)
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- Part 1 of to black mambo (fae AU)
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30 Nov 2025
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"Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"
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Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.
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26 Nov 2025
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Dream-sharing: a highly illegal little industry in which agents delve into people's dreams, and unearth their deepest secrets and memories.
Within this business, the Strider-Lalondes are known as the best there is — until Dirk Strider gets his fool-ass trapped within the confines of his own subconscious, with his Auto-Responder playing malicious prison warden.
To save him, the best and brightest dreamers in the world will have to form a team. Backed by the token rich friend, lead by the surliest extractor ever bribed out of retirement, haunted by the shade of the latest, greatest agent in the biz, and on the run through a dangerous tiered dream in a hostile mind... It's going to take a miracle to pull this one off.
11/11/21: FULLY REVISED WITH A "FIVE YEARS LATER" EPILOGUE
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26 Nov 2025
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Clifford Unger opened his eyes.
The gun was still there. Lisa's heart monitor beeped away. But he hadn't fired the gun yet. He hadn't fired because he suddenly knew what was about to happen. Or what could happen if seemingly inconsequential choices were made, like taking a few seconds too long or turning down a different corridor.
They weren't memories exactly. It was impossible how to describe them, but what was important was the information he got from them. He knew what to do. He knew how to save himself and his BB.
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11 Sep 2025
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Time kept coming, speeding faster and faster at a breakneck pace as Sam stayed exactly the same.
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10 Sep 2025